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#52 Mar 13 2009 at 9:56 AM Rating: Good
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Mey, I know people that get their nuts zapped to make their -uh- nuts zap. then again, I know a lot of weird people.


One of the other Dommes in the dungeon I worked at had a large collection of devices to do this. It was quite profitable. ;)
#53 Mar 13 2009 at 11:39 AM Rating: Good
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Mey, I know people that get their nuts zapped to make their -uh- nuts zap. then again, I know a lot of weird people.


One of the other Dommes in the dungeon I worked at had a large collection of devices to do this. It was quite profitable. ;)


Before or after the electricity bill?
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#54 Mar 13 2009 at 12:44 PM Rating: Decent
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At what point did this sound like a good idea....anyone? If you get off on it...ok I guess you sick ***....but to you semi-normal humans.....really?....Really Really? Hook electrodes to muh junk and zap them.....VOLUNTARILY?!? ARE YOU NUTZ!!!! Should be slapped for even thinking of that! MY God! What are people thinking?!?! Am I the only one that sees the wrongness of this?!? Or am I giving the population at large too much credit. Sometimes I think monkeys are smarter than us. Thank God this is prevent them from spilling thier gentetic sewage into the gene pool! Maybe the Dr. was thinking ahead..."Anyone who answers the add for test subject needs to be sterilized" BLOODY F-TARDS!!!!!

Thought I would share muh feelings

Have a good one:)

Edited, Mar 13th 2009 9:33am by Azrielis


Sure, but you expect the woman to take hormone pills that can over long periods of time cause all kinds of LONG TERM issues? ***** you.
#55 Mar 13 2009 at 12:59 PM Rating: Default
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Don't be stupid. I'm sure there's more scientific research behind it and not just some frat boys accidentally stumbling upon the discovery by shocking each others' junk.


I still don't see where this even SOUNDS like a good idea. Scientific data or not. Electro-shock therapy has some actual science behind it, but you don't see my crazy azz lining up for that to alter my behavior. It only takes 15 milliamps to stop a heart...one minor mistake and you are an after thought. There are many Scientists that have real scientific data to back up thier findings, but it doesn't make them any less a quack. They are so preoccupied with the fact that they can, they haven't asked the question, if they should?

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Sure, but you expect the woman to take hormone pills that can over long periods of time cause all kinds of LONG TERM issues? ***** you.


I went under the knife to prevent my wife from having to do this, I endured 3 days of sitting on a block of ice to keep the swelling down....are you willing to do the same?

Edited, Mar 13th 2009 5:06pm by Azrielis
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#56 Mar 13 2009 at 1:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Don't be stupid. I'm sure there's more scientific research behind it and not just some frat boys accidentally stumbling upon the discovery by shocking each others' junk.


I still don't see where this even SOUNDS like a good idea. Scientific data or not. Electro-shock therapy has some actual science behind it, but you don't see my crazy azz lining up for that to alter my behavior. It only takes 15 milliamps to stop a heart...one minor mistake and you are an after thought. There are many Scientists that have real scientific data to back up thier findings, but it doesn't make them any less a quack. They are so preoccupied with the fact that they can, they haven't asked the question, if they should?

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Sure, but you expect the woman to take hormone pills that can over long periods of time cause all kinds of LONG TERM issues? ***** you.


I went under the knife to prevent my wife from having to do this, I endured 3 days of sitting on a block of ice to keep the swelling down....are you willing to do the same?

Edited, Mar 13th 2009 5:06pm by Azrielis


I took pills for years and now find out that they may be part of the reason I'm having issues with fertility now. I'd say that's a "tad" worse than having a snip that is easily reversible.
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#58 Mar 13 2009 at 1:46 PM Rating: Decent
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I took pills for years and now find out that they may be part of the reason I'm having issues with fertility now.


The list of things that "may" be the reason you're having fertility issues now could be written in 4 point font and still circle the Earth eight times.


I'd say that's a "tad" worse than having a snip that is easily reversible.


Ludicrous. Why didn't you get a tubal ligation instead of oral contraception? Oh right, because surgery of any kind sucks, reversible or not.
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#59 Mar 13 2009 at 1:47 PM Rating: Good
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But he went under the knife, Katie! Under the KNIFE.


Judging by his posting style, they cut off more than he would have preferred.
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#60 Mar 13 2009 at 1:59 PM Rating: Decent
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Azrielis wrote:

I still don't see where this even SOUNDS like a good idea. Scientific data or not. Electro-shock therapy has some actual science behind it, but you don't see my crazy azz lining up for that to alter my behavior. It only takes 15 milliamps to stop a heart...one minor mistake and you are an after thought. There are many Scientists that have real scientific data to back up thier findings, but it doesn't make them any less a quack. They are so preoccupied with the fact that they can, they haven't asked the question, if they should?


Unless the doctor somehow mistakes your balls for your chest then your heart is safe. Or if you had your doctor install your pacemaker in your bag.

Don't be ignorant.
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Wonder what the effectiveness is? I'd think there could easily be a sperm or two that failed to go to sleep. Also, I'd have concerns about long term detrimental effects on sperm production.


There's also the potential of the children inheriting the sperm's natural resistance to electricity. Which could come in handy as we breed a generation of electric fence climbers or something. I could see this being applied in other ways in order to improve the species as a whole. Muahahaha! *cough*


As to the Oxford comma, I tend to prefer it as well. It helps remove confusion as to whether two things are to be treated as a single unit within the sentence or as separate members of a list. And yes, I know you can re-order the sentence to remove the confusion, but sometimes a sentence flows better with the words in a particular order. Using the Oxford comma allows the best of both worlds IMO.
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#62 Mar 14 2009 at 4:11 AM Rating: Good
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Excellent. Let me get out the electrodes.


Great. I'll set up the pillory.

Omg, it's like you know me already. Who knew?

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#63 Mar 14 2009 at 4:25 AM Rating: Good
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I took pills for years and now find out that they may be part of the reason I'm having issues with fertility now.


The list of things that "may" be the reason you're having fertility issues now could be written in 4 point font and still circle the Earth eight times.


My grandmother (RN) had mentioned that sexual abuse as a child tends to show up as fertility issues as an adult. Of course, the whole causation<->correlation thing applies, but ya...

I've seen it with women in my family, but it just may be coincidence.
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#64 Mar 14 2009 at 4:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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As to the Oxford comma, I tend to prefer it as well. It helps remove confusion as to whether two things are to be treated as a single unit within the sentence or as separate members of a list. And yes, I know you can re-order the sentence to remove the confusion, but sometimes a sentence flows better with the words in a particular order. Using the Oxford comma allows the best of both worlds IMO.


It only took 8 years, but we agree on something. Want to abandon politics and open an Okra farm/commune with me?

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#65 Mar 14 2009 at 4:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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I took pills for years and now find out that they may be part of the reason I'm having issues with fertility now.


The list of things that "may" be the reason you're having fertility issues now could be written in 4 point font and still circle the Earth eight times.


My grandmother (RN) had mentioned that sexual abuse as a child tends to show up as fertility issues as an adult. Of course, the whole causation<->correlation thing applies, but ya...

I've seen it with women in my family, but it just may be coincidence.


Not exactly "coincidence" but not causation I'd wager. It would be more likely that abuse -> drugs/alcohol abuse/depression/poor eating habits/etc -> fertility issues.

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#66 Mar 14 2009 at 4:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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#67 Mar 14 2009 at 4:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm starting to think that this is the thing Meatloaf wouldn't do for love.


Someone needs to update the pie chart with a small legend indicating That=Zapping nuts for birth control.

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#68 Mar 14 2009 at 6:06 AM Rating: Good
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Oh yeah, I also want to denounce and reject the "Zam" moniker!


You reject our new reality and replace it with your old one?
#69 Mar 14 2009 at 8:10 AM Rating: Good
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It only takes 15 milliamps to stop a heart...one minor mistake and you are an after thought.


The current would have to pass through the heart. Put an electrode on either side of the ******* and make sure nothing north of the heart is in contact with anything conductive, and it's not going to be an issue.

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I went under the knife to prevent my wife from having to do this, I endured 3 days of sitting on a block of ice to keep the swelling down....are you willing to do the same?



Boo hoo hoo...you suffered three days of discomfort after an out-patient procedure for which you didn't even have to go under general anesthesia. That's no where near the recovery time required for a tubal ligation (Essure has some promise, but isn't as widely available yet) nor does it compare to the years of hormonal issues that can follow the cessation of hormonal birth control.

Yes, some lucky women snap back to regular cycles just fine after quitting the pill. Many others, even those who had regular periods BEFORE starting the pill, find that once they go off the pill, it takes years (if ever) for their cycle to get back to normal. Among these abnormalities that can follow the cessation of long-term use of hormonal birth control are protracted periods, painful periods, irregular cycles, short luteal phase (meaning the time between when you ovulate and when you start your period is too short for a fertilized egg to implant) and the list goes on. On the average, use of the pill doesn't affect fertility, but there are cases where it has, they just aren't great enough in number to pose a significant a statistical risk.

Of course, this doesn't even address the fact that the appeal of the "nut-shock" idea is that it may turn out be effective REVERSIBLE male birth control, which aside from condoms, doesn't exist yet (yeah, having the old wires snipped has a small chance of being effectively reversed, but that's not a sure thing.) Unless a couple uses condoms, the burden of temporary birth control falls fully on the woman, often in ways that are at best inconvenient and at worst may cause her future problems. I think there are a lot of women out there who would like to share this particular responsibility, but for some reason the same people who are willing to shrug off the potential long-term complications of female birth control options won't countenance the idea of male birth control being anything other than 100% safe and completely complication free, so nothing is being rushed to market.

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Boo hoo hoo...you suffered three days of discomfort after an out-patient procedure for which you didn't even have to go under general anesthesia. That's no where near the recovery time required for a tubal ligation (Essure has some promise, but isn't as widely available yet) nor does it compare to the years of hormonal issues that can follow the cessation of hormonal birth control.

No, in fact it does compare, because "could" is a completely fucking meaningless term. A vasectomy could lead to gangrene, which has a 45% mortality rate. A vasectomy could be performed by an unqualified practitioner who kills the patient during the procedure. A comet could hit men who have had the procedure. They could be hunted by Asian vasectomized ******** collectors.


Yes, some lucky women snap back to regular cycles just fine after quitting the pill. Many others, even those who had regular periods BEFORE starting the pill, find that once they go off the pill, it takes years (if ever) for their cycle to get back to normal. Among these abnormalities that can follow the cessation of long-term use of hormonal birth control are protracted periods, painful periods, irregular cycles, short luteal phase (meaning the time between when you ovulate and when you start your period is too short for a fertilized egg to implant) and the list goes on. On the average, use of the pill doesn't affect fertility, but there are cases where it has, they just aren't great enough in number to pose a significant a statistical risk.


Who gives a fuck? You're 37,000 times more likely to have your uterus cut in half in a car accident than you are to suffer fertility side effects from COOP. Do you insist that men who want to have sex with you (I'm assuming there's some sort of near functionally retarded ignorant ***** fetish out there, it's a big world) transport you by hovercraft to avoid said risk? No? Well, I guess having more children just isn't THAT important to you, then, is it?

Just important enough to fear things that are the least likely happen and ********** your self silly in a self righteous rage when you have absolutely no fucking clue what you're talking about. Buy a fucking diaphragm if it's that much of a concern, let go of the faux feminist notion that it's somehow easier or safer or more convenient for men to have surgery than for women to take a pill and that those are the only two possible options. It's not the case, your arguments fail if it were the case. Stop wasting everyone's time and get back to suffocating your kid into turning into an ocd serial killer.

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#71 Mar 14 2009 at 10:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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They could be hunted by Asian vasectomized ******** collectors.


Wait, is that wrong?

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#72 Mar 14 2009 at 10:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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They could be hunted by Asian vasectomized ******** collectors.


Wait, is that wrong?



Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

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#73 Mar 15 2009 at 3:45 PM Rating: Good
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What if it's not a clinic at all, and some dude just likes zapping strangers' nuts?


This, I believe, is the reality behind this article.
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Sounds like an ... accident ... that occurred when I went to get certified to use a stun gun.
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