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#1 Mar 12 2009 at 10:15 PM Rating: Good
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Serbs line up for ******** shocks

Men in Serbia are lining up to have electric shocks delivered to their ********* as part of a new contraceptive treatment.

Serbian fertility expert Dr Sava Bojovic, who runs one of the clinics offering the service, said the small electric shock makes men temporarily infertile by stunning their sperm into a state of immobility.

He said: "We attach electrodes to either side of the ********* and send low electricity currents flowing through them.

"This stuns the sperm, effectively putting them to sleep for up to 10 days, which means couples can have sex without fear of getting pregnant.

"The method does not kill the sperm permanently and it does not affect the patient's health."

Dr Bojovic added patients were now lining up at his fertility clinic in Novi Banovci for the shock treatment, as it had none of the problems attached to using condoms, the male pill or having a vasectomy.

He added: "We are hoping to have a small battery powered version on sale in the shops in time for Xmas."


Linky, but I quoted the whole article.

If I had to visit a clinic every 10 days, I'd want it to be on the way home from work. Smiley: bah

Roll on, home electrocution kit. There fails to be an Alla smiley that covers this situation for me.

Edited, Mar 13th 2009 2:18am by Aripyanfar
#3 Mar 12 2009 at 10:31 PM Rating: Default
One small step for man, one giant leap for *********-kind.

Receive a shock to your balls then use that resulting erection baby-free.
#4 Mar 12 2009 at 10:48 PM Rating: Decent
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I'd rather cuddle with someone anyway Smiley: blush
#5 Mar 12 2009 at 11:21 PM Rating: Good
That's shocking!

You'd need to have the balls to go through that!
#6 Mar 13 2009 at 2:08 AM Rating: Good
I wonder what the Vatican is going to say about that? It does involve some sort of torture, so this might be appropriate enough for them.

#7 Mar 13 2009 at 2:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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I don't even have balls and that makes me cringe.

I'd also be worried about the long term effect on the little tadpoles (though I think they get replenished don't they? compared to eggs where you get a set amount)

Luckily for my bf I'm happy to bear the brunt of the contraceptive burden.
#8 Mar 13 2009 at 2:23 AM Rating: Good
I go as far as "the pill" for condomless contraception.
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#9 Mar 13 2009 at 2:44 AM Rating: Good
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This reminds me of this one time at Guantanamo Bay...
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#10 Mar 13 2009 at 4:10 AM Rating: Good
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What if it's not a clinic at all, and some dude just likes zapping strangers' nuts?
#11 Mar 13 2009 at 4:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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I go as far as "the pill" for condomless contraception.


Right, but let's say, for a lark, you were responsible for birth control rather than the female in the relationship. Would you be satisfied with condoms, or would you try this out if it were available.

I think some guys would, if it were more long lasting than 10 days. Well, Angsty's friends would just do it if it were free, whether they were getting any or not.

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#12 Mar 13 2009 at 4:26 AM Rating: Good
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Would you want to have sex after having your nuts zapped?
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#13 Mar 13 2009 at 4:28 AM Rating: Good
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Meh, I'd try it. Provided that it actually works, of course.
#14 Mar 13 2009 at 5:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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Look for Dr Bojovic's Shocka-Locka briefs in stores in time for Christmas.

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#15Azrielis, Posted: Mar 13 2009 at 5:33 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) At what point did this sound like a good idea....anyone? If you get off on it...ok I guess you sick ***....but to you semi-normal humans.....really?....Really Really? Hook electrodes to muh junk and zap them.....VOLUNTARILY?!? ARE YOU NUTZ!!!! Should be slapped for even thinking of that! MY God! What are people thinking?!?! Am I the only one that sees the wrongness of this?!? Or am I giving the population at large too much credit. Sometimes I think monkeys are smarter than us. Thank God this is prevent them from spilling thier gentetic sewage into the gene pool! Maybe the Dr. was thinking ahead..."Anyone who answers the add for test subject needs to be sterilized" BLOODY F-TARDS!!!!!
#16 Mar 13 2009 at 5:34 AM Rating: Good
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Too...many...ellipses............
#17 Mar 13 2009 at 5:44 AM Rating: Good
You know, you could time it with the woman you were with, follow her rhythym. If you got shocked on the day of ovulation, you could probaly get away with only doing it once a month, if you were extra careful on a few days.
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At what point did this sound like a good idea....anyone? If you get off on it...ok I guess you sick ***....but to you semi-normal humans.....really?....Really Really? Hook electrodes to muh junk and zap them.....VOLUNTARILY?!? ARE YOU NUTZ!!!! Should be slapped for even thinking of that! MY God! What are people thinking?!?! Am I the only one that sees the wrongness of this?!? Or am I giving the population at large too much credit. Sometimes I think monkeys are smarter than us. Thank God this is prevent them from spilling thier gentetic sewage into the gene pool! Maybe the Dr. was thinking ahead..."Anyone who answers the add for test subject needs to be sterilized" BLOODY F-TARDS!!!!!

Thought I would share muh feelings

Have a good one:)


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#19 Mar 13 2009 at 5:55 AM Rating: Decent
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Wonder what the effectiveness is? I'd think there could easily be a sperm or two that failed to go to sleep. Also, I'd have concerns about long term detrimental effects on sperm production.

Lastly, seems like it would be easy enough to make a Home Ball-Shocking devise to save time and money.
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Too...many...ellipses............
These.....are called ellipses?....I never knew.
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#21 Mar 13 2009 at 6:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Too...many...ellipses............
These.....are called ellipses?....I never knew.
And I still can't get over them... although I try hard.... really hard!
#22 Mar 13 2009 at 6:04 AM Rating: Decent
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Aripyanfar wrote:
Elinda wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Too...many...ellipses............
These.....are called ellipses?....I never knew.
And I still can't get over them... although I try hard.... really hard!
Is there a proper number of periods to use to create an effective ellipse?...I usually go with three...sometimes though, more or less than that seems appropriate......but I don't really know why.
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#23 Mar 13 2009 at 6:08 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
Elinda wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Too...many...ellipses............
These.....are called ellipses?....I never knew.
And I still can't get over them... although I try hard.... really hard!
Is there a proper number of periods to use to create an effective ellipse?...I usually go with three...sometimes though, more or less than that seems appropriate......but I don't really know why.
Yeah, it's all about how it scans in my head, and that can be a really contextual thing. As in, individually, sentence by sentence.

I really wanted to write "Dear God, send more conservatives than Gbaji, Varrus, and Gwyn" since that's how it scanned well in my head.

But I was frightened of the thread just becoming a short sharp fight about correct comma usage, so I left out the comma before the "and".

Edited, Mar 13th 2009 10:09am by Aripyanfar
#24 Mar 13 2009 at 6:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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It's brings new meaning to that song from Grease:

I got chills.
They're multiplyin'.
And I'm losin' control.
'Cause the power
you're supplyin',
it's electrifyin'!

God, I'm a dork.
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#25 Mar 13 2009 at 6:15 AM Rating: Good
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#26 Mar 13 2009 at 6:19 AM Rating: Excellent
Three dots in an ellipses, unless it ends a sentence, in which case it is four and the fourth one acts as a period.

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