....someone got paid for writing this.
The link is an exerpt from a published novel--quite possibly the worst published novel ever written, if the two scanned pages are any indication.
May not be safe for work, not only because the subject matter is "erotica" so unerotic it probably leaves readers suffering from anorgasmia for months, but because you may laugh so hard you have to explain yourself to co-workers and even bosses.