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In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I can't wait til Sarah Palin runs for President in 4 years.
Edited, Mar 11th 2009 2:46pm by AshOnMyTomatoes
Edited, Mar 11th 2009 2:46pm by AshOnMyTomatoes
Oh ****, that really sucks...man, I'm really bummed out now, I never would have seen that coming. I figured Bristol and Levi were the real thing, you know? A couple with their priorities in line, who we could look up to and emulate. I don't even know what to tell Hannah, she's going to be crushed.
This is a dark day.
Nexa
This is a dark day.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I know! I could hardly believe it.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I just realized it's been months since I heard Sarah Palin's voice. This can only be a good thing.
You just know there's a thousand guys on Free Republic saying "Hur.. hur... I'll be her baby's new daddy!"
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
The Enquirer has a story about Michele Obama being pissed off about an alleged gay affair Barack has been having. I'm sure it'll be covered in the mainstream press any day now...
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
I saw that. 
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
gbaji wrote:
The Enquirer has a story about Michele Obama being pissed off about an alleged gay affair Barack has been having. I'm sure it'll be covered in the mainstream press any day now...
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I did a Google News search for Bristol and one site said "LALATE has photos of Mercade Johnston!"
'Cause, out of all this, the person I really want photos of is the sister of the guy who knocked up Bristol.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
gbaji wrote:
The Enquirer has a story about Michele Obama being pissed off about an alleged gay affair Barack has been having. I'm sure it'll be covered in the mainstream press any day now...
Just after that story they printed about Bigfoot goes mainstream, I'm sure.
Kavekk wrote:
gbaji wrote:
The Enquirer has a story about Michele Obama being pissed off about an alleged gay affair Barack has been having. I'm sure it'll be covered in the mainstream press any day now...
Just after that story they printed about Bigfoot goes mainstream, I'm sure.
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Bristol ate Bigfoot.
When she was pregnant.
And unwed.
When she was pregnant.
And unwed.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I heard that a Bigfoot impregnated Bristol Palin. And that's why she broke up with Levi.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Samira is totally stealing my joke thunder. I'mma gonna karmakamp 'er.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Not that I really care but the rumor is rumor no more:
The Tribune wrote:
WASILLA, Alaska (AP) — Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin, the teenage daughter of Gov. Sarah Palin, have broken off their engagement, he said Wednesday, about 2½ months after the couple had a baby.
Johnston, 19, told The Associated Press that he and 18-year-old Bristol Palin mutually decided "a while ago" to end their relationship. He declined to elaborate as he stood outside his family's home in Wasilla, about 40 miles north of Anchorage.
Johnston, 19, told The Associated Press that he and 18-year-old Bristol Palin mutually decided "a while ago" to end their relationship. He declined to elaborate as he stood outside his family's home in Wasilla, about 40 miles north of Anchorage.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Well, duh. They were coerced into marrying by their mother for political leverage. She's in the dustbin now, so there's no reason for them to get stuck in an unhappy marriage.
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