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#1 Mar 10 2009 at 12:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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A tiny little mistake, or one hopes it was a mistake.

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The company that released contaminated flu virus material from a plant in Austria confirmed Friday that the experimental product contained live H5N1 avian flu viruses.


In spite of high-level security protocols, a vaccine presumably intended for humans was mixed with a live flu virus.... and released? Wait, what?

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#2 Mar 10 2009 at 12:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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If we nuke Austria, we can eliminate it before it spreads.

Notice how it's "we" when I want you to do something and "you" when I don't?

Edited, Mar 10th 2009 5:26pm by Uglysasquatch
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#3 Mar 10 2009 at 12:41 PM Rating: Good
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#4 Mar 10 2009 at 12:43 PM Rating: Decent
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If that plant is anywhere near a ski resort, I'm calling Bond, James Bond.
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#5 Mar 10 2009 at 1:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Fantastic. It's high time we had a reason for parents to fear vaccinating their kids.
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#6 Mar 10 2009 at 1:31 PM Rating: Good
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In spite of high-level security protocols, a vaccine presumably intended for humans was mixed with a live flu virus.... and released? Wait, what?


They've decided to name the accidental creation the "T-virus".
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#7 Mar 10 2009 at 1:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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Epic fail . . .

I'm kinda glad they test it on the ferrets first. I mean, I feel sorry for the ferrets that died and I generally don't approve of animal testing (at least not for stuff like lotions and hair spray) but it's good to know that there's a fail safe mechanism in there in case crap like this happens.
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#8 Mar 10 2009 at 10:49 PM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
Fantastic. It's high time we had a reason for parents to fear vaccinating their kids.


Government mind control wasn't enough of a reason for enough people. The cabal that secretly controls the world needed something that pandered to a broader group's fears.
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#9 Mar 11 2009 at 1:11 AM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch, ****** Superhero wrote:
If we nuke Austria, we can eliminate it before it spreads.


Or perhaps we let Germany reclaim what's naturally hers. It worked pretty well last time...

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#10 Mar 11 2009 at 1:13 AM Rating: Decent
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Or perhaps we let Germany reclaim what's naturally hers. It worked pretty well last time...
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#11 Mar 11 2009 at 4:43 AM Rating: Good
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human H3N2 and avian H5N1 viruses somehow co-mingled
Come on now, how many times have you accidentally grabbed the wrong virus off the shelf?...Easy mistake.
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#12 Mar 11 2009 at 4:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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So....zombie time? Shall we all start enacting our Zomb-pocalypse plans?
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#13 Mar 11 2009 at 4:52 AM Rating: Good
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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
So....zombie time?
No, I nuked them. So I bought us 20 years until we need to worry about the children with mutant powers growing up.
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