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#1 Mar 04 2009 at 6:53 AM Rating: Decent
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Should they remain secret?

UBS is being accused and under investigation for encouraging US customers to evade taxes...of course by stashing money in secret swiss bank accounts.

Reportedly the US loses about $100 billion tax dollars a year to money hidden away in foreign banks - mostly swiss banks.

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banking secrecy is no longer a non-negotiable issue for the Swiss government. Over the weekend, Merz acknowledged that Switzerland would have to "compromise". And both Justice Minister Eveline Widmer-Schlumpf and Foreign Minister Micheline Calmy-Rey, hinted that Switzerland might have to give up its protection of foreign tax evaders. Banks too are rethinking their position. Oswald Grübel, the new head of UBS, said in an interview: "It's questionable whether we can continue to hide tax evaders behind banking secrecy." And even Geneva private banker Pierre Mirabaud, president of the powerful Swiss Bankers Association, said the country might "not necessarily" need to continue the practice.


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#2 Mar 04 2009 at 6:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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It's about time those damn neutral bastards got what's coming to them. Sell us delicious cheese and amusing clockwork, will they? Smiley: mad
#3 Mar 04 2009 at 8:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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$100 billion a year? Hey, that's less than the cost of a small war.... we should invade, its a win-win situation.
#4 Mar 04 2009 at 8:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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Is there anything Swiss bank accounts can't do?
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#5 Mar 04 2009 at 8:44 AM Rating: Decent
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Is there anything Swiss bank accounts can't do?


They can't flavor my sandwich like a good piece of swiss cheese.
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I wonder what this would do to the Swiss banking industry. The fact that is no longer secret may result in a huge amount of money being moved to other countries.
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#7 Mar 04 2009 at 8:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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Iamadam the Shady wrote:
I wonder what this would do to the Swiss banking industry. The fact that is no longer secret may result in a huge amount of money being moved to other countries.


Sure, move it to the Caribbean, where they'll basically keep it in a locked desk drawer.

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#8 Mar 04 2009 at 8:53 AM Rating: Good
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They can't flavor my sandwich like a good piece of swiss cheese.


They actually offer complementary swiss cheese. I think of it like a metaphor for the money you save through tax loopholes.
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Iamadam the Shady wrote:
I wonder what this would do to the Swiss banking industry. The fact that is no longer secret may result in a huge amount of money being moved to other countries.


Sure, move it to the Caribbean, where they'll basically keep it in a locked desk drawer.


If you build them, they will come. I know that if I was looking to build a bank I'd be watching this situation very closely.
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#10 Mar 04 2009 at 10:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'd imagine that it would be hard for a bank to get the credit to start up.
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#11 Mar 04 2009 at 1:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Didn't the 3rd Reich's finance minister say that without the Swiss Banks laundering **** gold, the war would have ended 2 years earlier?


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#12 Mar 04 2009 at 2:03 PM Rating: Default
And if Churchill had acted pre-emptively the war might never have occured to begin with...
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And if Churchill had acted pre-emptively the war might never have occured to begin with...
And if he had been Prime Minister before the war started, he would have.

FUckin' idiot. Smiley: oyvey
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#14 Mar 05 2009 at 3:52 PM Rating: Decent
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Should they remain secret?


They haven't been "secret" for years. You mean should they pretend to be secret while other governments monitor them and pretend they don't? Absolutely. How else will you be able to easily track large suspicious transactions if you don't offer a veneer of privacy.

Not that I'm going to close my Julius Bär account or anything...

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It's about time those damn neutral bastards got what's coming to them. Sell us delicious cheese and amusing clockwork, will they? Smiley: mad


Don't forget their habit forming chocolate.
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