I need a second opinion here. My day is starting off on the wrong foot more because of which of the following:
1. My child is projectile vomiting all over the house.
2. I have "all the single ladies" by Beyonce stuck in my head.
One would think the first, but after 6+ hours of humming "you should have put a ring on it" I think it's more likely that the second will be my reason for snapping.
Nexa
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
My ear worm cure: sing it like Bob Dylan. By the chorus you won't be able to remember what it's supposed to sound like.
Sorry to hear Hannah isn't feeling well.
Sorry to hear Hannah isn't feeling well.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Oddly enough, I've found that listening to the song that you have stuck in your head helps to make it go away. I have no explanation for this. Also, I woke up late yesterday and had to drive a bit faster than I legally should have been. Luckily for me that a rather polite state trooper was nice enough to point it out to me. A 160 dollar ticket and I was 20 minutes late for work because of it. Yeah, that was a good way to start the day.
Edited, Feb 26th 2009 8:18am by TurinAlexander
Edited, Feb 26th 2009 8:18am by TurinAlexander
You should count your blessings that all the single ladies aren't projectile vomiting throughout your house.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
You should count your blessings that all the single ladies aren't projectile vomiting throughout your house.
I just watched the video on youtube...they kind of look like they *want* to vomit, but can't quite manage.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
If you do snap, just go to a public place, like a mall, and careful aim your projectile vomiting child at groups of people.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
If you do snap, just go to a public place, like a mall, and careful aim your projectile vomiting child at groups of people.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
This is exactly why children should be kept in unlit, unfinished basements with a single drain.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Actually, you don't really need the drain.
TurinAlexander the Vile wrote:
Actually, you don't really need the drain.
Come on now, I'm not a monster.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
I hope Hannah feels better and my cure for ear worm songs:
Itsy Bitsy Spider with the hand movements.
Itsy Bitsy Spider with the hand movements.
Has the Beyonce caused Hannah's vomiting? =(
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Has the Beyonce caused Hannah's vomiting? =(
That's what I was going to say, they're probably related.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
I hope Hannah feels better and my cure for ear worm songs:
Itsy Bitsy Spider with the hand movements.
Itsy Bitsy Spider with the hand movements.
I never really got songs stuck in my head. I can just stop them - even when I was a kid. However, I'm totally tone deaf. I don't know if they are related.
Here name is Sasha Fierce
get it right!
get it right!
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
I hope Hannah feels better and my cure for ear worm songs:
Itsy Bitsy Spider with the hand movements.
Itsy Bitsy Spider with the hand movements.
I tried Itsy Bitsy with no luck, but this worked.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I have, "When the Pin Hits the Shell." By the drive By Truckers stuck in my head, once I listen to that song I can never not hum it or something.
Drive By Truckers!
Wonder when they're coming to town next . . .
Wonder when they're coming to town next . . .
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