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#1 Feb 23 2009 at 7:43 AM Rating: Excellent
Worlds most pierced woman adds to her collection

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Miss Davidson, a
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who now lives in Edinburgh, was speaking in Darlington, Durham, as she opened a piercing studio.


I hate to say it, but can you imagine anything more terrifying that waking up after an operation with the aneasthetic still confusing you -- and seeing that (in before seeing me naked)!

I like piercings and tattoos - I have two tattoos, and a couple of piercings (the piercings are all in non-visible areas) but I can't imagine myself having that many. Surely it must weigh quite a bit, and be heavy to wear, and also, I worry that, as a nurse, she could be potentially harbouring all kinds of bacterial nastiness in those tiny little holes .

#2 Feb 23 2009 at 7:45 AM Rating: Good
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I'm scared of her Smiley: frown
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#3 Feb 23 2009 at 7:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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Just keep her on your side of the pond!
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#4 Feb 23 2009 at 7:49 AM Rating: Good
If she had all those done professionally, that's an awful lot of money right there.

I mean, I know two girls who have quite a few piercings between them and are homeless, unemployed and on H (haha, priorities), but I think they just did them themselves. Smiley: rolleyes
#5 Feb 23 2009 at 7:56 AM Rating: Good
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What happens if she falls?
#6 Feb 23 2009 at 7:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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What happens if she falls walks past a powerful magnet?


I wondered the same thing.

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#7 Feb 23 2009 at 8:26 AM Rating: Good
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OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

I used to have my ears gauged. That's way too much pain to even think about now, because I did it when I was 16-17. I even gauged my cartilage. But that surface piercing **** is scary. says the girl with 8 tattoos.
#8 Feb 23 2009 at 8:51 AM Rating: Good
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Just keep her on your side of the pond!
No worries, she'd never make it passed a metal detector. Or a magnet.
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#9 Feb 23 2009 at 9:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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#10 Feb 23 2009 at 9:20 AM Rating: Excellent
I'd hit it.


With hentai raep tentacles.
#11 Feb 23 2009 at 9:24 AM Rating: Good
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When did you obtain hentai raep tentacles RJ?
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#12 Feb 23 2009 at 9:39 AM Rating: Good
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When did you obtain hentai raep tentacles RJ?


Right after his statement about Omega Red in that other thread.
#13 Feb 23 2009 at 10:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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Timelordwho wrote:
When did you obtain hentai raep tentacles RJ?


Right after his statement about Omega Red in that other thread.
That reminds me, this one vendor was selling stuffed animal like tentacles. Smiley: um

I was walking past someone with a tentacle and they were like, "YOU CONFUSE RAEP TENTACLE". I was a bit scared D:
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#14 Feb 23 2009 at 10:39 AM Rating: Excellent
Her Wiki entry says that
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She has more piercings in her genitalia than in any other part of the body - 500 in all, externally and internally.


Now... firstly I'm thinking those are some pretty big genitals if she's got that many piercings, those labia must be pretty stretched . Also - how did the records people verify the internal piercings.

Actually, I'm struggling to get my head round internal genital piercing and how it works - anyone pierced internally ?

Edited since for some reason I put hand instead of head Smiley: lol

Edited, Feb 23rd 2009 1:50pm by fatalillusiontw
#15 Feb 23 2009 at 10:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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fatalillusiontw wrote:
I'm struggling to get my hand round internal genital
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fatalillusiontw wrote:
Her Wiki entry says that
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She has more piercings in her genitalia than in any other part of the body - 500 in all, externally and internally.


Now... firstly I'm thinking those are some pretty big genitals if she's got that many piercings, those labia must be pretty stretched . Also - how did the records people verify the internal piercings.

Actually, I'm struggling to get my hand round internal genital piercing and how it works - anyone pierced internally ?


Smiley: jawdrop What... the... ****? It really surprises me when people surprise me. But 500 in her ******? What is wrong with this woman?
#17 Feb 23 2009 at 10:42 AM Rating: Excellent
fatalillusiontw wrote:
Her Wiki entry says that
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She has more piercings in her genitalia than in any other part of the body - 500 in all, externally and internally.


Be like taking a trip to The Great Pit of Carkoon and raping a Sarlacc.
#18 Feb 23 2009 at 10:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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Her children would come out like the product of a slaughterhouse.
#19 Feb 23 2009 at 10:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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Her children would come out like the product of a slaughterhouse.


Her having kids would imply some man was brave enough to put his delicate bits into her metal filled bits - it's a brave man that would take on that, since she mentions she never removes the piercings.
#20 Feb 23 2009 at 10:49 AM Rating: Good
I hope she never has to fly anywhere. Smiley: frown
#21 Feb 23 2009 at 10:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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fatalillusiontw wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Her children would come out like the product of a slaughterhouse.


Her having kids would imply some man was brave enough to put his delicate bits into her metal filled bits
I bet she's installed a clasp or a zipper for it.
#22 Feb 23 2009 at 10:54 AM Rating: Good
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fatalillusiontw wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Her children would come out like the product of a slaughterhouse.


Her having kids would imply some man was brave enough to put his delicate bits into her metal filled bits
I bet she's installed a clasp or a zipper for it.


Maybe in between lying on beds of nails and walking on broken glass

Edited, Feb 23rd 2009 1:55pm by fatalillusiontw
#23 Feb 23 2009 at 11:05 AM Rating: Good
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And here I have been wondering about a piercing. My belly~button piercing closed up. I was curious if my go~to guy would use my old jewelry, instead of re~buying a new one... gotta catch him between his skydiving trips, world travels for Roller Coasters and Sora, He was in Bavaria for Oktoberfest.Smiley: tongueSmiley: oyvey

I was contemplating an eyebrow piercing or a small nose stud. Either one would **** my mom off.Smiley: nod
#24 Feb 23 2009 at 11:19 AM Rating: Good
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fatalillusiontw wrote:
Her Wiki entry says that
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She has more piercings in her genitalia than in any other part of the body - 500 in all, externally and internally.


It's like an inverted French Tickler.
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#25 Feb 23 2009 at 11:22 AM Rating: Good
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I just have this urge to reach into the photo, grab hold of the nose rings and PULL!! Smiley: laugh

This is what confuses me:
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She said: "I don't enjoy getting pierced, but to break the record you have to get to a high level.

So is she a *********? There are other art forms which do not require ruining your body. It will make her skin sag and leave her a horrible witchy hag when she is older .. each to their own ..

#26 Feb 23 2009 at 11:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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GwynapNud the Eccentric wrote:
I just have this urge to reach into the photo, grab hold of the nose rings and PULL!! Smiley: laugh

This is what confuses me:
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She said: "I don't enjoy getting pierced, but to break the record you have to get to a high level.

So is she a *********? There are other art forms which do not require ruining your body. It will make her skin sag and leave her a horrible witchy hag when she is older .. each to their own ..



Yeah it is contradictory since on her wiki page is a quote that she loves pain. Maybe it's reverse psychology to keep others from beating her record.
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