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#27 Feb 17 2009 at 5:53 PM Rating: Decent
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Nope. You're a sucker. You blindly latch on to whatever lie is told to you by whomever you most identify with. You're as hard to manipulate as an infant. Sorry :(



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What he's effectively doing is refuting the statement you made above that "there is no make up of spending in Economics".


He is not. Can we refer to him as "Bob" instead of "he"? Would that be ok? I've had lunch with the guy probably 30 times, pretending he's some random figure we're both equally ignorant of isn't working for me.

You know what would be better? Pick someone I don't know personally, because I know for dead certain I understand what his point is and I'm 100% as certain that you're misunderstanding it. This is unfair to you. Pick someone else (here's a hint: try someone who doesn't live next door to me). There are, I'm sure, hundreds of other reputable economists who have similar feelings, although none of them, zero, in fact, will argue this bill will fail because there is too much spending. Thanks.

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Survey says... XXX ( insert incorrect answer sound here). You don't even get a lousy copy of our home version. Don't feel bad though. Even smart people are wrong sometimes.


Wrong, again, sucker :(. The good news is that you're complete lack of intellectual curiosity combined with your ability to wallow in ignorance picking and choosing what you'd like to be true instead of applying reason means that shouldn't feel to badly about it. So; there's that.
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Bah, come on Smash, I've read your posts, you are capable of far better than that. All you've done is rephrase your original ( incorrect) assumption. No matter how many ways you reword "Coalheart is incapable of independent thought" , it's never going to magically transform into an accurate assessment.


I'll openly acquiesce that if the topics are anything related to political theory or economic science, you'll mop the floor with my unarmed ignorance. No reason to gloat though, Gbaji could do the same and you two seem like polar opposites to me.


I suppose you got bored. Fair enough, but I did anticipate more thunder from you.
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I really thought everyone knew about this. The Bill was railroaded through in the name of "Something must be done NOW!" Oddly enough, after this emergency, must be voted on today Bill passed, Obama waited two days to sign it.
The bill sat in Senate meetings for over a week during which time anyone who wanted would have been able to read it. Yes, some changes were made but reading those amended portions wouldn't take nearly as much time as the GOP would have you think when they cry about midnight legislation. Anyone who voted for the bill without knowing what's in it has no one but themselves to blame.
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#32 Feb 17 2009 at 7:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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Anyone who voted for the bill without knowing what's in it has no one but themselves to blame.


Yeah!

Because they have since learned from previous ****-ups that you shouldn't vote on important issues without being in posession of as much information as possible.

Well, I would assume they learned from previous ****-ups.

Right?
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#33 Feb 17 2009 at 9:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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BRISTOL: No. I don't want to get into detail about that. But I think abstinence is, like -- like, the -- I don't know how to put it -- like, the main -- everyone should be abstinent or whatever, but it's not realistic at all.

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VAN SUSTEREN: How do you change that?

BRISTOL: To see stories like this and to see other stories of teen moms and just -- it's something that's -- I don't know, just -- you should just wait 10 years and it'd just be so much easier.


Honestly, I think if the GOP has any chance in 2012 they need to take a more "moderate" approach, like Palin-Spawn #1. However, as her mother is leading the charge to take the party in an even more Neoconservative direction I doubt that will happen.

This is also not good news for Pubbies:

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Here's what happened to the GOP after it voted almost unanimously -- save for three moderate GOP senators -- to oppose the stimulus package: nothing.

President Obama's poll numbers continued at a stratospheric 60-plus percent approval; GOP numbers remained at about 31 percent. And although some (well-deserved) Republican criticism of the stimulus as not targeted enough did bring the measure's public approval down to about 50 percent, Republicans themselves gained no advantage with the public for opposing it.

In fact, it was Obama who gained some advantage for at least trying to be bipartisan.


So now both sides are locked into a Manichean political struggle over the economy. Obama himself has said that if his rescue plans don't work, he'll be toast in four years. And there's always the chance that even if some of them do work, more bad news could obscure their success.

As for Republicans, they're in an even tougher place: Their success will be measured by the economy's failure. That's not exactly an optimistic message.


Note to Pubbies: Democrats tried to mark their successes from 2000-2004 by Bush's failures & he got 4 more years.

Might want to try anything else.

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#34 Feb 18 2009 at 3:32 AM Rating: Decent
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Bah, come on Smash, I've read your posts, you are capable of far better than that. All you've done is rephrase your original ( incorrect) assumption. No matter how many ways you reword "Coalheart is incapable of independent thought" , it's never going to magically transform into an accurate assessment.


It doesn't have to, it was accurate the first time. I agree, though, that repeating things like "the sky is blue" is boring. Not nearly as boring as some drooling moron replying "is not!!!", but we agree, boring.


The bill sat in Senate meetings for over a week during which time anyone who wanted would have been able to read it. Yes, some changes were made but reading those amended portions wouldn't take nearly as much time as the GOP would have you think when they cry about midnight legislation. Anyone who voted for the bill without knowing what's in it has no one but themselves to blame.


Ludicrous. You're such an ingenue sometimes, it's a little jarring.
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I find it interesting that the GOP was able to compile big lists of all the horrible, wasteful spending included in a bill that none of them were ever able to read.
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It's how I get my Hollywood silent movie roles. That and a lot of time on the casting couch.

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#36 Feb 18 2009 at 10:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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How the hell can you vote on something you haven't even read? Zero integrity, that's how.
I missed something, which Senator or Congressman didn't read the bill?




Apparently none of them.

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvnwOjDjnH4

Oh, I see. You should investigate the readership of previous bills in Congress. It's not as if they've been reading every single one of them, and then when they got to one of the most publicized pieces of legislation in my memory, they suddenly decided "pfff I'm not reading this." This is just how it works.

#37 Feb 18 2009 at 12:28 PM Rating: Default
Jophiel,

You realize of course the GOP has only had the details of this bill about a week don't you? Now I don't know about you but deciphering 1000's of pages of lawyer talk may take more than a couple of days.

I'm curious to see if your state government is going to do anything about Buriss lying under oath about offering to buy Obama's senate seat.

I guess it's no surprise no one here is talking about it.
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You realize of course the GOP has only had the details of this bill about a week don't you? Now I don't know about you but deciphering 1000's of pages of lawyer talk may take more than a couple of days.
I'm so sorry the GOP offices don't have staffs to assist in those sorts of things.
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I'm curious to see if your state government is going to do anything about Buriss lying under oath about offering to buy Obama's senate seat.
They already have. My gal Lisa Madigan has instructed the state district attorney for Sagamon county (where Springfield is located) to start perjury investigations. You need to learn to keep up Smiley: smile
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Ah. Yet another thread where Smash insists that someone saying "X=5" actually means that X is a number between 1 and 4...

You're amazing Smash. Lie big my friend!
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Ah. Yet another thread where Smash insists that someone saying "X=5" actually means that X is a number between 1 and 4...


Yeah, no. Another thread of

You: "This person said: 'Elephant's **** ice cream'",

Me: "No, this was not said."

You: They said there is ice cream sold in India, there are elephants in India, COME ON PEOPLE, connect the dots. Funny how it kind of seems like he's saying exactly that elephants **** ice cream, doesn't it?

Me: Um, no, no it doesn't.

You: Here come the BIG LIES!!!one1!!eleven!!!

So just to sum up the discussion, there are zero economists who have stated there is too much spending in this Stimulus bill, correct? Correct. You are arguing that other things they said equate to this? Correct? Correct. They don't. Were it the case that they did, there would be ONE ECONOMIST ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET who would have said "This is too much spending". Why is it that has not occurred, would you say? What seems the most likely reason, to you? That all Economists secretly want to say this but feel forced to obfuscate this terrible truth behind unrelated prose so that only the few, nay the one mind capable of decoding their comments can share them with the world? Really?

Krugman: Gentleman, we have a problem, here. I know I just won the Nobel Prize, but you see, I'm not a mid level IT worker.

Barro: Holy ****, Paul, neither am I!!! What the fuck are we going to do?? I've never had to compile a kernel, although my semi-retarded half monkey nephew Billy can do it. Nevertheless, since I haven't spent time doing a job they train children in Bangalore to carry out in 12 weeks, I'm clearly unable to comment on Economics or Law or Politics or Social Theory, or History or Statistics. God help us! Maybe I can Billy o the phone?

Krugman: Do it!! The decades I've spent teaching at Princeton have left me less prepared than the guy who deals with Patch Tuesday! WE NEED HELP!

Bernake: Did somebody say Princeton?

Krugman: Ben!! Do you have any ITT Tech graduates working for you?

Bernake: At the Fed? No?

Krugman: It's clear to me know how we arrived in this pickle!! If only we'd have let highly trained .net developers control monetary policy. If only!! If we'd just turned over the Federal Reserve to men who really know how to maximize power per watt, the Dow would be at $25,000. Alas!!!!

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You realize of course the GOP has only had the details of this bill about a week don't you? Now I don't know about you but deciphering 1000's of pages of lawyer talk may take more than a couple of days.


Who gives a fuck? Let's be honest, House Republican's wouldn't have voted for this bill if Jesus met with each of them personally and told them to. The text of the bill was COMPLETELY meaningless to them other than as haystack to search for needles of PR friendly absurdity in. "$10 million to feed poor children? Outrageous!!! Wait, sorry, I mean $10 million to install gold toilets in the Speaker of The House's Office!!!"
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Lol! You're funny Smash. And so stuck on semantics.

So. If I say the sky is blue, you'd argue that no single scientist has ever said "the sky is blue", and then point out that they just said it lies in a frequency range between green and violet, but that's not the same as saying "the sky is blue"...


Do you think that a large number of economists who believe that large spending by government does not improve the economy would somehow magically not think that a large spending program designed to stimulate the economy is wrong?

You don't get to invent the strawman that we all have to prove Smash. You're the one who responded to my post saying that if the bill was half it's size and focused only on spending that would actually stimulate the economy, fewer people would oppose it. That's the point you were refuting with your statement. I'm not going to play semantic games over the exact words you chose to use. I only need to support my original statement. That statement is overwhelmingly supported by the posts I've made since then.


Yes or no? If the bill was half it's size and focused purely on spending that would stimulate the economy, more economists would support it?
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You don't get to invent the strawman that we all have to prove Smash. You're the one who responded to my post saying that if the bill was half it's size and focused only on spending that would actually stimulate the economy, fewer people would oppose it.


Did I? Please quote where I said this. Honestly, at this point, anything you post that references any other person is completely useless without the verbatim quote. Your ability to understand written language is GENUINELY THAT BAD. Or are you just making it up? Does it KINDA SEEM LIKE I did, while in reality nothing of the sort happened?

How is it you manage to stay employed? I'm feeling better and better about selling my stake in QCOM at 45.

Edit: Never mind, it just dawned on my how horrible your grammar is.

You're the one who responded to my post saying

WHICH SAID.

Let me see if that epiphany into the idiot mind can help me find your point here. Yeah, nope. You're still wrong, and still unable to ever admit to it because you're a giant coward. Some things really never do change, I guess.





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Yes or no? If the bill was half it's size and focused purely on spending that would stimulate the economy, more economists would support it?


Half the size? No, considerably less economists, bordering on zero would support it.

Here's why: Most economists think it's too small now. Some economists think spending will do nothing regardless of how much is spent. Neither of these groups would be more supportive of a smaller bill.

Fuck you're slow. Who is it you think WOULD be more supportive of a smaller bill?

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You don't get to invent the strawman that we all have to prove Smash. You're the one who responded to my post saying that if the bill was half it's size and focused only on spending that would actually stimulate the economy, fewer people would oppose it.


Did I? Please quote where I said this.


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It doesn't hurt that the Dems did treat this bill as though they were kids in the candy store though. If the bill had about half as much spending, and it was focused in ways more clearly associated with economic stimulus rather than payouts to pet projects and political supporters, the Dems might be able to argue that at least they tried to do something, and maybe it would have worked if only Republicans had gotten on board. But with the monstrosity they passed, that's going to be a pretty hard sell...


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Look, I know you don't understand Economics, @#%^, WE ALL KNOW you don't understand economics, but there is not one economist on the face of the Earth who thinks the problem with this bill was that there was too much spending. Not one.


By what absurdity of logic does your response actually refute what I said?


I didn't say that economists thought that the problem with the bill was that there was too much spending. I said that if it had half as much spending, and was more focused on economic stimulus and not so much at funding payouts and payoffs, the Dems would be able to argue that they tried something, and it might have worked if only Republicans had gotten on board.


Where did I mention economists Smash? No where. Hence, arguing that I'm wrong unless I can list off economists saying the literal words "there's too much spending", is a strawman. You're arguing against something I didn't say.


Now. I happen to believe that there are many economists who would have preferred for the bill to include less money more focused on stimulus (emphasis on the "focused on stimulus" btw), but that's really irrelevant to the point I was making.

The general public will perceive this as a failure by next summer. And when they start looking for reasons why it failed, it'll be trivially easy for Republicans to point to all the pork, payouts, and payoffs in the bill which had little or nothing to do with stimulus. Then they'll point to how they opposed it for exactly that reason, and be seen as having been right. Had the Dems passed a more streamlined bill focused only on stimulus (hence, the "half the size" bit), they'd have been able to more easily counter that the stimulus was good, but Republicans didn't get on board.


What part of that was confusing to you?
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#46gbaji, Posted: Feb 18 2009 at 5:32 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Ah. But "some economists" would still think that spending was too high, right? Any spending is higher than the zero they'd prefer, right?
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Ah. But "some economists" would still think that spending was too high, right? Any spending is higher than the zero they'd prefer, right?


Sure.


Just showing how even your strawman is wrong.


Not a strawman, a term you should be legally barred from using given your abject misunderstanding of it, just a statement of fact. No one wants a smaller stimulus package. No package, sure. Bigger, sure. Smaller? No.


Clearly, "some economists" is more than "not one economist" as you claimed.

Nope, not one.


Just to toss literal statements back at you, you didn't say that they wouldn't support it if it was smaller. You said that "there is not one economist on the face of the Earth who thinks the problem with this bill was that there was too much spending".


Correct. If a bill were passed sanctioning the killing of children for sport, but only 1000 children per state, would you support a bill that lowered that number to 500 per state? Given your application of logic, it would seem that you would.

Why do you want children to die?

See? That's a strawman, fuckstick. Learn the difference.
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I like listening to Smash argue at least more than I did now that I know he is adorable IRL.

Just try and imagine this face saying "fuckstick"

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Not a strawman, a term you should be legally barred from using given your abject misunderstanding of it, just a statement of fact. No one wants a smaller stimulus package. No package, sure. Bigger, sure. Smaller? No.


It's a strawman when you replace what I said with something else that's easier to argue against and argue against that instead. Which is exactly what you did.

And for the record: When you say "no one", do you mean: "not a single person on the whole wide earth"? Cause that's pretty obviously false. And that's even before making the obvious statement that a stimulus that has zero spending in it (but maybe just tax cuts) is certainly "smaller" in terms of spending than the one we got.

If you mean "economists", then it's a strawman because I never mentioned economists. You're arguing against something slightly different than what I actually said.


Now if you mean only economists and only just reducing the quantity of spending (but not the type, and not to zero), then you have an absolutely valid point. Utterly irrelevant to what I said, but absolutely correct. For what it's worth...


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Just to toss literal statements back at you, you didn't say that they wouldn't support it if it was smaller. You said that "there is not one economist on the face of the Earth who thinks the problem with this bill was that there was too much spending".


Correct. If a bill were passed sanctioning the killing of children for sport, but only 1000 children per state, would you support a bill that lowered that number to 500 per state? Given your application of logic, it would seem that you would.


Boy are you slow.

I'd support a bill that killed zero children per state. Zero being less than 1000. Why do you assume that the bill's only provision is the killing of children? Do you see how that's a false assumption?

In exactly the same way assuming that the only provisions in the stimulus bill is spending programs which all conservatives would oppose, you arrive at false conclusions as well.

it's like someone just took a blender to the logical parts of your brain somewhere along the line. Seriously...



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See? That's a strawman, fuckstick. Learn the difference.


No. That's an appeal to emotion. Totally different fallacy.
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It's a strawman when you replace what I said with something else that's easier to argue against and argue against that instead. Which is exactly what you did.


False. What I did was GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT. Pretty much the opposite of a straw man. Let's examine the statement in question, shall we?

if the bill was half it's size and focused only on spending that would actually stimulate the economy, fewer people would oppose it.

Now, your statement can be taken literally, which renders it utterly meaningless, or you can be given the benefit of the doubt. Let's examine both:

Literally: If the bill was half it's size, the total number of people opposing in the world would be lower at least one. This number would, of course, include the billions of people who don't know this bill exists, newly born infants, people in comas, etc. This is a completely meaningless statement, unprovable and unfalsifiable. If you literally meant this, you're a fucking fool and should save us all time by only ever posting:

"Assume I made some sort of vague statement that imparts no content, because I'm horribly terrified of being wrong. Possibly because every time I've made an actual falsifiable statement, it's been proved false in hilarious fashion. "

No maybe that is the case. Maybe that was your intent, to make a statement that meant literally nothing, for no reason. Maybe you REALLY WANTED to argue the equivalent of "Some people say Jews are evil. Woah woah woah, not me, I'm just saying, some people say that. Also some people say that blacks are lazy."

Alternately, one could give you the benefit of the doubt and assume what you intended was this:

"If this bill were half it's size, fewer legislators and informed spectators would find it objectionable."

Which is, of course, completely wrong, but has the advantage of actually imparting an opinion. SOMETHING. Some content. Your assessment of the situation. I crazily assumed you were making an argument. If you were, instead, posting random ******** for no reason, I heartily apologize.

Let me know.



I'd support a bill that killed zero children per state. Zero being less than 1000. Why do you assume that the bill's only provision is the killing of children? Do you see how that's a false assumption?


Why yes, I do, moron. DID YOU MISS THE PART WHERE THAT WAS THE ENTIRE POINT OF ME POSTING IT?

I think you did. It's ok, sport, don't feel bad, you miss lots of things.

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