Good thing that Hamas was able to return all the aid a week later since they were in such a rush to cram it down the gullets of starving Palestinians! Man, they've gone from independent war-crazed looters to downright government sponsored Robin Hoods, bravely taking aid from the greedy UN and distributing it among the poor Palestinians. Well, I'm sure they were going to get around to it eventually.
As opposed to what, exactly? They were planning to sell the items on the lucrative rice and blanket black market where people barter the charred chunks of their former homes in exchange for food? The only way they can possibly fund their ruthless missile attacks if through dastardly sweat shops full of slave labor churning out high end risotto?
Honestly, enlighten me, here. What's your theory? Hammas stole rice and blankets from the UN, but not with the intent to give them to people, with presumably some other nefarious aim. What was it, would you speculate? Clearly it's a laughable premise that they were frustrated with the pace or administration of aid operations.
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