Ok, so take this with a grain of salt because I read it on PerezHilton.com, but apparently there are rumoUrs that Michelle Obama is pregnant. That could explain the tummy fluffy dresses she was wearing at the Inauguration. I wonder if this would keep him from running for a second term.
Would this be the first presidential baby born "in" the white house?
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Cleveland had a daughter born in the White House. I thought Teddy Roosevelt had a kid born in the White House but I was wrong. I know he had a lot of family living there so I must have assumed.
I can't imagine it'd cause Obama not to seek a second term. He's working out of the home as is.
I can't imagine it'd cause Obama not to seek a second term. He's working out of the home as is.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Cleveland had a daughter born in the White House. I thought Teddy Roosevelt had a kid born in the White House but I was wrong. I know he had a lot of family living there so I must have assumed.
I can't imagine it'd cause Obama not to seek a second term. He's working out of the home as is.
I can't imagine it'd cause Obama not to seek a second term. He's working out of the home as is.
I would just assume between the responsibility and time sink of being president and trying to bond and raise a third child it might be a tad more difficult. I guess when you have that much going on whats one more person added to the plate? On the upside it might just seal the deal to totally lock out Palin in 2012. I mean drug infested teenage baby making family < Stand up cutsey new born Obama baby.
Well, he'd have three years to work out a system. Which I'm sure was already given thought regarding his existing children when he became a state senator then a US senator and then decided to run for president.
Belkira wrote:
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katie wrote:
I mean drug infested teenage baby making family < Stand up cutsey new born Obama baby.
Yeah, but you can't discount the bobbleheaded flipper baby pity factor.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
JFK's youngest son was born in August 1963, died after 2 days.
I bet Sarah Palin could do be pres, raise a downs syndrome baby AND look good doing it. 
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Samira wrote:
katie wrote:
I mean drug infested teenage baby making family < Stand up cutsey new born Obama baby.
Yeah, but you can't discount the bobbleheaded flipper baby pity factor.
Bliar's fugly Mrs dropped a frog while in No. 10, and Gorgon Brown's wife had one die in infancy for added aww factor and he's still perceived as a cUnt.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I wonder if this would keep him from running for a second term.
You don't actually smoke crack, right? Because that would make this sad instead of funny.
His wife and children being kidnapped and held at gunpoint with the threat of their murder if he ran for a second term wouldn't keep him from running for a second term. Why the **** would having a three year old stop him?
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Smasharoo wrote:
His wife and children being kidnapped and held at gunpoint with the threat of their murder if he ran for a second term wouldn't keep him from running for a second term.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
There's about a hundred-fifty million broads in this country but only one White House.
That's what the secret government wants you to think.
Smasharoo wrote:
Why the @#%^ would having a three year old stop him?
Because having kids means welfare cheque, and then you don't have to work anymore, AMIRITE?! Because, you know, he's black. And that's what black people do. Well not all, obviously, but some. And some white people too, I suppose. And Hispanics. And Asians. Though maybe not so much Asians, cos they work hard, in IT and drycleaning and stuff. And I know he's only half-black, so the joke is only half-accurate really. Especially since he's not poor. Nor his wife single. And yeah, when you deconstruct a joke too much, it stops being funny, especially if it wasn't that funny in the first place, I know.
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