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#52 Jan 30 2009 at 6:26 AM Rating: Good
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Those 90% of Europeans produce enzymes to digest dairy past the age of four. Every other human stops making them at age 4. Thereafter eating dairy without a supplement stuffs their bodies right up, with a huge array of subtle and not so subtle inflammatory diseases/problems. I know, I'm one of the unlucky 10% of Caucasians.
Well... the thing is, there's degrees of it (I can't drink milk without a horrendous case of... eh, yeah; but yogurt is fine, and cheese and ice cream are fine in moderation, though "ice cream" and "moderation" really need to be introduced better :-D).

I suspect that the 90% figure includes both "can eat it without a problem" and "can eat it with mild problems" (and that it's split pretty close to evenly between the two); can anyone be ***** to confirm that belief, or should I look it up myself and then forget about it because nobody cares anyway?
#53 Jan 30 2009 at 7:29 AM Rating: Good
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For all non Caucasians, and anyone who has even a minor problem with dairy, I can't stress how good lactase tablets are to take with dairy in any meal or snack. In Australia they tend to work out at 10c a tablet.
#54 Jan 30 2009 at 11:39 AM Rating: Decent
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Wow, who knew after all this time, me, being black, I couldn't consume any dairy products because I'm non-caucasian. I better stop eating my grilled cheese sandwich, and inform all those Mongolians that consuming horse milk is bad for them!

Edited, Jan 30th 2009 11:48am by RunawayFive
#55 Jan 30 2009 at 1:01 PM Rating: Decent
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Wow, who knew after all this time, me, being black, I couldn't consume any dairy products because I'm non-caucasian. I better stop eating my grilled cheese sandwich, and inform all those Mongolians that consuming horse milk is bad for them!
Nobody said you couldn't eat them, just that you can't digest them properly

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#56 Jan 30 2009 at 1:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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me, being black
Lies. There's no black folks on the computerwebz.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#57 Jan 30 2009 at 1:20 PM Rating: Decent
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RunawayFive wrote:
Wow, who knew after all this time, me, being black, I couldn't consume any dairy products because I'm non-caucasian. I better stop eating my grilled cheese sandwich, and inform all those Mongolians that consuming horse milk is bad for them!

Edited, Jan 30th 2009 11:48am by RunawayFive


Stick to Kool-Aid and poultry. Smiley: nod
#58 Jan 30 2009 at 1:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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OMG It's as though you just stood in front of a mirror...

ANNABELLA
ANNABELLA
ANNABELLA

Edited, Jan 30th 2009 3:25pm by Jophiel
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#59 Jan 30 2009 at 2:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
OMG It's as though you just stood in front of a mirror...

ANNABELLA
ANNABELLA
ANNABELLA


Yeah but in the mirror it would be

ALLEBANNA
ALLEBANNA
ALLEBANNA

#60 Jan 30 2009 at 2:47 PM Rating: Decent
Anna Jophiel such an enabler.
#61 Jan 30 2009 at 4:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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Wow, who knew after all this time, me, being black, I couldn't consume any dairy products because I'm non-caucasian. I better stop eating my grilled cheese sandwich, and inform all those Mongolians that consuming horse milk is bad for them!
Nobody said you couldn't eat them, just that you can't digest them properly

Lrn2read.


I'm still calling bullshit on this, unless he can give me a cite, stating that all non-caucasians can't digest dairy, I'm going to assume he's talking out of his ***. That's like me saying all brits have bad teeth. I'm sure SOME do, but not every single one, surely.
#62 Jan 30 2009 at 4:39 PM Rating: Good
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RunawayFive wrote:
Baron von tarv wrote:
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Wow, who knew after all this time, me, being black, I couldn't consume any dairy products because I'm non-caucasian. I better stop eating my grilled cheese sandwich, and inform all those Mongolians that consuming horse milk is bad for them!
Nobody said you couldn't eat them, just that you can't digest them properly

Lrn2read.


I'm still calling bullshit on this, unless he can give me a cite, stating that all non-caucasians can't digest dairy, I'm going to assume he's talking out of his ***. That's like me saying all brits have bad teeth. I'm sure SOME do, but not every single one, surely.


Okay, that is NOTHING like saying all Brits have bad teeth, as saying all brits have bad teeth is a stereotype lifestyle choice, whereas the other is biological and not a choice in anyway shape or form. I really don't know the facts as far as that goes, but nothing bugs me more than bad analogies.
#63 Jan 30 2009 at 5:02 PM Rating: Good
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I'm still calling ******** on this, unless he can give me a cite, stating that all non-caucasians can't digest dairy, I'm going to assume he's talking out of his ***. That's like me saying all brits have bad teeth. I'm sure SOME do, but not every single one, surely.
Jesus, it's not like it's hard to type lactose intolerance into fUcking google you lazy cUnt.

Here's Wiki's take on the subject, I can find a serious science journal if you like but i figure Wiki is about you level.

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Lactose intolerance is the inability to metabolize lactose, a sugar found in milk and other dairy products, because the required enzyme lactase is absent in the intestinal system or its availability is lowered. It is estimated that 75% of adults show some decrease in lactase activity during adulthood worldwide. The frequency of decreased lactase activity ranges from nearly 5% in northern Europe to more than 90% in some African countries


And no, next time you take a dump i'm not going to wipe your **** for you.
#64 Jan 31 2009 at 1:23 AM Rating: Good
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Aripyanfar wrote:
No they won't, not on their own. Any type of meat supplies all the types of proteins that humans need. Any one plant source doesn't. It only supplies 1/3 of the types of proteins needed. For a vegetarian to get their daily protein they need to eat at least one serve of legumes AND one serve of nuts, AND one serve of grains. Soy fits the bill for legumes. But while it's good bulk, if you are not also eating nuts and grains daily with your soy you will not have enough protein for your DNA to run your body properly.


Quinoa and Soy(the latter is contested by some) are some of the few plant foods that provide the essential amino acids your body requires. You need more protein total, but eating Quinoa or soy as a portion of it will help ensure that you get the essentials that your body cannot manufacture on its own.

That's more what I was talking about, though I probably should have been more specific.
#65 Jan 31 2009 at 2:01 AM Rating: Decent
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RunawayFive wrote:
I'm still calling bullshit on this, unless he can give me a cite, stating that all non-caucasians can't digest dairy, I'm going to assume he's talking out of his ***. That's like me saying all brits have bad teeth. I'm sure SOME do, but not every single one, surely.


It's got to do with thousands of years of eating a totally different diet, jackass. There's nothing racist about it.
#66 Jan 31 2009 at 5:17 AM Rating: Decent
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RunawayFive wrote:
Wow, who knew after all this time, me, being black, I couldn't consume any dairy products because I'm non-caucasian. I better stop eating my grilled cheese sandwich, and inform all those Mongolians that consuming horse milk is bad for them!


It just means that your great great great grandaddy hooked up with some of those fine white teenagers during his house slave days!
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#67 Jan 31 2009 at 9:47 AM Rating: Good
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RunawayFive wrote:
Wow, who knew after all this time, me, being black, I couldn't consume any dairy products because I'm non-caucasian. I better stop eating my grilled cheese sandwich, and inform all those Mongolians that consuming horse milk is bad for them!

Edited, Jan 30th 2009 11:48am by RunawayFive

Biology doesn't care about social and class constructs. But it cares a lot about who you are related to genetically.

Native Africans in general are extremely vulnerable to Sickle-cell anemia compared to Caucasians. Which sucks for the Africans. But Sickle-cell anemia confers protection against Malaria, which is a worse disease. So suck it Caucasians with no natural in-built Malaria defense.

Caucasians are more vulnerable to HIV 1, which is a much more rapidly fatal disease than HIV 2, which native Africans are more vulnerable to. So when it comes to HIV Caucasians biologically have it worse than Africans. However more Caucasians have access to better health-care and condoms than most Africans, which is why in practice HIV is more of a problem in Africa than in the West.

Most food sensitivities suck horribly because there's frequently no obvious cause-effect relationship. There's usually a delay between eating the thing, and the problem happening to you. And the cause of your symptoms is lost in the noise of the hundreds of different ingredients you consume in a week.

Mum ate wheat, tomatoes and eggplants most of her life. Now she's off all three, because they give her arthritis.
#68 Jan 31 2009 at 5:56 PM Rating: Default
Anyway...this commercial was awesome. It's about time these vegetarians realized that men are probably going to respond better to sexy women in next to nothing than hurling red paint at them. I say kudos to peta on this one.
#69 Jan 31 2009 at 6:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Anyway...this commercial was awesome. It's about time these vegetarians realized that men are probably going to respond better to sexy women in next to nothing than hurling red paint at them. I say kudos to peta on this one.


Ya... no. The average guy is going to be aroused by the women. But then he'll turn around and eat his steak dinner.

Seeing a hot girl in a commercial isn't going to make him give up his steak.
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#70 Jan 31 2009 at 6:59 PM Rating: Default
It might not turn a meat eater into a vegetarian overnight but at least it will lighten a mans disposition towards historically radical groups like peta. Oh and sex sells.
#71 Jan 31 2009 at 7:01 PM Rating: Good
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dupeeconqr wrote:
Anyway...this commercial was awesome. It's about time these vegetarians realized that men are probably going to respond better to sexy women in next to nothing than hurling red paint at them. I say kudos to peta on this one.
Peta has been using naked girls for years
#72 Jan 31 2009 at 7:03 PM Rating: Decent
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dupeeconqr wrote:
at least it will lighten a mans disposition towards historically radical groups like peta.


If by lighten, you mean stregthen, then yes.

This advertisement isn't going to make anyone say "Hey, maybe PETA isn't a ******* insane group of people!" It's just going to make people who think PETA is crazy, continue to think PETA is crazy.
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#73 Feb 02 2009 at 11:46 AM Rating: Decent
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This advertisement isn't going to make anyone say "Hey, maybe PETA isn't a @#%^ing insane group of people!" It's just going to make people who think PETA is crazy, continue to think PETA is crazy.
Crazier.
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