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#1 Jan 27 2009 at 11:14 AM Rating: Good
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so says PETA. Video NSFW.

This may air during Super Bowl Sunday. But NBC is apparently asking for edits.

Edited, Jan 27th 2009 11:15am by Thumbelyna
#2 Jan 27 2009 at 11:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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#3 Jan 27 2009 at 12:01 PM Rating: Good
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Everyone needs a little meat now and then.
#4 Jan 27 2009 at 12:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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I've often wondered if fellating vegetarians are allowed to swallow with a clear conscience.

I never felt the urge to challenge it with the two vegetarians in my life who so obliged.
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#5 Jan 27 2009 at 12:10 PM Rating: Excellent
From what I've heard, asparagus and other green veggies make your load taste terrible...


#6 Jan 27 2009 at 12:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
From what I've heard, asparagus and other green veggies make your load taste terrible...


I hear Pineapple has a positive impact thereon.

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If the woman holding Soracloud V2.0 in your avatard is Mrs Soracloud. . . . . eat pineapple. She's bloody gorgeous.

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#7 Jan 27 2009 at 12:15 PM Rating: Good
Smiley: lol yeah thats her and will do!
#8 Jan 27 2009 at 12:17 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
Smiley: lol yeah thats her and will do!
You lucky *******.

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#9 Jan 27 2009 at 1:41 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
Smiley: lol yeah thats her and will do!
You lucky *******.

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#10 Jan 27 2009 at 3:11 PM Rating: Good
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I've often wondered if fellating vegetarians are allowed to swallow with a clear conscience.
Vegetarians can, Vegans technically cannot.
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#11 Jan 27 2009 at 3:16 PM Rating: Decent
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I've often wondered if fellating vegetarians are allowed to swallow with a clear conscience.
Vegetarians can, Vegans technically cannot.


I dunno. Vegans are allowed to breast feed, right? So I'm sure swallowing would fall under than same exception.
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#12 Jan 27 2009 at 3:17 PM Rating: Good
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Its true.
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#13 Jan 27 2009 at 3:19 PM Rating: Good
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I dunno. Vegans are allowed to breast feed, right? So I'm sure swallowing would fall under than same exception.


Their babies aren't vegan.
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I dunno. Vegans are allowed to breast feed, right? So I'm sure swallowing would fall under than same exception.


Their babies aren't vegan.


Well, their babies could be vegans. It'd be the parents choice at that age. And I don't think the vegan society would frown upon natural breast milk.
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#15 Jan 27 2009 at 4:21 PM Rating: Good
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A human can consent to giving her milk, an animal can't. That's the issue at least some vegans have, the animal rights subset of them anyway.

#16 Jan 27 2009 at 4:23 PM Rating: Good
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A human can consent to giving her milk, an animal can't. That's the issue at least some vegans have, the animal rights subset of them anyway.



Speaking as someone who nursed and when your breasts are that full of milk, it's painful. I wouldn't have cared who sucked the milk out as long as I got some relief. I would have consented to anything at that point.
#17 Jan 27 2009 at 4:50 PM Rating: Good
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Wikipedia wrote:
Mother's milk has been shown to supply a type of endocannabinoid (the natural neurotransmitters which marijuana simulates), 2-Arachidonoyl glycerol.


What Wikipedia teaches me.
#18 Jan 27 2009 at 4:56 PM Rating: Good
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Speaking as someone who nursed and when your breasts are that full of milk, it's painful. I wouldn't have cared who sucked the milk out as long as I got some relief. I would have consented to anything at that point.


And with that, I'm one **** closer to prostate cancer. :P

Edited, Jan 27th 2009 5:57pm by baelnic
#19 Jan 27 2009 at 4:57 PM Rating: Decent
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Speaking as someone who nursed and when your breasts are that full of milk, it's painful. I wouldn't have cared who sucked the milk out as long as I got some relief. I would have consented to anything at that point.


And with that, I'm one **** closer to prostate cancer. :P


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#20 Jan 27 2009 at 8:47 PM Rating: Decent
Sorry guys, it's my fault for dragging up the average.
#21 Jan 27 2009 at 10:54 PM Rating: Good
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I thought that there were laws about truth in advertising. Smelly hippie women are not my idea of better sex.
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#23 Jan 28 2009 at 4:18 AM Rating: Decent
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I'd rather have my wife in leather or silk than cotton, sorry.
#24 Jan 28 2009 at 5:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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I was a vegetarian for several years and don't remember the sex being better. It may have simply been due to an inferior quality of partner at the time.

According their press release ******** about how NBC wouldn't air their ad, they say that vegetarians make better lovers because meat-eaters might be so obese and clogged with animal fats that they'll have a heart attack. Erm, that's really more "Healthy people make better lovers" than anything directly relating vegetarianism to sexual pleasure.
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#25 Jan 28 2009 at 6:08 AM Rating: Decent
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Vegetarians have better sex....


Better than what?
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#26 Jan 28 2009 at 6:13 AM Rating: Good
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Vegetarians have better sex....


Better than what?
Humanitarians, I suppose.

I mean, really, I doubt your partner is up to having chunks of flesh torn out in the middle of sex.

...yes, I just used the olde olde of "if vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat". I should get some sleep.
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