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#1 Jan 23 2009 at 3:28 PM Rating: Good
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If you own a Mazda 323 and there's some goats in your neighborhood, you might want to lock your door and never leave the house without some kind of weapon.

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LAGOS (Reuters) - Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.

Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation. Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.


http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE50M4XT20090123
#2 Jan 23 2009 at 3:31 PM Rating: Decent
Worst. Title. Ever!
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So is this black joke spill over from OoT?
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#3 Jan 23 2009 at 3:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.


Well, that's going to be an interesting proof.

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#4 Jan 23 2009 at 3:36 PM Rating: Decent
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It's not a joke and it's about a goat.
#5 Jan 23 2009 at 3:57 PM Rating: Decent
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Aegis?

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Hello and very please to make greetings to you. I am making contact with you because I feel that you are a respectable and reliable person of trust. I am Floppy Mugabi, Chief Vice-President of Finance at the Nigerian Tin Can Institute of Nigeria. I have in recent past come across documentations providing a Mazda 323 worth $15,000,000 (US) American dollars. Because I fear that a group of vigilante men man steal from the government this asset, I propose to transfer its value to you...
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#7 Jan 23 2009 at 5:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smiley: goat of doom!
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#8 Jan 23 2009 at 5:20 PM Rating: Good
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I rated you down for your disrespect of Aegis.
#9 Jan 24 2009 at 1:17 AM Rating: Good
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I bet that guy's a hit at bachelor parties.
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