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1. What are you having for lunch tomorrow?
I will have had be having preingested post-pastuerized lactose based curdled goop.
2. What am I?
You are what we thought you were.
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
A slender-horned gazelle and a scimitar-horned oryx. It would be the first step in my efforts to bree a rapier-horned wombat.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
One of these, and one of these. /drool
5. Mongoose?
Yah, mon. 'im say why you do dat mon? Don' be such a bomba clot!
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
Hah! This is a trick question. Tiddlywinks is a partnership game for four people!!! I refer you to Section 1 of the official rules of the ETwA (English Tiddlywinks Association). Disregard Section 2.
Edited, Jan 21st 2009 5:31pm by Deathwysh
1. What are you having for lunch tomorrow?
Whatever is out of the vending machine at the courthouse. I have jury duty.
2. What am I?
Purveyor of Dragons
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
Platypus and a Bilby because that would be the most jacked up animal imaginable.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
A vending machine business
5. Mongoose?
Fox
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
Samira because Mr. Winky's got her back.
Whatever is out of the vending machine at the courthouse. I have jury duty.
2. What am I?
Purveyor of Dragons
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
Platypus and a Bilby because that would be the most jacked up animal imaginable.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
A vending machine business
5. Mongoose?
Fox
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
Samira because Mr. Winky's got her back.
1. What are you having for lunch tomorrow?
i don't know but it will be served with crangrape juice (last pregnancy was lemonade..)
2. What am I?My sociological belief is that yu are the Admin Protector of wombats and smiter of socks.
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?Christ, so long as it will help me change diapers...it can be whatever it wants.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?i would pay bills or buy a C.D.
5. Mongoose?Piggle.
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
Nexa, with a toilet plunger in the library.
i don't know but it will be served with crangrape juice (last pregnancy was lemonade..)
2. What am I?My sociological belief is that yu are the Admin Protector of wombats and smiter of socks.
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?Christ, so long as it will help me change diapers...it can be whatever it wants.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?i would pay bills or buy a C.D.
5. Mongoose?Piggle.
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
Nexa, with a toilet plunger in the library.
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2. What am I?
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Congrats on 22k
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I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
Well duh, people and owls. Not only could we fly but we'd be wise and able to turn our head all the way around (or at least pretend to).
I'm afraid that you're too late on that one. It's been done already:
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