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So, what should we do for post 22,000? Hmmm.... I know, a Quizpoll of doom!
1. What are you having for lunch tomorrow?
2. What am I?
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
5. Mongoose?
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
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1. What are you having for lunch tomorrow?
Probably a microwave entree of sorts
2. What am I?
Do you really want me to answer that question?
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
An elephant and a donkey.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
Tatum and Alyssa down at Hollywood showclub.
5. Mongoose?
Aardvark.
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
That depends. Would Jophiel referee with a stack of last year's NY Times issues?
Edited, Jan 20th 2009 10:30pm by BrownDuck
Probably a microwave entree of sorts
2. What am I?
Do you really want me to answer that question?
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
An elephant and a donkey.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
Tatum and Alyssa down at Hollywood showclub.
5. Mongoose?
Aardvark.
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
That depends. Would Jophiel referee with a stack of last year's NY Times issues?
Edited, Jan 20th 2009 10:30pm by BrownDuck
1. Pizza.
2. Best I don't answer that one.
3. Elephant and a condor. Big sexy.
4. A ton of nasty ganja and some hookers, maybe a Les Paul.
5. Wut?
6. Gbaji can eat your mind.
2. Best I don't answer that one.
3. Elephant and a condor. Big sexy.
4. A ton of nasty ganja and some hookers, maybe a Les Paul.
5. Wut?
6. Gbaji can eat your mind.
1. What are you having for lunch tomorrow?
Bacon & Cheese burger, with fries and a side of gravy.
2. What am I?
Nothing
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
Crab + Lion. Just imagine how cute those @#%^ers would be with a lil' mane of hair.
Oh, and I wonder what their rawr would sound like
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
More wishes I pay off debt, or get a car. Probably car, they go vroom
5. Mongoose?
Depends
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
The tiddlywinks
Edited, Jan 20th 2009 10:00pm by Kirby
Bacon & Cheese burger, with fries and a side of gravy.
2. What am I?
Nothing
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
Crab + Lion. Just imagine how cute those @#%^ers would be with a lil' mane of hair.
Oh, and I wonder what their rawr would sound like
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
5. Mongoose?
Depends
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
The tiddlywinks
Edited, Jan 20th 2009 10:00pm by Kirby
1. What are you having for lunch tomorrow?
Egg and onion bagels. Assuming my chickens have laid some eggs.
2. What am I?
A second hand car? I got nothing.....
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
GW Bush and Anne Coulter. Because they deserve each other.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
US$10,000 worth of NZ$.
5. Mongoose?
Definately, for sure....perhaps.
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
Define win.
Egg and onion bagels. Assuming my chickens have laid some eggs.
2. What am I?
A second hand car? I got nothing.....
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
GW Bush and Anne Coulter. Because they deserve each other.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
US$10,000 worth of NZ$.
5. Mongoose?
Definately, for sure....perhaps.
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
Define win.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
1. What are you having for lunch tomorrow?
Caviar
2. What am I?
Who are you? Where are you, Why are you? When are you? How are you?
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
Duck Billed Ocelot. Ocelots are insanely cute, and duck bills are just wierd.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
9998 bags of ketchup flavoured potato chips.
5. Mongoose?
Snake?
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
/brain explodes
Caviar
2. What am I?
Who are you? Where are you, Why are you? When are you? How are you?
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
Duck Billed Ocelot. Ocelots are insanely cute, and duck bills are just wierd.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
9998 bags of ketchup flavoured potato chips.
5. Mongoose?
Snake?
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
/brain explodes
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1. What are you having for lunch tomorrow?
A salad with ranch dressing and some kind of lunch meat sandwich with chips.
2. What am I?
When are you would be a better question.
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
I like paulsol's answer.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
$10,000 worth of Subway and Penn Station.
5. Mongoose?
Only on Thursdays.
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
Samira with the sniper rifle because sniper rifles are awesome.
A salad with ranch dressing and some kind of lunch meat sandwich with chips.
2. What am I?
When are you would be a better question.
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
I like paulsol's answer.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
$10,000 worth of Subway and Penn Station.
5. Mongoose?
Only on Thursdays.
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
Samira with the sniper rifle because sniper rifles are awesome.
1. What are you having for lunch tomorrow?
Delicious leftover baked Ziti with turkey sausage.
2. What am I?
Bigger than a bread box.
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
A liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
Hookers and blow. Anyone that answers this question differently is a liar.
5. Mongoose?
Mongeese.
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
If they were playing an acual game of tiddlywinks, Gbaji would win. You can't win against Gbaji with a dictionary, ever. If, however, tiddlywinks is code for "Gbaji and Samira will stand on opposite sides of a canyon and duke it out with projectile weapons," then Samira would win. That ***** can pick the fleas off a dog from a hundred yards.
Edited, Jan 20th 2009 11:25pm by NixNot
Delicious leftover baked Ziti with turkey sausage.
2. What am I?
Bigger than a bread box.
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
A liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
Hookers and blow. Anyone that answers this question differently is a liar.
5. Mongoose?
Mongeese.
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
If they were playing an acual game of tiddlywinks, Gbaji would win. You can't win against Gbaji with a dictionary, ever. If, however, tiddlywinks is code for "Gbaji and Samira will stand on opposite sides of a canyon and duke it out with projectile weapons," then Samira would win. That ***** can pick the fleas off a dog from a hundred yards.
Edited, Jan 20th 2009 11:25pm by NixNot
1. What are you having for lunch tomorrow?
Leftover chicken stir fry. It was delicious today, so it should still hopefully be delicious tomorrow.
2. What am I?
Short, fat, bald, ugly, impotent, homosexual, and possibly communist. At least that's what I heard.
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
A cat with a fish, that way we can have a real catfish.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
This, with 70 inch LCD TV set up as a monitor.
5. Mongoose?
No thanks, I don't need a new bike.
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
Samira would win while Gbaji was still writing his opening statement.
Edited, Jan 21st 2009 12:34am by TurinAlexander
Leftover chicken stir fry. It was delicious today, so it should still hopefully be delicious tomorrow.
2. What am I?
Short, fat, bald, ugly, impotent, homosexual, and possibly communist. At least that's what I heard.
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
A cat with a fish, that way we can have a real catfish.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
This, with 70 inch LCD TV set up as a monitor.
5. Mongoose?
No thanks, I don't need a new bike.
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
Samira would win while Gbaji was still writing his opening statement.
Edited, Jan 21st 2009 12:34am by TurinAlexander
1. What are you having for lunch tomorrow?
******.
2. What am I?
A giant slug.
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
I would splice a French woman and a cat to create the ultimate *****.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
Hookers and blow.
5. Mongoose?
That enchant sucks.
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
The world would win, the world.
******.
2. What am I?
A giant slug.
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
I would splice a French woman and a cat to create the ultimate *****.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
Hookers and blow.
5. Mongoose?
That enchant sucks.
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
The world would win, the world.
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1. What are you having for lunch tomorrow?
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2. What am I?
I know you are but what am I. Wait, what was the question?
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3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
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4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
Enough gold to start a small hoard, maybe.
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5. Mongoose?
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6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
Edited, Jan 21st 2009 4:37am by Timelordwho
Just as Planned.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
1. What are you having for lunch tomorrow?
Healthy Choice Beef Stroganoff and a Gatorade.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
2. What am I?
Something that's still twitching.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
An elephant and a pig. But we all know elephant and pig DNA just won't splice. We've all heard the song.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
Some kind of new vehicle. My current one is alright, but I'd love to own a NEW car for once.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
5. Mongoose?
No. Mongoose is a poor choice of an enchant. If you want something good, you should really consider Berserking, though there is something to be said for enchanting a second weapon with Scourgebane just for Naxx. Also depends on if you prefer fast or slow weapons and whether you've gone DW or 2H.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
Depends on if Gbaji can get within voice range without being a target. If so, Samira would be asleep too quickly to react.
1. What are you having for lunch tomorrow?
Number 21 on the Thai food menu, Pam No Yok or something. With prawns.
2. What am I?
Spiderman? No, guess not.
Forumadminman, then? Forumadminman! Forumadminman! He posts and spams, and bans, and stuff! There, you even have your own soundtrack.
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
A rihno and a hamster, and then hopefully create a hamster-sized rhino to keep as a pet. Could be dangerous for the ankles, but great conversation piece.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
A scooter, a laptop, and a guitar.
5. Mongoose?
Well I'm a caster, so I'd rather use Major Spellpower tbh, n00b.
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
Winky would probably brutally murder gbaji before feeding him to stray dogs, while Samira would finish learning the last 6 pages of the Unabridged Oxford dictionary.
Number 21 on the Thai food menu, Pam No Yok or something. With prawns.
2. What am I?
Spiderman? No, guess not.
Forumadminman, then? Forumadminman! Forumadminman! He posts and spams, and bans, and stuff! There, you even have your own soundtrack.
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
A rihno and a hamster, and then hopefully create a hamster-sized rhino to keep as a pet. Could be dangerous for the ankles, but great conversation piece.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
A scooter, a laptop, and a guitar.
5. Mongoose?
Well I'm a caster, so I'd rather use Major Spellpower tbh, n00b.
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
Winky would probably brutally murder gbaji before feeding him to stray dogs, while Samira would finish learning the last 6 pages of the Unabridged Oxford dictionary.
1. What are you having for lunch tomorrow?
Tacos
2. What am I?
A ****-Sapien who asks loaded questions.
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
A Panda and an African Swallow
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
A Geothermal heating/cooling system for my new house.
5. Mongoose?
Why don't you have a seat over there?
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
Samira. Gbaji isn't equipped with any means to record words into new volumes of dictionaries for subsequent shots. Trebuchets are highly innacurate and it's unlikely he'd hit Samira on the first shot.
Tacos
2. What am I?
A ****-Sapien who asks loaded questions.
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
A Panda and an African Swallow
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
A Geothermal heating/cooling system for my new house.
5. Mongoose?
Why don't you have a seat over there?
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
Samira. Gbaji isn't equipped with any means to record words into new volumes of dictionaries for subsequent shots. Trebuchets are highly innacurate and it's unlikely he'd hit Samira on the first shot.
1. What are you having for lunch tomorrow?
Pepperoni, salami and ham sandwiches.
2. What am I?
A letter in the alphabet
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
A cheetah and a rhino, for obvious reasons
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
A fence, propane fireplace insert and some shingles. Oh and a couple of futons.
5. Mongoose?
Baked, roasted or fried?
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
Mr. Winky would take them both out.
Pepperoni, salami and ham sandwiches.
2. What am I?
A letter in the alphabet
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
A cheetah and a rhino, for obvious reasons
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
A fence, propane fireplace insert and some shingles. Oh and a couple of futons.
5. Mongoose?
Baked, roasted or fried?
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
Mr. Winky would take them both out.
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1. What are you having for lunch tomorrow?
Meat
2. What am I?
Meat
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
Pig and Cow. Make ultimate Meat steak.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
A steak. A really big steak.
5. Mongoose?
Fried with chips is best.
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
Trebuchet > Sniper. Gbaji.
Wheeeee!
Meat
2. What am I?
Meat
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
Pig and Cow. Make ultimate Meat steak.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
A steak. A really big steak.
5. Mongoose?
Fried with chips is best.
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
Trebuchet > Sniper. Gbaji.
Wheeeee!
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
These threads never get old!
So, what should we do for post 22,000? Hmmm.... I know, a Quizpoll of doom!
1. What are you having for lunch tomorrow? Probably some soup
2. What am I? Cambridge, MA
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why? Elephantbird would fulfill Dumbo dreams.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy? I'd go to China
5. Mongoose? God, you fresh boy.
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win? Mr. Winky.
Wheeeee!
So, what should we do for post 22,000? Hmmm.... I know, a Quizpoll of doom!
1. What are you having for lunch tomorrow? Probably some soup
2. What am I? Cambridge, MA
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why? Elephantbird would fulfill Dumbo dreams.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy? I'd go to China
5. Mongoose? God, you fresh boy.
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win? Mr. Winky.
Wheeeee!
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
These threads never get old!
So, what should we do for post 22,000? Hmmm.... I know, a Quizpoll of doom!
1. What are you having for lunch tomorrow?
Didn't check the menu for tomorrow, but knowing center it will be something I can't eat, so I'll have the orange juice and hope they didn't overcook the vegetables. Then check out what they are serving next door before the bi-polar group turns into a bible study.
2. What am I?
A figure of your imagination.
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
A penguin and condor, would give me a air force to go with my penguin army.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
Have new green heating and cooling and solar power system for Jonwin's house and upgrade wiring, so no more overloading the circuit breakers.
5. Mongoose?
Rikki-Tikki-Tavi
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
No contest here. Gbaji would be too busy looking up meaning of tiddlywinks and trying to define the rules that Mr Winky would have plenty of time to sneak up behind him and load him into the trebuchet, so Samira can practice skeet.
Wheeeee!
So, what should we do for post 22,000? Hmmm.... I know, a Quizpoll of doom!
1. What are you having for lunch tomorrow?
Didn't check the menu for tomorrow, but knowing center it will be something I can't eat, so I'll have the orange juice and hope they didn't overcook the vegetables. Then check out what they are serving next door before the bi-polar group turns into a bible study.
2. What am I?
A figure of your imagination.
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
A penguin and condor, would give me a air force to go with my penguin army.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
Have new green heating and cooling and solar power system for Jonwin's house and upgrade wiring, so no more overloading the circuit breakers.
5. Mongoose?
Rikki-Tikki-Tavi
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
No contest here. Gbaji would be too busy looking up meaning of tiddlywinks and trying to define the rules that Mr Winky would have plenty of time to sneak up behind him and load him into the trebuchet, so Samira can practice skeet.
Wheeeee!
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This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
Lunch? Maybe a roast beef sandwhich or keep noshing on bagles and dry cereal.
Who am I? I am a human being. I am what I am! I'm one of the best tour guides in the city. I am Elne's significant other!
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I took this personally, but then it did occur to me you were asking for others to define you. But I wont. You are unique, incomparable and still owe us some baked goods.
Splice two animals. A horse and a condor. I could ride or fly to work.
10k. I would go and buy a new furnace.
Mongoose? I would rather goose Elne. As a matter of fact I did earlier today.
Who would win? The asylum!
Edited, Jan 21st 2009 10:21am by Jonwin
Who am I? I am a human being. I am what I am! I'm one of the best tour guides in the city. I am Elne's significant other!
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I took this personally, but then it did occur to me you were asking for others to define you. But I wont. You are unique, incomparable and still owe us some baked goods.
Splice two animals. A horse and a condor. I could ride or fly to work.
10k. I would go and buy a new furnace.
Mongoose? I would rather goose Elne. As a matter of fact I did earlier today.
Who would win? The asylum!
Edited, Jan 21st 2009 10:21am by Jonwin
1. What are you having for lunch tomorrow?
Probably some of the left over lasagna that I'm making for dinner tonight.
2. What am I?
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
I'd cross a standard guinea pig with a wolverine. I'd breed an entire hoard of Guinea Pigverines and release them into the head offices of PETA.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
A Gyrocopter.
5. Mongoose?
(see #3)
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
Is this one of those, like, special olympic type events? You know, the kind where no matter who comes in first or last, everyone gets a medal?
Probably some of the left over lasagna that I'm making for dinner tonight.
2. What am I?
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
I'd cross a standard guinea pig with a wolverine. I'd breed an entire hoard of Guinea Pigverines and release them into the head offices of PETA.
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
A Gyrocopter.
5. Mongoose?
(see #3)
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
Is this one of those, like, special olympic type events? You know, the kind where no matter who comes in first or last, everyone gets a medal?
ElneClare wrote:
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
No contest here. Gbaji would be too busy looking up meaning of tiddlywinks and trying to define the rules that Mr Winky would have plenty of time to sneak up behind him and load him into the trebuchet, so Samira can practice skeet.
No contest here. Gbaji would be too busy looking up meaning of tiddlywinks and trying to define the rules that Mr Winky would have plenty of time to sneak up behind him and load him into the trebuchet, so Samira can practice skeet.
This is the correct answer.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Quote:
1. What are you having for lunch tomorrow?
2. What am I?
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
5. Mongoose?
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
2. What am I?
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
5. Mongoose?
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
1. A Healthy Choice meal, as always. I'm boring.
2. I know you are but what am I?
3. CABBITS to make a rabbit I can snuggle without breaking out into hives. (Not allergic to cats, just bunnies.)
4. $10,000 student loan payment go! It'll cut my outstanding debt to under half.
5. Badger, mushroom, snake. Lions in Kenya.
6. The dictionary.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
1. What are you having for lunch tomorrow?
2. What am I?
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
Wombat and a spider. Would you squash it, or strap thermonuclear weapons to it?
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
Happiness. (AKA 10,000 cheeseburgers.)
5. Mongoose?
Yes, please.
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
Regardless the outcome, gbaji would think he won.
Wheeeee!
2. What am I?
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
Wombat and a spider. Would you squash it, or strap thermonuclear weapons to it?
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
Happiness. (AKA 10,000 cheeseburgers.)
5. Mongoose?
Yes, please.
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
Regardless the outcome, gbaji would think he won.
Wheeeee!
Edited, Jan 21st 2009 11:22am by AshOnMyTomatoes
Admiral Tzemesce wrote:
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
A Gyrocopter.
A Gyrocopter.
Congratulations on ageing to 22 Kaolian 
Salmon on lightly baked Chaibatta bread with tomatos, pesto and a little touch of balsanic vinegar.
A tree?
A lioness and an Antelope.
An all expenses paid Holiday to somewhere I have not visited, maybe Iceland.
Snake.
Samira.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
1. What are you having for lunch tomorrow?
Salmon on lightly baked Chaibatta bread with tomatos, pesto and a little touch of balsanic vinegar.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
2. What am I?
A tree?
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
A lioness and an Antelope.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
An all expenses paid Holiday to somewhere I have not visited, maybe Iceland.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
5. Mongoose?
Snake.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
Samira.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
These threads never get old!
So, what should we do for post 22,000? Hmmm.... I know, a Quizpoll of doom!
1. What are you having for lunch tomorrow?
22
2. What am I?
22
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
22
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
22
5. Mongoose?
22
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
22
Wheeeee!
So, what should we do for post 22,000? Hmmm.... I know, a Quizpoll of doom!
1. What are you having for lunch tomorrow?
22
2. What am I?
22
3. If you could genetically splice any two animals, what would you create, and why?
22
4. You have $10,000. No strings attached, but you must spend it on something in the next 24 hours. What do you buy?
22
5. Mongoose?
22
6. If Samira, armed with a Barret M98b sniper rifle, were to challenge Gbaji, armed with a large Unabridged Oxford English dictionary and a Trebuchet, to a game of tiddlywinks, who would win?
22
Wheeeee!
What? I thought this was one of those puzzle quizzes where they hide the answer on the same webpage.
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