I just thought I'd share my cheery disposition with you all.
At least the car I hit this morning when I was parking at work turned out to belong to a friendly coworker...and I only broke a tiny rear reflector on a trailer hitch. Still, I hate today.
Nexa
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
There's nothing more painful than watching a woman try to park a 60 thousand dollar something between two other 60 thousand dollar somethings.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Nexa, would it console you to know that you are my Grue?
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
There's nothing more painful than watching a woman try to park a 60 thousand dollar something between two other 60 thousand dollar somethings.
I've never owned a 60 thousand dollar something, or hit a 60 thousand dollar something, or a anything dollar something before...I've also never gotten any kind of ticket or anything! Stupid sticking out tow-hitch thinger.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
There's nothing more painful than watching a woman try to park a 60 thousand dollar something between two other 60 thousand dollar somethings.
I've never owned a 60 thousand dollar something, or hit a 60 thousand dollar something, or a anything dollar something before...I've also never gotten any kind of ticket or anything! Stupid sticking out tow-hitch thinger.
Nexa
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
I can think of one thing about today that absolutely does not suck.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
I can think of one thing about today that absolutely does not suck.
Samira wrote:
I can think of one thing about today that absolutely does not suck.
Oh whatever, lil' miss-pissing-sunshine. He gets months of attention, let me wallow for a few minutes. It's not like he posts here. I've got a kid who wakes me up screaming at 2am, I fell on my *** when I went out to start the car and then managed to hit something with it at work, making me late just to arrive at work and find out that everyone's freaking out about how to enter payroll for yesterday since it was a snow-day-holiday and blahblahblah and IwishIwasdead. Oh, and I'm getting sick.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Samira wrote:
I can think of one thing about today that absolutely does not suck.
Oh whatever, lil' miss-pissing-sunshine. He gets months of attention, let me wallow for a few minutes. It's not like he posts here. I've got a kid who wakes me up screaming at 2am, I fell on my *** when I went out to start the car and then managed to hit something with it at work, making me late just to arrive at work and find out that everyone's freaking out about how to enter payroll for yesterday since it was a snow-day-holiday and blahblahblah and IwishIwasdead. Oh, and I'm getting sick.
Nexa
Nexa wrote:
It's not like he posts here.
Sorry to hear about the car-bump!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Oh, Nexa. If I were there I'd bring you a cup of tea and a buttered scone and tell you to take it easy.
Without the tea and the scone, though, "take it easy" just doesn't work. Hope everything calms down and you dodge the impending cold or flu or plague, take your pick.
Without the tea and the scone, though, "take it easy" just doesn't work. Hope everything calms down and you dodge the impending cold or flu or plague, take your pick.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Nexa wrote:
Samira wrote:
I can think of one thing about today that absolutely does not suck.
Oh whatever, lil' miss-pissing-sunshine. He gets months of attention, let me wallow for a few minutes. It's not like he posts here. I've got a kid who wakes me up screaming at 2am, I fell on my *** when I went out to start the car and then managed to hit something with it at work, making me late just to arrive at work and find out that everyone's freaking out about how to enter payroll for yesterday since it was a snow-day-holiday and blahblahblah and IwishIwasdead. Oh, and I'm getting sick.
Nexa
I'm eating cereal and a cat is sitting on my head. Does that help?
Samira wrote:
Oh, Nexa. If I were there I'd bring you a cup of tea and a buttered scone and tell you to take it easy.
Without the tea and the scone, though, "take it easy" just doesn't work. Hope everything calms down and you dodge the impending cold or flu or plague, take your pick.
Without the tea and the scone, though, "take it easy" just doesn't work. Hope everything calms down and you dodge the impending cold or flu or plague, take your pick.
And now you taunt me with my scone and tea deficit. Is there no end to your cruelty?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Samira wrote:
I can think of one thing about today that absolutely does not suck.
Oh whatever, lil' miss-pissing-sunshine. He gets months of attention, let me wallow for a few minutes. It's not like he posts here. I've got a kid who wakes me up screaming at 2am, I fell on my *** when I went out to start the car and then managed to hit something with it at work, making me late just to arrive at work and find out that everyone's freaking out about how to enter payroll for yesterday since it was a snow-day-holiday and blahblahblah and IwishIwasdead. Oh, and I'm getting sick.
Nexa
I'm eating cereal and a cat is sitting on my head. Does that help?
I need a picture for my popular "Stuff on my Nadenu" website.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
No end in sight, no.
My scone was blueberry, by the way.
My scone was blueberry, by the way.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Nexa wrote:
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Samira wrote:
I can think of one thing about today that absolutely does not suck.
Oh whatever, lil' miss-pissing-sunshine. He gets months of attention, let me wallow for a few minutes. It's not like he posts here. I've got a kid who wakes me up screaming at 2am, I fell on my *** when I went out to start the car and then managed to hit something with it at work, making me late just to arrive at work and find out that everyone's freaking out about how to enter payroll for yesterday since it was a snow-day-holiday and blahblahblah and IwishIwasdead. Oh, and I'm getting sick.
Nexa
I'm eating cereal and a cat is sitting on my head. Does that help?
I need a picture for my popular "Stuff on my Nadenu" website.
Nexa
Which really isn't a website, it's more of an email sig.
The cat has moved on, and I'm almost through with my cereal. Once again, too little, too late.
Samira wrote:
No end in sight, no.
My scone was blueberry, by the way.
My scone was blueberry, by the way.
***** you lady...I have delicious mint nicotine gum, and that's all I need. Well, that and coffee.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Samira wrote:
No end in sight, no.
My scone was blueberry, by the way.
My scone was blueberry, by the way.
***** you lady...I have delicious mint nicotine gum, and that's all I need. Well, that and coffee.
Nexa
And maybe this lamp. But that's all!
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I need to stop brooding as well. Get myself into a better mood.
Today was a good day. Good. Now I get to go shopping and spend money. I love my life!
Huh. Sounds like you are having a much annoying day. You could take the relax approach, however more immidiatly satisfying would be the "I'm pissed, everyone else had best cower before me and flee in terror" approach. This mostly consists of glaring at them all and altering the height of their office chairs whenever they are not looking. Seems to work well.
At least you don't have to go to the doctors office to find out if your jaw is going to spontaniusly explode due to excess friction or something equily catestrophic, so you've got that going for you?
At least you don't have to go to the doctors office to find out if your jaw is going to spontaniusly explode due to excess friction or something equily catestrophic, so you've got that going for you?
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Samira wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Samira wrote:
No end in sight, no.
My scone was blueberry, by the way.
My scone was blueberry, by the way.
***** you lady...I have delicious mint nicotine gum, and that's all I need. Well, that and coffee.
Nexa
And maybe this lamp. But that's all!
And the ash tray, the paddle game, the remote control, the magazine, and this chair!
Imagine someone on the forums naked... that should at least make you LOL
Just checking, it's all Obama's fault from now on right?
But of course!
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Nexa, blame that black dude who's in charge it's his fault.
You know the muslim, Osama Bin Barak or somesuch, bet he's a commie too!
You know the muslim, Osama Bin Barak or somesuch, bet he's a commie too!
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