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British teef stereotypes Go Go Go!!


13:30, 18th Jan 2009

Our intrepid poster (yours truly) is delivering a presentation to a bunch of imveryportant (tmesis) people. I had smoked an cigarette shortly before presenting so to slightly mask the tobacco odoUr before the event as the audience and hosts are all of an medical and judgemental ilk, I chewed a stick of gum.

Chew chew chew WTF? chew chew ouch crapShitfUck!

I had an tooth infection a few years back that resulted in drilling out the root canal and nerve, and implanting an crown into the jaw.

The 'wtf' was wondering why my gum had acquired an lump of hard stuff
The 'ouch' was biting the loosened crown down into the cavity.
The 'crapShitfUck' was realising what had happened.

Now I have had to make an appointment with my toof butcher (I know you yanks have some poncey name for em. . . Dendroids or sumfink) and I are suitably grumpy.

I hope it happens to Obama tomorrow!

Well, I don't, but I want someone else to suffer

A sore tooth of the kind you describe is no laughing matter. All jokes should be withheld until such time as you have obtained the proper care and ample amounts of prescription pain killers.

You still have the crown, right? Just glue it back on with some peanut butter.

I'm British you dratted colonial! Peanut Butter is for smoothing the cracks in the brickwork.

I tried a Cadbury's Creme Egg and that worked for a while.

Just goes to show how bad smoking can really be!

Warning! Smoking may lead to lung cancer, accidental fires, and the loss of crowns.

Isn't that what you call your teeth?

I also heard that it can reveal hidden laser trip-mines.

I thought you brits called cigs, '****'?

Obama smokes. He tried to tell a reported he'd quit, but falls off the wagon occasionally. The reported would have nothing of it and called him a smoker. They claim no smoking in the White House, but I just bet there is a secret smoking lounge somewhere.

Good luck with the dentist. I don't mind the lil bit of pain, I just hate the vulnerable feeling that sweeps over me when I find myself sprawled back in a chair, my mouth cranked full wide open, suctions tubes sucking up my tongue and wearing a bib.





Edited, Jan 22nd 2009 9:52pm by Elinda