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#1 Jan 18 2009 at 1:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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In unarmed combat, who would win?
Edmund Blackadder:4 (6.5%)
Dr Who:9 (14.5%)
James Bond:15 (24.2%)
Winnie The Pooh:12 (19.4%)
Edward "The Equalizer" Woodward:6 (9.7%)
Keef Richards:1 (1.6%)
Mr Bean:3 (4.8%)
Gromit, off of Wallace & Gromit:12 (19.4%)
Total:62


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#2 Jan 18 2009 at 1:58 PM Rating: Good
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You need to take Dr. Who out since the only time I've seen him fight post Time War was with a sword.
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#3 Jan 18 2009 at 1:59 PM Rating: Good
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I cry foul! Mr Bean and Edmund Blackadder are one and the same person.

My reply is Bond, if it were Connery or Craig Smiley: nod




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#4 Jan 18 2009 at 2:06 PM Rating: Good
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I could take everyone on that list. Everyone knows that brits are delicate fruits that bruise if you stare at them hard enough.

So, I vote for me.
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#5 Jan 18 2009 at 2:11 PM Rating: Good
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You need to take Dr. Who out since the only time I've seen him fight post Time War was with a sword.


Why would he need to resort to physical violence?
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#6 Jan 18 2009 at 2:16 PM Rating: Decent
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If they have absolutely no weapons, and are trapped in an entirely blank room with nothing but fists, then James Bond. Otherwise, it's got to be Doctor Who or Gromit. I don't think Blackadder ever hits anyone apart from Baldric.
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#7 Jan 18 2009 at 2:28 PM Rating: Good
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Timelordwho wrote:
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You need to take Dr. Who out since the only time I've seen him fight post Time War was with a sword.


Why would he need to resort to physical violence?


Code of honor from the invading species; remember the Xmas special right after Tennant took over?

And your comment is another reason why he shouldn't be on an unarmed combat poll.
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#8 Jan 18 2009 at 2:36 PM Rating: Good
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So Keith Richards IS fictional. I had a feeling for the last 10 years it was just his corpse on marionette strings.


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#9 Jan 18 2009 at 3:11 PM Rating: Good
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I picked RJ.

He is my favorite character of British fiction.
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#10 Jan 18 2009 at 3:33 PM Rating: Decent
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No Sherlock Holmes? Sure he was known for his massive intellect, but he was physically dangerous as well.
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#11 Jan 18 2009 at 3:37 PM Rating: Good
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No Sherlock Holmes? Sure he was known for his massive intellect, but he was physically dangerous as well.
Good call.

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#12 Jan 18 2009 at 5:54 PM Rating: Decent
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Nekkid boxing? The bear's got a definite advantage.

I vote Pooh.
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#13 Jan 18 2009 at 6:10 PM Rating: Decent
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I could take everyone on that list. Everyone knows that brits are delicate fruits that bruise if you stare at them hard enough.

So, I vote for me.

I'd like to see you go into the scottish highlands and say that haha! They'd literally eat you.

OP: You missed Sharpe off the list. He would easily win.

Sean Bean <3
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#14 Jan 18 2009 at 8:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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Mr Bean, Obviously.

If attacked, he would gape in surprise and worry, sway about a bit, off balance, and stumble a little, and within 3 seconds his opponent would be completely tied immobile with cardboard boxes and a LOT of string, with a paint-pot upended over their head.
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#15 Jan 18 2009 at 9:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dr. Who, but Tom Baker Dr. Who.

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[img]http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/classic/gallery/mobile/288/tom_baker.jpg[/img]

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#16 Jan 19 2009 at 2:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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Moss, from the IT Crowd.
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#17 Jan 19 2009 at 4:21 AM Rating: Decent
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Considering that the Doctor still has some lives left, I did vote for him.
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This new bloke better be good or I'll cry. Angry, scalding, stinging tears of bitterness.
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#19 Jan 19 2009 at 6:27 AM Rating: Decent
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Moss, from the IT Crowd.

Yes.
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#20 Jan 19 2009 at 8:54 AM Rating: Good
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Phil Mitchell!

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This new bloke better be good or I'll cry. Angry, scalding, stinging tears of bitterness.


Yeah, I think a lot of fans feel that way, going to be hard for the new guy.

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#22 Jan 19 2009 at 10:46 AM Rating: Decent
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Pooh.

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#23 Jan 21 2009 at 9:26 AM Rating: Good
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What? No Ace Rimmer?


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#24 Jan 21 2009 at 9:28 AM Rating: Good
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You need to have Adina from Absolutely Fabulous, then I'd vote for her.
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#25 Jan 21 2009 at 9:30 AM Rating: Good
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This dude is pretty badasS.
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#26 Jan 21 2009 at 9:34 AM Rating: Good
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Michael Caine in Get Carter.
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