...his slip was showing.
Really though, question for parents: how do you/did you deal with your toddlers through the gender-questioning years? I'm trying to stay neutral to the issue (not acting as though one is better than the other but explaining the benefits of each) to Hannah when she says things like that she "wants a *****", but I'm just curious as to how others approached the topic. She got in an argument with another child at school yesterday regarding vaginas. There was a demonstration on the part of the other child to prove to Hannah that she did, in fact, have a ******. We've always referred to her genetalia as the "*****" since it's all-encompassing and calling the external portion the "******" is inaccurate...
Anywho, I'm looking at Tare, DF, and Elne here since I know that thus far, DSD only has dirty little *****-laden boys.
Nexa
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Couldn't you stuff her back in your snatch and let her wiggle her way back out?
And if she wants a ***** just give her one of your old used toys. In my family we always had hand-me-downs. Of course nobody ever said they wanted a *****.
And if she wants a ***** just give her one of your old used toys. In my family we always had hand-me-downs. Of course nobody ever said they wanted a *****.
MentalFrog wrote:
Couldn't you stuff her back in your snatch and let her wiggle her way back out?
And if she wants a ***** just give her one of your old used toys. In my family we always had hand-me-downs. Of course nobody ever said they wanted a *****.
And if she wants a ***** just give her one of your old used toys. In my family we always had hand-me-downs. Of course nobody ever said they wanted a *****.
Afraid I don't have any old used *****'s lying around. I tend to get new ones when the old ones wear out.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I could give you mine. It's barely used.
He polishes it every night.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Now that I think of it this could solve your argument, Nexa. Tell that hairdresser's boyfriend or whatever you'll exchange the bed for a dong. It's a win-win.
MentalFrog wrote:
I could give you mine. It's barely used.
I can see why.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
MentalFrog wrote:
Now that I think of it this could solve your argument, Nexa. Tell that hairdresser's boyfriend or whatever you'll exchange the bed for a dong. It's a win-win.
I'm sure this makes sense with any kind of context whatsoever. Hell, maybe it's even funny!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
If I recall, I used some kind of an approach that spoke to the fact that both boys and girls had reproductive parts, both necessary, just different, but all private. I had one of each gender, only two years apart so had to cover all bases.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Nexa wrote:
MentalFrog wrote:
Now that I think of it this could solve your argument, Nexa. Tell that hairdresser's boyfriend or whatever you'll exchange the bed for a dong. It's a win-win.
I'm sure this makes sense with any kind of context whatsoever. Hell, maybe it's even funny!
Nexa
He's mixed you up with Tare, I think.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Elinda wrote:
If I recall, I used some kind of an approach that spoke to the fact that both boys and girls had reproductive parts, both necessary, just different, but all private. I had one of each gender, only two years apart so had to cover all bases.
That makes sense. I, as I may have mentioned, have done some research in sexuality so I'm not concerned about "making a mistake" or anything, but I like hearing how others have approached the topic.
By the by, "From Diapers To Dating" is a great book about talking about sex with children of various ages, if anyone is looking for something.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Samira wrote:
Nexa wrote:
MentalFrog wrote:
Now that I think of it this could solve your argument, Nexa. Tell that hairdresser's boyfriend or whatever you'll exchange the bed for a dong. It's a win-win.
I'm sure this makes sense with any kind of context whatsoever. Hell, maybe it's even funny!
Nexa
He's mixed you up with Tare, I think.
Ahh, ok. I figured the "hairdresser" reference must be DSD, who is married by the way MF, but I didn't know what the bed/dong issue was about, haha.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Congratulate her on recognizing the superiority of the ***** at such a young age.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Nexa wrote:
Samira wrote:
Nexa wrote:
MentalFrog wrote:
Now that I think of it this could solve your argument, Nexa. Tell that hairdresser's boyfriend or whatever you'll exchange the bed for a dong. It's a win-win.
I'm sure this makes sense with any kind of context whatsoever. Hell, maybe it's even funny!
Nexa
He's mixed you up with Tare, I think.
Ahh, ok. I figured the "hairdresser" reference must be DSD, who is married by the way MF, but I didn't know what the bed/dong issue was about, haha.
Nexa
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Ah, well, Tare is giving DSD a kiddie bed, so I reckon MF thought you (Tare) should propose an exchange.
Yeah, "funny" would be giving this line of thought too much credit; but to be fair it's even less funny when explained.
Yeah, "funny" would be giving this line of thought too much credit; but to be fair it's even less funny when explained.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Jophiel wrote:
Congratulate her on recognizing the superiority of the ***** at such a young age.
Does Flea know you're gay?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Jophiel wrote:
Congratulate her on recognizing the superiority of the ***** at such a young age.
GOD, this work day has to end soon.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Hearing it from the boys, penisis are better, because you can see where and aim appropriately to where you're peeing 
Actually though we just answered the questions as much as was asked. Xavier knows he has a *****. He knows hes a boy. He knows Im a girl and my nether region is not the same as a boys. I guess I've been fortunate enough that Xavier has not gotten into any peen wars comparing, or to compare girly parts to boy parts.
Ashe is starting to take notice now, but he still has a way to go before we get to the good questions
Actually though we just answered the questions as much as was asked. Xavier knows he has a *****. He knows hes a boy. He knows Im a girl and my nether region is not the same as a boys. I guess I've been fortunate enough that Xavier has not gotten into any peen wars comparing, or to compare girly parts to boy parts.
Ashe is starting to take notice now, but he still has a way to go before we get to the good questions
Samira wrote:
Ah, well, Tare is giving DSD a kiddie bed, so I reckon MF thought you (Tare) should propose an exchange.
Yeah, "funny" would be giving this line of thought too much credit; but to be fair it's even less funny when explained.
Yeah, "funny" would be giving this line of thought too much credit; but to be fair it's even less funny when explained.
Yeah, Tare would never accept such an exchange since Canadian women only make ****** out of ice.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Elinda wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Samira wrote:
Nexa wrote:
MentalFrog wrote:
Now that I think of it this could solve your argument, Nexa. Tell that hairdresser's boyfriend or whatever you'll exchange the bed for a dong. It's a win-win.
I'm sure this makes sense with any kind of context whatsoever. Hell, maybe it's even funny!
Nexa
He's mixed you up with Tare, I think.
Ahh, ok. I figured the "hairdresser" reference must be DSD, who is married by the way MF, but I didn't know what the bed/dong issue was about, haha.
Nexa
its ok I had no idea what the hell he was trying to say and I guess Im involved!
Nexa wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Congratulate her on recognizing the superiority of the ***** at such a young age.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Congratulate her on recognizing the superiority of the ***** at such a young age.
haha, having met the both of you, I'd be more than surprised if Flea let you "lord" anything over her.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Samira wrote:
Ah, well, Tare is giving DSD a kiddie bed, so I reckon MF thought you (Tare) should propose an exchange.
Yeah, "funny" would be giving this line of thought too much credit; but to be fair it's even less funny when explained.
Yeah, "funny" would be giving this line of thought too much credit; but to be fair it's even less funny when explained.
Wait, wait...I can get a dong in exchange for a bed? I may have to rethink this....
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Nexa wrote:
Samira wrote:
Ah, well, Tare is giving DSD a kiddie bed, so I reckon MF thought you (Tare) should propose an exchange.
Yeah, "funny" would be giving this line of thought too much credit; but to be fair it's even less funny when explained.
Yeah, "funny" would be giving this line of thought too much credit; but to be fair it's even less funny when explained.
Yeah, Tare would never accept such an exchange since Canadian women only make ****** out of ice.
Nexa
Don't you know your skin will stick to that??
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Samira wrote:
Ah, well, Tare is giving DSD a kiddie bed, so I reckon MF thought you (Tare) should propose an exchange.
Yeah, "funny" would be giving this line of thought too much credit; but to be fair it's even less funny when explained.
Yeah, "funny" would be giving this line of thought too much credit; but to be fair it's even less funny when explained.
Wait, wait...I can get a dong in exchange for a bed? I may have to rethink this....
hey if you want a dog for the bed, we can talk. But you would have to go pick him up.... back in Mass
Tare wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Samira wrote:
Ah, well, Tare is giving DSD a kiddie bed, so I reckon MF thought you (Tare) should propose an exchange.
Yeah, "funny" would be giving this line of thought too much credit; but to be fair it's even less funny when explained.
Yeah, "funny" would be giving this line of thought too much credit; but to be fair it's even less funny when explained.
Yeah, Tare would never accept such an exchange since Canadian women only make ****** out of ice.
Nexa
Don't you know your skin will stick to that??
Oh you've clearly never tried it.
Nexa
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― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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