While this is as much a campaign speech as any, it's pretty nice. The main reason I'm liking it though is because the photo of him riding the bumper cars with Sasha keeps cracking me up, haha.
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I liked that a lot, that was very moving. I'm very emotional this time of month so maybe it was that but reading that and seeing the pictures made me want to cry.
Clearly written on his own fair hand, and obviously not something crafted by a highly paid team of writers, PR consultants and pollsters. No sirree.
Don't get me wrong - It's beautiful, and I don't doubt that Mr Obama would endorse its sentiments, but purlease.
Don't get me wrong - It's beautiful, and I don't doubt that Mr Obama would endorse its sentiments, but purlease.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
"I'm very emotional this time of month..." --Katie
Huh? I thought you had you baby-maker surgically removed and were thus immune to that particular excuse women bandy about to explain away their lunatic behavior. 'Splain that please. Didn't you have a too-mah or sumptin? You know, a 5 pound parasitic growth on your coochie as I recall.
Totem
Huh? I thought you had you baby-maker surgically removed and were thus immune to that particular excuse women bandy about to explain away their lunatic behavior. 'Splain that please. Didn't you have a too-mah or sumptin? You know, a 5 pound parasitic growth on your coochie as I recall.
Totem
Totem wrote:
"I'm very emotional this time of month..." --Katie
Huh? I thought you had you baby-maker surgically removed and were thus immune to that particular excuse women bandy about to explain away their lunatic behavior. 'Splain that please. Didn't you have a too-mah or sumptin? You know, a 5 pound parasitic growth on your coochie as I recall.
Totem
Huh? I thought you had you baby-maker surgically removed and were thus immune to that particular excuse women bandy about to explain away their lunatic behavior. 'Splain that please. Didn't you have a too-mah or sumptin? You know, a 5 pound parasitic growth on your coochie as I recall.
Totem
Wasn't me. I have the tools for baby makin' they just don't work properly. I have had various surgery type things done but only two was to remove a tumoUr type thing that was located in my breasticle and one in my wrist. The others were to check to see if all the baby making tools were where they were supposed to be. They are there, they just happen to not be working at peak efficiency.
"...peak efficiency..." --Katie
So in other words, gestation takes, oh, eleven or twelve months instead of the normal nine?
:D
Totem
So in other words, gestation takes, oh, eleven or twelve months instead of the normal nine?
:D
Totem
Totem wrote:
"...peak efficiency..." --Katie
So in other words, gestation takes, oh, eleven or twelve months instead of the normal nine?
:D
Totem
So in other words, gestation takes, oh, eleven or twelve months instead of the normal nine?
:D
Totem
Eh more like I only ovulate ever 3 to 4 months and because of that the hormone production I need to keep a pregnancy is not where it needs to be. Pretty much I can get pregnant but because my progesterone levels are so low I cannot stay pregnant long enough for it to register.
Katielynn wrote:
Totem wrote:
"...peak efficiency..." --Katie
So in other words, gestation takes, oh, eleven or twelve months instead of the normal nine?
:D
Totem
So in other words, gestation takes, oh, eleven or twelve months instead of the normal nine?
:D
Totem
Eh more like I only ovulate ever 3 to 4 months and because of that the hormone production I need to keep a pregnancy is not where it needs to be. Pretty much I can get pregnant but because my progesterone levels are so low I cannot stay pregnant long enough for it to register.
So when you said "time of the month", you really meant "time of the quarter"...?
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
Katielynn wrote:
Totem wrote:
"...peak efficiency..." --Katie
So in other words, gestation takes, oh, eleven or twelve months instead of the normal nine?
:D
Totem
So in other words, gestation takes, oh, eleven or twelve months instead of the normal nine?
:D
Totem
Eh more like I only ovulate ever 3 to 4 months and because of that the hormone production I need to keep a pregnancy is not where it needs to be. Pretty much I can get pregnant but because my progesterone levels are so low I cannot stay pregnant long enough for it to register.
So when you said "time of the month", you really meant "time of the quarter"...?
Pretty much. My mom thinks that is awesome, but then she's not the one trying to get pregnant. She had 4 of us and a couple miscarriages, she got pregnant just looking at my dad.
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