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Don't you know anything?! They hop on trains and then they cook beans over trash can fires when they stop and they have a metal spoon and bowl they carry with them and reuse everywhere.
True story, I bought Hannah a train set last Christmass (2007) and it came with a tree thing that pushed into a little green wooden base that didn't stay together very well. Hannah kept saying it was beans, because it looked like dish and she likes to pretend to cook things, so Nexa told her the beans were to give to hobos when the train stopped. I'm waiting for the day we see a homeless guy outside of an MBTA station and Hannah gives him imaginary beans.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Don't you know anything?! They hop on trains and then they cook beans over trash can fires when they stop and they have a metal spoon and bowl they carry with them and reuse everywhere.
True story, I bought Hannah a train set last Christmass (2007) and it came with a tree thing that pushed into a little green wooden base that didn't stay together very well. Hannah kept saying it was beans, because it looked like dish and she likes to pretend to cook things, so Nexa told her the beans were to give to hobos when the train stopped. I'm waiting for the day we see a homeless guy outside of an MBTA station and Hannah gives him imaginary beans.
Good call
(Woodt Guthrie would be a bad starting point)
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