Hard work is virtue
So if wit I cannot be
I shall be a nun.
Wait a minute...
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I dislike working
I find it dull and vapid
Prostitution, yes?
I find it dull and vapid
Prostitution, yes?
Kavekk wrote:
Hard work is virtue
So if wit I cannot be
I shall be a nun.
Wait a minute...
So if wit I cannot be
I shall be a nun.
Wait a minute...
Celibate Sister
Rock on you little pansy
I knew you were lame.
sweetumssama wrote:
I dislike working
I find it dull and vapid
Prostitution, yes?
I find it dull and vapid
Prostitution, yes?
***** can make money
If she don't do it funny
Just fuck like bunny.
Edited, Jan 13th 2009 11:07am by BrownDuck
The Great BrownDuck wrote:
sweetumssama wrote:
I dislike working
I find it dull and vapid
Prostitution, yes?
I find it dull and vapid
Prostitution, yes?
***** can make money
If she don't do it funny
Just fuck like bunny.
Edited, Jan 13th 2009 11:07am by BrownDuck
Smash was once so flash
Flame, a dame and dime bet game
Old age made him tame
Well at least I tried ...
Edited, Jan 13th 2009 2:16pm by GwynapNud
Flame, a dame and dime bet game
Old age made him tame
Well at least I tried ...
Edited, Jan 13th 2009 2:16pm by GwynapNud
Who you callin' a dame!?
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Who you callin' a dame!?
Nexa
Nexa
Its one of the few words I could find to rhyme ..
Hello Asylum
I have two hours to waste
Pass me the rum please
I have two hours to waste
Pass me the rum please
GwynapNud the Eccentric wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Who you callin' a dame!?
Nexa
Nexa
Its one of the few words I could find to rhyme ..
You don't have to rhyme in Haiku! I call shenanigans!! Where's my broom?!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Where's my broom?!
Nexa
Nexa
Ooops, I picked up the wrong one to fly away on ..
gbaji gba
ji gbaji gbaji
Sarcastic Response
ji gbaji gbaji
Sarcastic Response
Do what now?
internet meme
time put on other hat
you now have been banned
I suck at this.
Edited, Jan 14th 2009 4:53pm by Thumbelyna
time put on other hat
you now have been banned
I suck at this.
Edited, Jan 14th 2009 4:53pm by Thumbelyna
Brushing hair from eyes
Hanna head butts his privates
Must get hair cut soon
Haiku's are meant to be descriptive and should zoom in or out of the subject being focus on. I've been writing them since 5th grade and been told I have a good grasp on how to write them for a English speaker, who can't speak, read or write Japanese. Though it's been said that I can't write or speak English also. Elnese is a very rare language, first named by an former lover.I make up for that, by learning to read on my own and always scoring in top 1% on reading tests.
I would have to go hunt through my papers to find one of the Haiku's I've written over the years.
realized I should edit spelling from Elnese to English.
Edited, Jan 16th 2009 5:58pm by ElneClare
Hanna head butts his privates
Must get hair cut soon
Haiku's are meant to be descriptive and should zoom in or out of the subject being focus on. I've been writing them since 5th grade and been told I have a good grasp on how to write them for a English speaker, who can't speak, read or write Japanese. Though it's been said that I can't write or speak English also. Elnese is a very rare language, first named by an former lover.
I would have to go hunt through my papers to find one of the Haiku's I've written over the years.
realized I should edit spelling from Elnese to English.
Edited, Jan 16th 2009 5:58pm by ElneClare
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
ElneClare wrote:
I've been writing them since 5th grade
From what I remember they are traditionally about the natural world and more specifically the seasons.
EC wrote:
Pushing hair from eyes
Hanna head butts his privates
Must get hair cut soon
Hanna head butts his privates
Must get hair cut soon
I like this. It's very picturesque. AND it's ON TOPIC.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
ElneClare wrote:
I've been writing them since 5th grade
From what I remember they are traditionally about the natural world and more specifically the seasons.
EC wrote:
Pushing hair from eyes
Hanna head butts his privates
Must get hair cut soon
Hanna head butts his privates
Must get hair cut soon
I like this. It's very picturesque. AND it's ON TOPIC.
You don't speak Elnese! She was going for Brushing, not Pushing, and missed the R.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Elinda wrote:
ElneClare wrote:
I've been writing them since 5th grade
From what I remember they are traditionally about the natural world and more specifically the seasons.
EC wrote:
Pushing hair from eyes
Hanna head butts his privates
Must get hair cut soon
Hanna head butts his privates
Must get hair cut soon
I like this. It's very picturesque. AND it's ON TOPIC.
You don't speak Elnese! She was going for Brushing, not Pushing, and missed the R.
Nexa
Yeah, probably.Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Nexa wrote:
Elinda wrote:
ElneClare wrote:
I've been writing them since 5th grade
From what I remember they are traditionally about the natural world and more specifically the seasons.
EC wrote:
Pushing hair from eyes
Hanna head butts his privates
Must get hair cut soon
Hanna head butts his privates
Must get hair cut soon
I like this. It's very picturesque. AND it's ON TOPIC.
You don't speak Elnese! She was going for Brushing, not Pushing, and missed the R.
Nexa
Nexa is one of the best translators of Elnese, ever
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
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