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Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Where is Smasharoo, anyway? I know it's not his job to entertain me over an internet forum, but I wish it were.
Smash is so smart that
His magic fry-o-later
Will tear your arm off
His magic fry-o-later
Will tear your arm off
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Kavekk wrote:
Where is Smasharoo, anyway? I know it's not his job to entertain me over an internet forum, but I wish it were.
Haiku..it's easy.
5
7
5
Try again.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
O Smash, where art thou?
Kavekk needs some discipline
Lols are being lost.
Kavekk needs some discipline
Lols are being lost.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Elinda wrote:
Haiku..it's easy.
5
7
5
Try again.
5
7
5
Try again.
Many have spent many years
studying the form - none call
it easy, grasshopper.
Smash, entwined by a
Blonde siren and her lobster
Panties; throw them off!
Blonde siren and her lobster
Panties; throw them off!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Sometimes eloquent
Occasionally charming
Too bad he's so gay
<3
Nexa
Occasionally charming
Too bad he's so gay
<3
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Consulting twelve hours
Every day unable to post
All for Hannah's toys.
Every day unable to post
All for Hannah's toys.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Kind of a sissy
Prone to exaggeration
His life's not that hard
Nexa
Prone to exaggeration
His life's not that hard
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Fine, I do spend some
of the money on hookers
and Stella Artois
of the money on hookers
and Stella Artois
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
There is a reason
you dream so of castration
and never of sex
Nexa
you dream so of castration
and never of sex
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Smash claims clever wit,
His eating shows different;
It's like a badger.
His eating shows different;
It's like a badger.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
He claims Irishness
But in the pit of his soul
He's just a posh Yank
But in the pit of his soul
He's just a posh Yank
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
He hopes your mother
is raped with a chainsaw, you
think you are smart? False.
Nexa
Edited, Jan 12th 2009 6:57pm by Nexa
is raped with a chainsaw, you
think you are smart? False.
Nexa
Edited, Jan 12th 2009 6:57pm by Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Kavekk wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Haiku..it's easy.
5
7
5
Try again.
5
7
5
Try again.
Many have spent many years
studying the form - none call
it easy, grasshopper.
7
7
6
I cannot think of
a Haiku to describe your
failure at counting.
Edit:
Here's a link to the Haiku you tried.
Quote:
Whole seasons are spent
Mastering the form, the style
None calls it easy
Mastering the form, the style
None calls it easy
I especially liked:
Quote:
Chittering Monkey
In the spring he climbs treetops
and thinks himself tall
In the spring he climbs treetops
and thinks himself tall
Edited, Jan 12th 2009 8:54pm by TirithRR
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
The forums have died
Again; there is no amuse-
ment at 3AM.
Clumsy (bad form to have to break a word mid-line) but it works.
Again; there is no amuse-
ment at 3AM.
Clumsy (bad form to have to break a word mid-line) but it works.
When was such a day,
That Nexa changed Smash's ways,
And made him not gay?
That Nexa changed Smash's ways,
And made him not gay?
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Omegavegeta wrote:
When was such a day,
That Nexa changed Smash's ways,
And made him not gay?
That Nexa changed Smash's ways,
And made him not gay?
Asian Baby Jesus cry.
Why do you hate him?
Haikus are poor form
They never make sense sometimes
Always so fleeting
They never make sense sometimes
Always so fleeting
Quote:
7
7
6
I cannot think of
a Haiku to describe your
failure at counting.
7
6
I cannot think of
a Haiku to describe your
failure at counting.
Do you not see the irony? Seriously? Or are you trying to trap me in some kind of double irony?
The only thing you're right about is my inspiration.
Haikus are silly
I do not understand them
Oh God, not me too
I do not understand them
Oh God, not me too
Kavekk wrote:
Quote:
7
7
6
I cannot think of
a Haiku to describe your
failure at counting.
7
6
I cannot think of
a Haiku to describe your
failure at counting.
Do you not see the irony? Seriously? Or are you trying to trap me in some kind of double irony?
The only thing you're right about is my inspiration.
Uh, that's 5, 7, 5 genius. Not sure what irony you're referring to.
The Great BrownDuck wrote:
Kavekk wrote:
Quote:
7
7
6
I cannot think of
a Haiku to describe your
failure at counting.
7
6
I cannot think of
a Haiku to describe your
failure at counting.
Do you not see the irony? Seriously? Or are you trying to trap me in some kind of double irony?
The only thing you're right about is my inspiration.
Uh, that's 5, 7, 5 genius. Not sure what irony you're referring to.
I don't know if it's "irony," but I think he did the haiku wrong on purpose and thinks he's a bit clever.
Haikus can be hard.
For Kavekk especially.
Wit notwithstanding.
Quote:
I don't know if it's "irony," but I think he did the haiku wrong on purpose and thinks he's a bit clever.
Come on, I am a bit clever.
At least a little bit.
...
=(
Kavekk wrote:
Quote:
I don't know if it's "irony," but I think he did the haiku wrong on purpose and thinks he's a bit clever.
Come on, I am a bit clever.
At least a little bit.
...
=(
I find you clever,
But mostly in small doses.
Sometimes, you try hard.
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