My cat can't go outdoors because he has allergies.
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Samira wrote:
I suppose it depends on how you define "work". An outdoor cat is less trouble day-to-day, with no litter box and no, or at least far fewer, concerns about clawed furniture and territorial spraying and what not.
When things go wrong, though, they go really wrong for the outdoor kitty.
When things go wrong, though, they go really wrong for the outdoor kitty.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Samira wrote:
I suppose it depends on how you define "work". An outdoor cat is less trouble day-to-day, with no litter box and no, or at least far fewer, concerns about clawed furniture and territorial spraying and what not.
When things go wrong, though, they go really wrong for the outdoor kitty.
When things go wrong, though, they go really wrong for the outdoor kitty.
No one is smarter than me. I'd explain why, but you're not intelligent enough to understand.
No one is smarter than me. I'd explain why, but you're not intelligent enough to understand.
False.
This has been a Smasharooâ„¢ tribute.
False.
This has been a Smasharooâ„¢ tribute.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I like cats, when other people own them. I've just seen too much furniture destroyed by them to have one as a pet. They also bring home presents like half dead mice, yuck.
Saying all that, they are adorable
Enjoy the start of your family Red
Saying all that, they are adorable
Enjoy the start of your family Red
sweetumssama wrote:
My cat can't go outdoors because he has allergies.
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Is it allergic to people?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
False.
This has been a Smasharooâ„¢ tribute.
Jesus Christ, I can scarcely believe you chose that as your counter-argument. You want to go with that, really? Is that what the party line is these days? It's hilarious you'd say that, because...
You're just dead ******* wrong.
Even with all the half-witted hacks around here, no one else has ventured that opinion, because...
You're just dead ******* wrong.
It's so stupid I almost ruptured my spleen, because...
You're just dead ******* wrong.
Even a Republican president wouldn't deny that...
You're just dead ******* wrong.
100% of squirrels agree:
You're just dead ******* wrong.
Thanks for the laughs.
This has been a Smasharooâ„¢ tribute.
Jesus Christ, I can scarcely believe you chose that as your counter-argument. You want to go with that, really? Is that what the party line is these days? It's hilarious you'd say that, because...
You're just dead ******* wrong.
Even with all the half-witted hacks around here, no one else has ventured that opinion, because...
You're just dead ******* wrong.
It's so stupid I almost ruptured my spleen, because...
You're just dead ******* wrong.
Even a Republican president wouldn't deny that...
You're just dead ******* wrong.
100% of squirrels agree:
You're just dead ******* wrong.
Thanks for the laughs.
GwynapNud the Eccentric wrote:
They also bring home presents like half dead mice, yuck.
Thanks, cat!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Quote:
They also bring home presents like half dead mice, yuck.
Presents or warnings?
Kavekk wrote:
Jesus Christ, I can scarcely believe you chose that as your counter-argument. You want to go with that, really? Is that what the party line is these days? It's hilarious you'd say that, because...
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I have the mellowest cat every and mostly, if you kind of get a cat young, you won't have too many problems. The best cats are the fiestiest ones. I remember our cat Martin, who would bounce off the walls, would hide in our Christmas tree, staring out at my mom defiantly. Martin was awesome. He lived to be 20 and we still talk about how great he was. I got him when I was one and he died when I was in college.
But really, if you kind of get a cat in the shelter or wherever and they seem calm, as long as you give her a decent amount of attention and train her early, she'll be fine.
But really, if you kind of get a cat in the shelter or wherever and they seem calm, as long as you give her a decent amount of attention and train her early, she'll be fine.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Jophiel wrote:
Kavekk wrote:
Jesus Christ, I can scarcely believe you chose that as your counter-argument. You want to go with that, really? Is that what the party line is these days? It's hilarious you'd say that, because...
You won't like me when I'm angry!
Like how I coloured it in just in case you didn't catch the reference? I'm one smooth player, I have to admit.
Also, as far as male vs. female, cats really vary alot and my female cat is the sweetest, mellowest most affectionate cat I've had and as a kid, we had lots and lots of cats. Because we were insane. You should get two littermates. They can be friends. But anyway, gender doesn't necessarily determine much. Also, indoor cats are safer. You just have to do more work.
Edited, Jan 12th 2009 2:26pm by Annabella
Edited, Jan 12th 2009 2:26pm by Annabella
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Kavekk wrote:
You won't like me when I'm angry![/Darkgreen]
Like how I coloured it in just in case you didn't catch the reference? I'm one smooth player, I have to admit.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
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How do you lke THOSE apples? ....********
How do you lke THOSE apples? ....********
Kavekk is one of my favoritest posters ever.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Jophiel wrote:
Kavekk wrote:
Jesus Christ, I can scarcely believe you chose that as your counter-argument. You want to go with that, really? Is that what the party line is these days? It's hilarious you'd say that, because...
Woah!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Jophiel wrote:
Kavekk wrote:
Jesus Christ, I can scarcely believe you chose that as your counter-argument. You want to go with that, really? Is that what the party line is these days? It's hilarious you'd say that, because...
Nah, we're still in Smash tribute mode.
On the subject of live animals brought in, I think I've told the tale of the cat bringing a bird into the house and spitting it out. It promptly flew up to the molding and sat there screaming.
Good times, good times.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
[quote=Kavekk]
How do you lke THOSE apples? ....***************** just started reading The Botany of Desire. It's a book about the historical relationships between various plants and society.
It begins with a discussion about John Chapman, or Johnny Appleseed. Apparently all them apple trees that grew from the seeds he planted across the Midwest, provided apples that weren't really palatable to simply eat, but were mostly made into hard cider.
How do you lke THOSE apples? ....***************** just started reading The Botany of Desire. It's a book about the historical relationships between various plants and society.
It begins with a discussion about John Chapman, or Johnny Appleseed. Apparently all them apple trees that grew from the seeds he planted across the Midwest, provided apples that weren't really palatable to simply eat, but were mostly made into hard cider.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Oh that's kind of cool. Unintended consequences and all that.
*hic*
*hic*
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
On the subject of live animals brought in...
Has nothing to do with a cat, but my mother-in-law had a baby deer in her house for about six months. Had to bottle feed it and everything. It's still on their property, and won't let anyone but her near it.
If you do discipline the cat, I really think the best way is with a spray bottle. You can be quick about it and catch the cat IN the act, which is obviously most effective, because if you take the cat away from what it's doing, it'll take longer to associate the consequences with the actions. Also, don't give up after the first few tries. The cat will keep at it. It takes time to train cats, and they are far more stubborn than dogs.
OH NO IF YOU KEEP RATING ME DOWN I'LL HAVE A MELDOWN :O:O:O:O:O
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**** its happening already im losing the ability to use punctuation **** **** ****
RAGE
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**** its happening already im losing the ability to use punctuation **** **** ****
RAGE
Oh good, Kavekk didn't even need my help to prove he's an angry ******** 
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Oh good, Kavekk didn't even need my help to prove he's an angry @#%^wit.
Kavekk was angry?
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