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#52 Jan 12 2009 at 8:59 AM Rating: Decent
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Nexa wrote:
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I always heard indoor cats were pretty miserable, but I wouldn't know really, since I've never had a cat before.

Ours will be outdoor anyway. There are some foxes outside our house that need to be taught a lesson or two.


Better name the cat Kenny then, and have some back-ups.

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That whole nine-lives thing is just hasn't panned out as being accurate and/or provable.


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#53 Jan 12 2009 at 8:59 AM Rating: Good
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My indoor cat is perfectly content. He's more interested in what goes on outside than actually being outside. I've gone through many-a miniblind shades on him though - I've learned how to keep them out of the way of his viewing. I could leave the door to outside open for him all day though and he'll do nothing more than peer out it, and maybe stick his nose out inquisitively.

I picked him up from a ditch and brought him home, and two days later him and my puppy were playing together. They grew up like brothers, and I've never been more grateful for anything. They are so perfect for each other. So my recommendation is puppy + kitten = super fun time. No flaw in my plan whatsoever.
#54 Jan 12 2009 at 9:02 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm glad Elinda, Joph and I all posted essentially the same thing in the same 30 seconds or so, haha. Love you guys!

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But I like the word picture conjured up by "wild-roaming packs of poodles".

I'm thinking Totes poodle is the bad-*** poodle gang-leader.
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#55 Jan 12 2009 at 9:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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They are so perfect for each other. So my recommendation is puppy + kitten = super fun time. No flaw in my plan whatsoever.


Maybe if I lived in Iowa and could afford a stable, but in London my salary gets me a shoebox. With a balcony, granted, but still a shoebox. So the puppy is out of the question unfortunately, but if we do get one, I promise you we'll call him Zizou.
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#56 Jan 12 2009 at 9:06 AM Rating: Good
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They are so perfect for each other. So my recommendation is puppy + kitten = super fun time. No flaw in my plan whatsoever.


Maybe if I lived in Iowa and could afford a stable, but in London my salary gets me a shoebox. With a balcony, granted, but still a shoebox. So the puppy is out of the question unfortunately, but if we do get one, I promise you we'll call him Zizou.


Oh trust me, I understand cramped quarters. Bummer. Together mine weigh ~30lbs so it's not so bad.
#57 Jan 12 2009 at 9:10 AM Rating: Good
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Oh trust me, I understand cramped quarters. Bummer. Together mine weigh ~30lbs so it's not so bad.


Yes, but it's not an indoor dog, is it?

Cos I don't know about cats, but indoor dogs aren't great. I guess it might be ok for a tiny dog, but if we get one it'll be a Husky, or a german sheperd. Maybe a Labrador, but that's as small as it'll get. And really, you need to live in the countryside for that.
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#58 Jan 12 2009 at 9:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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Well, dogs have the advantage that you can leash them and take them out. Or have them learn to return to you when you call to them at the park. Cats just run behind the rose bushes.

Edited, Jan 12th 2009 11:13am by Jophiel
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#59 Jan 12 2009 at 9:15 AM Rating: Good
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Cats just run behind the rose bushes.


Ernesto will be highly trained in behind-the-bushes revolutionary operations.
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#60 Jan 12 2009 at 9:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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RedPhoenixxx wrote:
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Cats just run behind the rose bushes.


Ernesto will be highly trained in behind-the-bushes revolutionary operations.


Cats are natural anarchists, so there is a certain affinity there already.

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#61 Jan 12 2009 at 9:26 AM Rating: Good
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Cats just run behind the rose bushes.


Ernesto will be highly trained in behind-the-bushes revolutionary operations.


Cats are natural anarchists, so there is a certain affinity there already.


Great, I love him already.
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#62 Jan 12 2009 at 9:27 AM Rating: Decent
DO NOT DECLAW YOUR CAT, INDOOR OR OUTDOOR. Smiley: mad

How would you like it if your mother decided to cut off your fingers from the last joint down when you were a child just so you wouldn't pick your nose?

Indoor cats lead healthier lives than their indoor/outdoor counterparts. I've lost too many cats over the years to cars, dogs, and disease. My cats only go outside if they're being held tightly in arms. They have a bird feeder in prominent view on the sliding glass door for entertainment purposes.

For indoor cats, a nail trimming every two weeks combined with a scratching post liberally covered in catnip is more than enough to deter the worst of the scratching, and a handy spray bottle plus some wonderful enzyme stuff called Boundary combined will act as immediate and lasting deterrants against scratching on furniture.

As long as the kitty knows that the scratching post is his place to do his thing, they're just fine with it.

For the record, our cats are named in the T.S. Eliot tradition:

Real Name: Secret ~ Full Name: His Magnificent Fuzziness Weaver D II ~ Everday Name: Weaverkitty

Real Name: Secret ~ Full Name: Digital Monochromatic Vortex Peep ~ Everyday Name: Digit or "the Peep"

Edited, Jan 12th 2009 12:28pm by catwho
#63 Jan 12 2009 at 9:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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catwho, pet mage of Jabober wrote:

For the record, our cats are named in the T.S. Eliot tradition:

Real Name: Secret ~ Full Name: His Magnificent Fuzziness Weaver D II ~ Everday Name: Weaverkitty

Real Name: Secret ~ Full Name: Digital Monochromatic Vortex Peep ~ Everyday Name: Digit or "the Peep"


I love it. One of my college buddies had a with the full name of "Jasmine Guy of Television's A Different World", but called her "Foo".

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#64 Jan 12 2009 at 9:31 AM Rating: Default
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Well, dogs have the advantage that you can leash them and take them out. Or have them learn to return to you when you call to them at the park. Cats just run behind the rose bushes.


Funny, really, seeing as you're suggesting they're so highly domesticated that the outdoors is no part of what they experience naturally.
#65 Jan 12 2009 at 9:34 AM Rating: Decent
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Well, dogs have the advantage that you can leash them and take them out. Or have them learn to return to you when you call to them at the park. Cats just run behind the rose bushes.


Funny, really, seeing as you're suggesting they're so highly domesticated that the outdoors is no part of what they experience naturally.
Dogs have just never taken to litter boxes. Or, maybe it's just that ******** smells so bad we don't want it inside...even in a litter box.
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#66 Jan 12 2009 at 9:35 AM Rating: Good
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catwho, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
For indoor cats, a nail trimming every two weeks combined with a scratching post liberally covered in catnip is more than enough to deter the worst of the scratching, and a handy spray bottle plus some wonderful enzyme stuff called Boundary combined will act as immediate and lasting deterrants against scratching on furniture.
To be fair, I think most people declaw their cats for a combination of reasons: to protect furniture, and to protect themselves from painful scratches. I had an indoor cat that we adopted from a shelter, and he was declawed when we got him. It worked out well. He couldn't slash the hell out of me, I fed him, let him sleep on my pillow next to my head, and cleaned his poopibox.
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catwho, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
How would you like it if your mother decided to cut off your fingers from the last joint down when you were a child just so you wouldn't pick your nose?
The claw joint on a cat isn't a finger. It's not even really part of the walking mechanism of the toe/foot. It is obviously used in climbing, can be used in running and is used in hunting/defense.

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I think RP should leave the cat clawed if it'll be outdoors but people turn declawing in a way more anthromorphic emotional argument than it deserves.
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Funny, really, seeing as you're suggesting they're so highly domesticated that the outdoors is no part of what they experience naturally.
Erm... what? Smiley: laugh
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#69 Jan 12 2009 at 9:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
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Funny, really, seeing as you're suggesting they're so highly domesticated that the outdoors is no part of what they experience naturally.
Erm... what? Smiley: laugh


Oh, come now. Don't play the naïf. You said that thing about cats having been bred and domesticated. Obviously you believe them to no longer be animals at all.

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#70 Jan 12 2009 at 9:50 AM Rating: Decent
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I'll make the token statement that housecats should be kept indoors. Outdoor cats kill birds, fight other cats, fight other urban fauna (raccoons, foxes, dogs, coyotes*, possums, skunks or whatever you guys have over there), pick up parasites both interior & exterior (you haven't lived until the cat craps on the rug and its filled with writhing worms), get hit by cars and, on average, live about 25% shorter lives than indoor cats.


Jophiel wrote:
Honestly, I think the "He'll be so sad" bit is people validating the option which is more dangerous for the cat but less work for the owner.


Just thought I'd juxtapose these two quotes for you. See anything amusing? I know I do.
#71 Jan 12 2009 at 9:50 AM Rating: Good
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Funny, really, seeing as you're suggesting they're so highly domesticated that the outdoors is no part of what they experience naturally.
Erm... what? Smiley: laugh


Don't play the naïf.


That is some impressive accentuation right there, missy.
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#72 Jan 12 2009 at 9:54 AM Rating: Excellent
I'm going to concur that cats are more interested in watching the outdoors than actually being in it.

So long as they have their room with a view, so to speak, they are content.

It's like school children that stare longingly at the playground during math class. But the second school gets out, they run home and play video games instead.

#73 Jan 12 2009 at 9:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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Kavekk wrote:
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I'll make the token statement that housecats should be kept indoors. Outdoor cats kill birds, fight other cats, fight other urban fauna (raccoons, foxes, dogs, coyotes*, possums, skunks or whatever you guys have over there), pick up parasites both interior & exterior (you haven't lived until the cat craps on the rug and its filled with writhing worms), get hit by cars and, on average, live about 25% shorter lives than indoor cats.


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Honestly, I think the "He'll be so sad" bit is people validating the option which is more dangerous for the cat but less work for the owner.


Just thought I'd juxtapose these two quotes for you. See anything amusing? I know I do.


No, what am I missing? His statements appear consistent to me.

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#74 Jan 12 2009 at 9:58 AM Rating: Decent
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I'll make the token statement that housecats should be kept indoors. Outdoor cats kill birds, fight other cats, fight other urban fauna (raccoons, foxes, dogs, coyotes*, possums, skunks or whatever you guys have over there), pick up parasites both interior & exterior (you haven't lived until the cat craps on the rug and its filled with writhing worms), get hit by cars and, on average, live about 25% shorter lives than indoor cats.


Jophiel wrote:
Honestly, I think the "He'll be so sad" bit is people validating the option which is more dangerous for the cat but less work for the owner.


Just thought I'd juxtapose these two quotes for you. See anything amusing? I know I do.


No, what am I missing? His statements appear consistent to me.



What, really? The first is swimming with implications that keeping an outdoor is more work, because you have to clean up parasites and little bird corpses.

Edited, Jan 12th 2009 12:59pm by Kavekk
#75 Jan 12 2009 at 10:03 AM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
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I'll make the token statement that housecats should be kept indoors. Outdoor cats kill birds, fight other cats, fight other urban fauna (raccoons, foxes, dogs, coyotes*, possums, skunks or whatever you guys have over there), pick up parasites both interior & exterior (you haven't lived until the cat craps on the rug and its filled with writhing worms), get hit by cars and, on average, live about 25% shorter lives than indoor cats.


Jophiel wrote:
Honestly, I think the "He'll be so sad" bit is people validating the option which is more dangerous for the cat but less work for the owner.


Just thought I'd juxtapose these two quotes for you. See anything amusing? I know I do.


No, what am I missing? His statements appear consistent to me.



He's explaining the bad parts of cat care while highlighting that it would be less work for the owner.
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#76 Jan 12 2009 at 10:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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I suppose it depends on how you define "work". An outdoor cat is less trouble day-to-day, with no litter box and no, or at least far fewer, concerns about clawed furniture and territorial spraying and what not.

When things go wrong, though, they go really wrong for the outdoor kitty.
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