...I dreamed that Leonardo DiCaprio and I were very much in love. I don't even like Leo all that much...he was fine in Gangs of New York, but he's got that boyish cuteness to him that I've never been particularly attracted to. At any rate, he was very charming and romantic in the dream and we really clicked. *sigh* And now we've broken up due to nothing but my transgression of waking. I'm sorry Leo, it was fun while it lasted.
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Looks like someone needs to get a Leo suit...
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
I have an ex, who left me after a 7 year relationship, my first live-in relationship. I didn't leave him. Occasionally I dream that we've gotten back together again. Waking up on those mornings is really hard.
Edited, Jan 10th 2009 10:17am by Aripyanfar
Edited, Jan 10th 2009 10:17am by Aripyanfar
That's funny Nexa - I was 11 when Titanic came out, and I saw it 9 times in the theater. My sister saw it something like 13, and our neighbor girl saw it something ridiculous like 19 times. Anyway, part of their fuel was their love for Leo, which I never felt - until I had a dream about him one night. It was a very romantic dream. I watched the movie about twice more, entertaining the feelings, but then they subsided again.
I'd still hit it though.
I'd still hit it though.
Looks like someone needs to get a Leo suit...
Yeah, because I'm nothing if not willowy and androgynous. I could totally pull that off.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
It wasn't as crushing as the inexplicable Ryan Stiles dream...he and I *really* had something. We were together for a long time in the dream. He's really tall. Oh Ryan...I still feel a little twinge when I see you on Whose Line Is It Anyway or The Drew Carey Show reruns...yet you'll never know.
I also once dreamed that Viggo Mortenson was my BFF. He came to a barbecue at my house in the dream, and brought along Orlando Bloom. Orlando Bloom was a total **** and obviously annoyed that he'd been dragged along to some chick's barbecue who was not rich or famous. Viggo and I teased him a bunch until he left and then ate cheeseburgers. Viggo brought wine and played acoustic guitar for the rest of us. I miss him.
Nexa
I also once dreamed that Viggo Mortenson was my BFF. He came to a barbecue at my house in the dream, and brought along Orlando Bloom. Orlando Bloom was a total **** and obviously annoyed that he'd been dragged along to some chick's barbecue who was not rich or famous. Viggo and I teased him a bunch until he left and then ate cheeseburgers. Viggo brought wine and played acoustic guitar for the rest of us. I miss him.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I also once dreamed that Viggo Mortenson was my BFF. He came to a barbecue at my house in the dream, and brought along Orlando Bloom. Orlando Bloom was a total **** and obviously annoyed that he'd been dragged along to some chick's barbecue who was not rich or famous. Viggo and I teased him a bunch until he left and then ate cheeseburgers. Viggo brought wine and played acoustic guitar for the rest of us. I miss him.
Are you sure that was a dream?
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
I also once dreamed that Viggo Mortenson was my BFF. He came to a barbecue at my house in the dream, and brought along Orlando Bloom. Orlando Bloom was a total **** and obviously annoyed that he'd been dragged along to some chick's barbecue who was not rich or famous. Viggo and I teased him a bunch until he left and then ate cheeseburgers. Viggo brought wine and played acoustic guitar for the rest of us. I miss him.
Are you sure that was a dream?
I wasn't when I woke up, but I'm relatively certain now, haha. I'm afraid that one day I will have less of an ability to differentiate.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
It wasn't as crushing as the inexplicable Ryan Stiles dream...he and I *really* had something. We were together for a long time in the dream. He's really tall. Oh Ryan...I still feel a little twinge when I see you on Whose Line Is It Anyway or The Drew Carey Show reruns...yet you'll never know.
I think the Ryan Stiles suit would be a better fit for Smash. He'd just have to bleach his hair a bit.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I had a dream on the plane that instead of Oakland, we landed in San Francisco.
On the highway for some reason.
Then we took off & we're flying north when I woke up.
I could not understand, after waking, why the Jet Blue flight tracker on the TV had us over Nebraska.
I was highly confused.
On the highway for some reason.
Then we took off & we're flying north when I woke up.
I could not understand, after waking, why the Jet Blue flight tracker on the TV had us over Nebraska.
I was highly confused.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
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Posted: Jan 11 2009 at 4:46 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) 1. get a picture of leo
Two words: Daniel Craig.
I just had to wake up. :(
I just had to wake up. :(
Nexa wrote:
...I dreamed that Leonardo DiCaprio and I were very much in love. I don't even like Leo all that much...he was fine in Gangs of New York, but he's got that boyish cuteness to him that I've never been particularly attracted to. At any rate, he was very charming and romantic in the dream and we really clicked. *sigh* And now we've broken up due to nothing but my transgression of waking. I'm sorry Leo, it was fun while it lasted.
Nexa
Nexa
When I was little, I had a dream that me and Donny and Marie went to the County Fair and then had ice creams at McDonald's. It still seems like a cherished childhood memory, albeit untrue. We had such fun. :(
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
sweetumssama wrote:
Two words: Daniel Craig.
The dream I had with him over the holidays was so ungodly erotic that waking up was the worse. Never ever wanted to try **** but i sure as hell was getting it in my dream.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
sweetumssama wrote:
Two words: Daniel Craig.
The dream I had with him over the holidays was so ungodly erotic that waking up was the worse. Never ever wanted to try **** but i sure as hell was getting it in my dream.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I had a dream last night that involved Inuyasha and a samurai sword and an epic battle, which is weird, because I haven't seen or thought about that show in years.
He and I were fighting some evil witch or something, and I kept yelling "Wind Scar!!!" but nothing would happen.
Edited, Jan 12th 2009 12:31pm by AshOnMyTomatoes
He and I were fighting some evil witch or something, and I kept yelling "Wind Scar!!!" but nothing would happen.
Edited, Jan 12th 2009 12:31pm by AshOnMyTomatoes
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
I had a dream last night that involved Inuyasha and a samurai sword and an epic battle, which is weird, because I haven't seen or thought about that show in years.
He and I were fighting some evil witch or something, and I kept yelling "Wind Scar!!!" but nothing would happen.
Edited, Jan 12th 2009 12:31pm by AshOnMyTomatoes
He and I were fighting some evil witch or something, and I kept yelling "Wind Scar!!!" but nothing would happen.
Edited, Jan 12th 2009 12:31pm by AshOnMyTomatoes
I ******* HATE it when Wind Scar fails.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
I had a dream last night that involved Inuyasha and a samurai sword and an epic battle, which is weird, because I haven't seen or thought about that show in years.
He and I were fighting some evil witch or something, and I kept yelling "Wind Scar!!!" but nothing would happen.
Edited, Jan 12th 2009 12:31pm by AshOnMyTomatoes
He and I were fighting some evil witch or something, and I kept yelling "Wind Scar!!!" but nothing would happen.
Edited, Jan 12th 2009 12:31pm by AshOnMyTomatoes
I @#%^ing HATE it when Wind Scar fails.
Nexa
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
sweetumssama wrote:
Two words: Daniel Craig.
The dream I had with him over the holidays was so ungodly erotic that waking up was the worse. Never ever wanted to try **** but i sure as hell was getting it in my dream.
Am I the only one that thinks this post should be emphasized, and preserved for posterior?
I frequently dream that otherwise good nature seeming women are constantly trying to castrate me. Also, I never actually dream about sex, but frequently wake up *just before* that point. Which, depending on the dream is disappointing or a relief.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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