Texas Inmate Eats Eye!
Ewwww. All I can think of is a great gruesome Tom Savini effect from some random 80's horror movie. Can you imagine the guards reaction?
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Wow. Man, I feel way less crazy now.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I wonder what an eyeball tastes like, if it even has a flavor at all.
Not only that:
Wonder what Act 3's gonna be.
teh article wrote:
"He will finally be able to receive the mental health care that we had wanted and begged for from day 1," Bobbie Peterson-Cate, Thomas' trial attorney, told the Sherman Herald Democrat. "He is insane and mentally ill. It is exactly the same reason he pulled out the last one."
Wonder what Act 3's gonna be.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I don't see what the big deal is.
Samira wrote:
Not only that:
Wonder what Act 3's gonna be.
teh article wrote:
"He will finally be able to receive the mental health care that we had wanted and begged for from day 1," Bobbie Peterson-Cate, Thomas' trial attorney, told the Sherman Herald Democrat. "He is insane and mentally ill. It is exactly the same reason he pulled out the last one."
Wonder what Act 3's gonna be.
Kirby wrote:
Samira wrote:
Not only that:
Wonder what Act 3's gonna be.
teh article wrote:
"He will finally be able to receive the mental health care that we had wanted and begged for from day 1," Bobbie Peterson-Cate, Thomas' trial attorney, told the Sherman Herald Democrat. "He is insane and mentally ill. It is exactly the same reason he pulled out the last one."
Wonder what Act 3's gonna be.
He doesn't have the balls.
MentalFrog wrote:
Kirby wrote:
Samira wrote:
Not only that:
Wonder what Act 3's gonna be.
teh article wrote:
"He will finally be able to receive the mental health care that we had wanted and begged for from day 1," Bobbie Peterson-Cate, Thomas' trial attorney, told the Sherman Herald Democrat. "He is insane and mentally ill. It is exactly the same reason he pulled out the last one."
Wonder what Act 3's gonna be.
He doesn't have the balls.
Kirby wrote:
I wonder what an eyeball tastes like, if it even has a flavor at all.
I imagine it tastes like chicken.
Kirby wrote:
Posting from Edmonton, AB (CANADA SUXX)
***.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Kirby wrote:
Posting from Edmonton, AB (CANADA SUXX)
***.
Edited, Jan 9th 2009 5:02pm by Kirby
I'm eating a bowl of peeled grapes right now.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
I'm eating a bowl of peeled grapes right now.
Nexa
Nexa
I'm be scared to eat anything peeled by Hannah if I were you.
The guards reaction? I think they'll be less likely to keep an eye on him now.
Love,
PunkFloyd
PunkFloyd
Kirby wrote:
Tare wrote:
Kirby wrote:
Posting from Edmonton, AB (CANADA SUXX)
***.
Edited, Jan 9th 2009 5:02pm by Kirby
Oh don't mind me. I only wish I was posting from Edmonton. =(
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
That's pretty hard core.
I know. I couldn't imagine "wanting" to be in Edmonton this time of year.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
Marco!
--DK
--DK
Nexa wrote:
I'm eating a bowl of peeled grapes right now.
Nexa
Nexa
Why do you peel grapes? Is it the pesticide residue that may be leftover? I love red grapes and have never peeled one. It seems odd.
Paskil wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I'm eating a bowl of peeled grapes right now.
Nexa
Nexa
Why do you peel grapes? Is it the pesticide residue that may be leftover? I love red grapes and have never peeled one. It seems odd.
She was joking, but peeled grapes have a different texture. They kind of melt in your mouth, and the flavor hits right away. Not that it's worth the effort to painstakingly peel them, unless you have a bevy of concubines to do it.
trickybeck wrote:
Paskil wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I'm eating a bowl of peeled grapes right now.
Nexa
Nexa
Why do you peel grapes? Is it the pesticide residue that may be leftover? I love red grapes and have never peeled one. It seems odd.
She was joking, but peeled grapes have a different texture. They kind of melt in your mouth, and the flavor hits right away. Not that it's worth the effort to painstakingly peel them, unless you have a bevy of concubines to do it.
Well yes, I saw the connection between grapes/eyeballs.
I just assumed that since she said they were peeled, that's how she ate them.
There's an old-fashioned kids' Halloween party game involving blindfolding the kids, passing around various foods, and telling them it's some body part. Spaghetti for intestines, peeled grapes for eyeballs, etc. Didn't know if you were aware of it.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Kirby wrote:
I wonder what an eyeball tastes like, if it even has a flavor at all.
I imagine it tastes like chicken.
Not sure about human eyeball, but cow eyeball is very gamey. Kinda similar to heart in taste, though not in texture. Not a taste I'd ever repeat.
trickybeck wrote:
There's an old-fashioned kids' Halloween party game involving blindfolding the kids, passing around various foods, and telling them it's some body part. Spaghetti for intestines, peeled grapes for eyeballs, etc. Didn't know if you were aware of it.
We never played that one. However, I remember the haunted houses where you put your hand into a dark box that contains a bowl--or other object--filled with some substance in the same way as the tasting deal you mentioned.
Errr, yeah, ignore my stupidity (it isn't hard). I missed the passed around/blindfold part. Obviously for touching, not tasting.
Edited, Jan 10th 2009 9:39am by Paskil
trickybeck wrote:
There's an old-fashioned kids' Halloween party game involving blindfolding the kids, passing around various foods, and telling them it's some body part. Spaghetti for intestines, peeled grapes for eyeballs, etc. Didn't know if you were aware of it.
This.
The best was the bowl of jello with cooked macaroni noodles in it for brains.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
There's an old-fashioned kids' Halloween party game involving blindfolding the kids, passing around various foods, and telling them it's some body part. Spaghetti for intestines, peeled grapes for eyeballs, etc. Didn't know if you were aware of it.
****, grapes, of course. Christ that would have been sooo much easier.
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