Elinda wrote:
MentalFrog wrote:
Who's doing the tallying?
So who's doing the tallying?
Nexa
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So who's doing the tallying?
Nexa
I would do the tallying if I were more helpful.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
MDenham wrote:
Totem wrote:
Spiderbite? Is there even such a person?
Totem is much older than that.
I am Nobby-esque in my advancing age. Fortunately for both of us there are sports cars and-- as we have already determined on another thread --pharmas to help us in our slow and dottering decline.
Can I get a witness, Nobs, old chap?
Totem
Can I get a witness, Nobs, old chap?
Totem
ToUtem wrote:
I am Nobby-esque in my advancing age. Fortunately for both of us there are sports cars and-- as we have already determined on another thread --pharmas to help us in our slow and dottering decline.
Can I get a witness, Nobs, old chap?
ToUtem
Can I get a witness, Nobs, old chap?
ToUtem
In '74 I was moshing at Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin and Frank Zappa gigs. I had already started smoking, and begun to develop an aloof sense of innate superiority (and that was before I knew any Americans).
Sports cars do provide a compensation for my halitosis, dentures, impotence and Donald Trumpesque comb-over.
My only medications are cigarettes, fine wines and ales, and the occasional tincture of malt whisky. But yeah. . . those of us who remember when Michael Jackson was black, 'gay' meant 'happy', and Presidents were literate have to seek whatever remedies come our way.
On a side note, I have a sneaking suspicion that Gwynapnud would pitter-patter her (for she is indeed an lithe and toothsome young filly) little heart at the prospect of being swept into the ebony arms of our Nubian adonis as he whisks her away in his negrocopter to an secret tryst-place to demonstrate the architectural, nay, tectonic might that is the notorious 'bama black snake'
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Tears, Jerry, tears. Lol, "negrocopter?" Heh, that made me snort my Viagra pill down the wrong pipe almost leading to an erection of the lung-- something I hope none of you ever experience.
See? That is why British chaps will always reign supreme uber alles. Their unflappable sense of savior faire, a cool derring-do regardless the circumstances, and the calm that stems from good dental work is beyond price or words.
Truly worth a hearty "Pip! Pip! And RACK you, guvnuh!"
Totem
See? That is why British chaps will always reign supreme uber alles. Their unflappable sense of savior faire, a cool derring-do regardless the circumstances, and the calm that stems from good dental work is beyond price or words.
Truly worth a hearty "Pip! Pip! And RACK you, guvnuh!"
Totem
and Presidents were literate
Ford was president in '74.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I'm pretty sure Nobby was a spry young lad in 1874.
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Admin favoritism!!!
2) Best Flamer
Smash
3) Funniest poster
Samira
4) Most annoying troll
That Jophiel guy, because I'll never catch his posty count.
5) Best sock puppet
I'm pretty sure they are mostly extinct at this point
6) Worst sock puppet
Heh heh Heh...
7) Best sig
BANNED!
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Mo.
9) Most helpful poster
Hmm. Nexa's been pretty helpful lately.
10) Most knowledgable about EQ
Calymir (whos knowledge shall persist through the ages!)
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Thisn!
https://everquest.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=4;mid=1230774702246417873;num=54;page=1
12) Best arch nemesis pair
Tare vs. DSD. You wouldn't think it to look at them, but they are to the pont of sending ninja squads after one another in the night these days. We expect it to escalate to plutonium weaponry at any moment!
13) Best newcomer
Gbaji. he really brings the word count up! (what? new compared to who, huh?)
14) Board lifetime achievement award
Anonymous!
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Anyone with BANNED in their sig.
Admin favoritism!!!
2) Best Flamer
Smash
3) Funniest poster
Samira
4) Most annoying troll
That Jophiel guy, because I'll never catch his posty count.
5) Best sock puppet
I'm pretty sure they are mostly extinct at this point
6) Worst sock puppet
Heh heh Heh...
7) Best sig
BANNED!
8) Poster with the least brain cells
Mo.
9) Most helpful poster
Hmm. Nexa's been pretty helpful lately.
10) Most knowledgable about EQ
Calymir (whos knowledge shall persist through the ages!)
11) Best thread
Thisn!
https://everquest.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=4;mid=1230774702246417873;num=54;page=1
12) Best arch nemesis pair
Tare vs. DSD. You wouldn't think it to look at them, but they are to the pont of sending ninja squads after one another in the night these days. We expect it to escalate to plutonium weaponry at any moment!
13) Best newcomer
Gbaji. he really brings the word count up! (what? new compared to who, huh?)
14) Board lifetime achievement award
Anonymous!
15) Last but not Least favorite poster
Anyone with BANNED in their sig.
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