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This.

4) Most annoying troll
Totem is the only one anymore that reliably and purposefully baits people. --Tricky

/shrugs innocently
Moi? Whatever do you mean by that, dear sir?
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Totem

1) Favorite poster
Smash.

2) Best Flamer
Moe, when he graces us with his presence.

3) Funniest poster
BT, before he stopped drinking.

4) Most annoying troll
BT, after he stopped drinking

5) Best sock puppet
johnnyfoursix, just cause it led to Joph posting Dark Elf boobies.

6) Worst sock puppet
Deebuddy, DBuddy, et al.

7) Best sig
Anyone's who says "BANNED" & is actually banned.

8) Poster with the least brain cells
Katie

9) Most helpful poster
Any of the "mom" types: Nexa, DSD, Anna

10) Most knowledgeable about EQ
Joph

11) Best thread
Sarah @#%^ing Palin?

12) Best arch nemesis pair
Gbaji & Smash

13) Best newcomer
Whomever posted this:

("Show Thy Bosoms or Make Hasty Regress", which is reported in the ASylum but not the OOT? That be some BS)

14) Board lifetime achievement award
Nobby

15) Last but not Least favorite poster
Whomever didn't like my slap-***-pie to the face avatar enough to get an admin to remove it MONTHS after it's inception.

AND Katie.

Edited, Jan 12th 2009 4:47am by Omegavegeta

1) Favorite poster

Smash

2) Best Flamer

Smash

3) Funniest poster

Smash

4) Most Smash-like poster

Smash

5) Poster whose girlfriend I'd most like to steal (allegedely)

Smash

4) Poster who is clearly not Smash

Smash Grrr, erm, well, blank.

8) Poster with the least brain cells

Varrus

9) Most helpful poster

Joph, without a doubt.

A) Most loving poster

Ari.

Sub-section d) Best virtual girlfriend

Samira

10) Most knowledgable about EQ

About what? What is this, "Help the Aged Indulge in Pointless Nostalgia?" Fuck that, the poster most helpful about WOW is clearly Mindel.

11) Best thread

I quite liked the one Smash made after the victory of Obama. I didn't actually read it, but it was written by Smash so I like it.

12) Best arch nemesis pair

Joph and Smash when it comes to Israel/Palestine.

D.O.B.) Postert whose taste in music I share the most

OmegaVegeta, though PunkFloyd comes a near second.

12.5) Best Canadian

Tare

13) Best newcomer

GwynethPud has created quite a few new threads, so her.

14) Board lifetime achievement award

Joph, obviously.

15) Last but not Least favorite poster

Nobby, cos I <3 him too.

$) Most irritating poster

Gbaji, after all these years, I still wanna tear my hair out.

Or yours, it depends.

10) Best all-around ******* in the World

This year, despite AQ's efforts and Israel's bloody vindictiveness, I have to give it to... the financial sector!! Well done guys, you made incredible strides in the last year. Not content with multi-million pounds salary and bonuses that could sustain a third world country for a decade, you decided to *****-up the whole financial system causing the biggest depression since the 30s. Not only did you turn to be greedy materialist shallow rich bastards, you also decided we should all be poorer as a result. That's quite an achievement. Still, at least the Revolution has been brought forward a couple of decades as a result, so there's always that.

Cunts.

The End) Best Republican

Totem. He's still, despite all the odds, everything a Republican shouldn't be: funny, self-depricating, mischievous, well-travelled and, well, black. Kudos, once again.

Finally, I'd just like to say that while I'm flattered to be receiving the "Best Newcomer Award" for the thrid (or is it fourth?) consecutive year running, I do wish you guys would remember I've been here for 4 years now. 4 long, bloody, painful years. I don't know when the cutting-off point is for newcomers, but surely it doesn't span a decade.

So yeah, thanks, but try to remember those memory pills aren't sitting in your cabinet simply to look pretty.

1) Favorite poster

Barkingturtle - He has a certain eloquence, and consistently makes me chuckle.

2) Best Flamer

Not too many bother anymore, but the only one who still posts and can still pull off a good flame is Smash.

3) Funniest poster

Funny ha-ha or funny *****? Again, BT gives me laughs.

4) Most annoying troll

Giving this one to Shadowrelm. I don't think he tries to troll, but he's such an insipid cnut I had to vote for him.

5) Best sock puppet

Do these exist anymore? I'll abstain.

6) Worst sock puppet

See above.

7) Best sig

Nexa

Nexa

8) Poster with the least brain cells

I'd say Shadowrelm again, however I have found myself (on rare occasion) agreeing with his blather. So I'll go with Katie since there isn't a ***** category.

9) Most helpful poster

Jophiel

10) Most knowledgable about EQ

Does anyone still play that game? Abstain.

11) Best thread

Where Smash proves he is no Nostradamus

12) Best arch nemesis pair

Joph and Flea-lo. They may be all sweetness and rainbows here, but I bet there's some broken dishes and verbal abuse to make the neighbors blush at home!

13) Best newcomer

Not sure who the newcomers are, but since the only one who sticks out in my mind is Mindel, I'll vote for her. Granted she's not really "new" but I believe this past year was the first she dipped her toes in the Asylum.

14) Board lifetime achievement award

Gonna go for Totem. I swear Joph has won this several times already, and Totem has been around a long time, and still frequents fairly regularly.

15) Last but not Least favorite poster

That Kakar dude.

I forget, did we decide if Admins get to answer these?

I don't recall and prior prohibitions. I can't imagine anyone caring since we're winning exactly nothing.

Nexa

Totem: Baiting the admins since 1974.

Sure, why not?

If you don't want someones vote counted you have to get their post defaulted below the filter.

Kojiami

Nexa