The Awards thread, old schoolFollow

1) Favorite poster

Katie, for making an effort.

2) Best Flamer

I have no real opinion on this one this year...the old school flaming seems to have basically died out.

3) Funniest poster

Tare amuses me.

4) Most annoying troll

Totem, said with love.

5) Best sock puppet

I think Kao's been pretty much on top of them this year...

6) Worst sock puppet

Same as above, none come to mind...

7) Best sig

Smash's, though so few read it, haha.

8) Poster with the least brain cells

Boomsticker

9) Most helpful poster

Wint

10) Most knowledgable about EQ

Samira

11) Best thread

That Little Prince one that Red wrote...someone dig that up for me would you? That was last year, right?

12) Best arch nemesis pair

Roo & Gbaji, I suppose, since nothing else comes to mind

13) Best newcomer

Ari, new to posting over on this side of the fence anyway.

14) Board lifetime achievement award

I'm going with Nobby, since he may not make it til the next one, cause he's wicked old.

15) Last but not Least favorite poster

gbaji will always hold a special place in my heart as my least favorite poster, let him live to a ripe old age despite the things I may say when I'm reading his posts.


Nexa

1) Favorite poster - Hmmm, I like We in general. You know who are - or aren't, as the case may be.

2) Best Flamer - Smash.

3) Funniest poster - BT kills me.

4) Most annoying troll - Varus, a'course.

5) Best sock puppet - Virus

6) Worst sock puppet - V'*****

7) Best sig - I never really read them so no idea on this one.

8) Poster with the least brain cells - Umm, me?

9) Most helpful poster - Nexa

10) Most knowledgable about EQ - Joph?

11) Best thread - I dunno - maybe the one where Varus wished mass death on the citizens of Chicago?

12) Best arch nemesis pair - Smash/gbaji

13) Best newcomer - Red Phoenix...is he still considered new? I love him anyway.

14) Board lifetime achievement award - Kao

15) Last but not Least favorite poster - Noob V2.0

Yeah, what Joph said.

If you're trying to make me feel bad for calling you a troll, it's not working old man!

Nexa

I'm flattered that I deserved an entire paragraph, apparently.

Edited, Jan 9th 2009 10:55am by AshOnMyTomatoes

Damn, I was hoping to win the "Most Mediocre" award but it's not even a choice.

1) Favorite poster: Nobby

2) Best Flamer: Smash -- I avoid EVER getting on the wrong side of him in an argument now. I still wince at the reaming from last time.

3) Funniest poster: Joph

4) Most annoying troll: Varrus

5) Best sock puppet: Varrus

6) Worst sock puppet: Whatever he's calling himself the next time he finagles a new IP address

7) Best sig: Totem, for the rainbow colored Zombocom

8) Poster with the least brain cells: Varrus, for always coming back

9) Most helpful poster: Nexa :3

10) Most knowledgable about EQ: Default Answer Here

11) Best thread: In which Nobby questions why women find men who read books sexy

12) Best arch nemesis pair: Smash and Gbaji.

13) Best newcomer: I'm too new myself to name newcomers.

14) Board lifetime achievement award: Joph, for every post being Excellent as soon as it is posted, a statistical impossibility for 99.9999% of Alla

15) Last but not Least favorite poster: gbaji, because most of the time I wish he was a troll when I read his posts.

Edited, Jan 9th 2009 12:16pm by catwho

Ok, I'm going to succumb to peer pressure.

1) Favorite poster - Hmmm, hmm, hmm, I'm trying to think of that one name that I see and have to read what they have to say. It's very topical. I think I'll go with Tare as she's very well-rounded.

2) Best Flamer - Totem. Smash's flames may be more pertinent and/or targetted, but not as coloUrful.

3) Funniest poster - Gee. I think I said Mentalfrog one other year. I'm gonna stick with this. He doesn't chime in much, but when he does I often chuckle.

4) Most annoying troll - Virus

5) Best sock puppet - Varrus

6) Worst sock puppet - Knoxsouthy (I honestly can't recall any other socks besides varus).

7) Best sig - Totem again. Every once in awhile I click on the Zombo link just to listen.

8) Poster with the least brain cells - Im gonna go with gjabi, but I don't think it's really a lack of braincells, more that the braincells are misaligned (with reality).

9) Most helpful poster - Nephthy - he's nice

10) Most knowledgable about EQ - OMG teh Joph!

11) Best thread - wow, nothing coming to me, can we have a list to select from plz?

12) Best arch nemesis pair - Katie and whoever she's currently after.

13) Best newcomer - I dunno. (this is HARD!!)

14) Board lifetime achievement award - Nobby ()

15) Last but not Least favorite poster - It might hurt a feeling if I were to say.

In a -y way.

And smooth. And delicious.

What a nice compliment!

You picked the three you felt comfortable answering and answered one as "unsure"?

Nexa

1) Favorite poster
Joph


2) Best Flamer
Smash


3) Funniest poster
Smash



4) Most annoying troll
Totem is the only one anymore that reliably and purposefully baits people.


5) Best sock puppet
n/a


6) Worst sock puppet
Nexa's account as accidentally used by Smash to post about robotic hookers or some such.


7) Best sig
Trickybeck - because I need at least one vote or I cease to exist.

Nominating my National Convention themed sig:
One sits through long sessions wishing all the delegates and alternates were dead and in hell - and then suddenly there comes a show so gaudy and hilarious, so melodramatic and obscene, so unimaginably exhilarating and preposterous that one lives a gorgeous year in an hour.
~H.L. Mencken


8) Poster with the least brain cells
Varus


9) Most helpful poster
Nexa


10) Most knowledgable about EQ
Kao has the best knowledge of EQ ranger anatomy for drawing purposes


11) Best thread
Any Sarah Palin thread in which people defender her and claimed she would lead the Republicans to certain victory.
e.g.
Republican Veep pick coming
Sarah @#%^ing Palin?
Maybe McCain should have vetted Palin
If you can't vote for this, you have *got* to be a ***


12) Best arch nemesis pair
We need something besides the usual suspects for this category.
I'll go with...Elinda vs. ElneClare


13) Best newcomer
Mindel - for like the...2 days she spent in the Asylum



14) Board lifetime achievement award
Who has won this previously?
I'll go with Tare, for longevity of canuckitude despite a 1000-mile journey southward.


15) Last but not Least favorite poster
Shadowrelm
(Excluding right-wing posters I dislike, because that would be too easy.)

Not really on topic but I stumbled over an old thread from March with Gbaji predicting that shit like Obama not wearing a flag pin would be "huge". Good times.

Not going to happen Sammy, such feats are not achievable at this stage in human evolution