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#1 Jan 05 2009 at 1:10 PM Rating: Excellent
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7811686.stm


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Two German children - aged five and six - have been stopped by police from eloping to Africa to tie the knot in the sun, reports say.

The budding lovebirds, identified as Mika and Anna-Lena, packed bathing costumes, sunglasses and a lilo and headed for the airport.

They even had the presence of mind to invite along an official witness - Anna-Lena's seven-year-old sister.

The three got as far as Hanover railway station before police intervened.

The young couple were "very much in love" and had decided to get married in Africa "where it is warm", police spokesman Holger Jureczko told the AFP news agency.

Sun-seekers

The idea for the getaway wedding was born as the children's families celebrated New Year's eve together and Mika regaled the two girls with stories of a recent holiday to Italy.

They can still put their plan into action at a later date
Holger Jureczko
Hanover police spokesman

The following morning, as their parents slept, the intrepid trio walked 1km (0.6 miles) to the local tram station at Langenhagen, where they hopped aboard a tram for Hanover central station.

But the group aroused the suspicion of a guard as they waited for a train to the airport, and police were called in.

Officers persuaded the children they would not get far without tickets and money, but consoled them with a free tour of the police station, where they were shortly picked up by relieved parents.

Although any marriage plans have been put on hold for now, police did not altogether rule out the possibility of an African wedding.

"They can still put their plan into action at a later date," AFP quoted the spokesman as saying.




Aren't they cute? When I was at their age I was convinced girls had cooties.
#2 Jan 05 2009 at 1:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Pfft I had a boy go down on bended knees asking for my hand in marriage when I was in first grade. He was even thoughtful enough to have gotten me a ringpop. I remember he used to make me paintings in art class Smiley: grin

I agreed then I broke it off after a week. I decided he was too young ( a mere 6 months younger than me).
#3 Jan 05 2009 at 1:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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I had a full wedding attended by all of the neighborhood children in my back yard when I was four. His name was Michael and he lived across the street. In my back yard was a grove of pine trees in a near perfect circle of 11 and we married in the center of it. The oldest girl in the group, who was seven, presided and my ring was painstakingly crafted of the finest dandelion stems. I wore a crown of daisies and a pillowcase on my back like a cape. Someone had cherry chapstick and I allowed it to be applied despite my fear that my father would disapprove of my wearing makeup. We didn't really stay together long, only a day or two, but we'd attempt to mock make-out from time to time until I was about six. Well, when I wasn't beating the crap out of him anyway.

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#4 Jan 05 2009 at 1:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Holy shit... they finally busted the Love Is... kids.
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#5 Jan 05 2009 at 2:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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I had a full wedding attended by all of the neighborhood children in my back yard when I was four. His name was Michael


You just made THE LIST Mike.

Edited, Jan 5th 2009 5:42pm by Smasharoo
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#6 Jan 05 2009 at 3:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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People on that list don't usually live very long, do they?
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#7 Jan 05 2009 at 3:21 PM Rating: Good
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I threw my kindergarten boyfriend's Spiderman in the toilet.

/shrug
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#8 Jan 05 2009 at 3:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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People on that list don't usually live very long, do they?


He meant the "thank you note" list. He sends one to everyone I've had sex with.

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#9 Jan 05 2009 at 3:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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He meant the "thank you note" list. He sends one to everyone I've had sex with.


If only that were true, my shares of International Paper would skyrocket.

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#10 Jan 05 2009 at 3:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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What a nice way to call your girlfriend a ****.

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#11 Jan 05 2009 at 10:05 PM Rating: Good
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What a nice way to call your girlfriend a ****.


In Smash land, that's a compliment!
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#12 Jan 06 2009 at 3:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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What a nice way to call your girlfriend a ****.



I'm sure he thought it was clever...he's generally very impressed with himself :D

We'll see how clever he thinks it was when I'm next visiting.

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#13 Jan 06 2009 at 6:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
What a nice way to call your girlfriend a ****.



I'm sure he thought it was clever...he's generally very impressed with himself :D

We'll see how clever he thinks it was when I'm next visiting.

Nexa


It's always possible that he meant he'd write... I dunno, both of them... a very long letter each.

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#14 Jan 06 2009 at 6:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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See, now if you were both liberated women confident in the freedom your sexuality, you wouldn't feel offended when Smash calls you a *****.
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#15 Jan 06 2009 at 7:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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See, now if you were both liberated women confident in the freedom your sexuality, you wouldn't feel offended when Smash calls you a *****.


A ***** implies that there was some sort of payment involved Joph, don't be ridiculous. Smash implied I was just a ****, and since he's an expert on sluts at this point, there's reason to take the allegation seriously.

Nexa

Edited, Jan 6th 2009 10:12am by Nexa
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#16 Jan 06 2009 at 7:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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A ***** implies that there was some sort of payment involved Joph
Not if you shop around.

And use coupons
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#17 Jan 07 2009 at 2:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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What a nice way to call your girlfriend a ****.


Is it 1953 already? I wasn't aware implying a 29 year old women may have been deflowered before meeting me qualified these days. I mean, I would have thought Hannah was a dead give away.
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#18 Jan 07 2009 at 2:53 PM Rating: Excellent
When I was in first through third grade, the love of my life was Joey. He had cute dimples. I chased him around the playground, and the one day I finally caught him, I kissed him.

Thank god this was in the eighties. A decade later, and my parents would have been sued on my behalf for assault.
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