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#202 Jan 05 2009 at 3:21 PM Rating: Decent
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Sure, but at least I'm capable of having a mature conversation.


At most.

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#203 Jan 05 2009 at 3:23 PM Rating: Decent
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Please correct me if I'm missing something.


You're missing the US vetoing a security council resolution for a temporary cease fire to allow humanitarian aid in.

The reasoning, appropriately full of chutzpah, was that "Hamas won't honor a cease fire to allow the people who voted for them not to die, so we vetoed it"

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#204 Jan 05 2009 at 3:25 PM Rating: Decent
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If the militants / government were concerned about the safety of their own people, I'm sure they'd find a way to help them evacuate.


TO WHERE???? Do you understand this AT ALL? Here, look, the I's are IDF forces that shoot you in the face if you approach them (because who knows if you're a militant or not!!). The G's are the civillians in Gaza.

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Get it yet?


And yet amazingly enough, they still manage to find places from which to fire rockets. The land invasion occurred one week after the initial air strikes began and was a surprise to absolutely no one. You act like Gaza City was surrounded overnight and nobody knew it was coming.

And if we're talking about Gaza as a whole here, it's more like

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Maybe they should build more boats.

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#205 Jan 05 2009 at 3:30 PM Rating: Good
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And yet amazingly enough, they still manage to find places from which to fire rockets. The land invasion occurred one week after the initial air strikes began and was a surprise to absolutely no one. You act like Gaza City was surrounded overnight and nobody knew it was coming.


It's been surrounded for years. Think of Spain invading Portugal, but before doing so they build a giant wall on the border and shoot anyone who comes near it. They also blockade any sea routes out and sink any boats leaving the shore. Then they drop leaflets telling civilians to leave before bombing the **** out of Lisbon.

That's what we're talking about here. There is **Literally** no where to go. Not figuratively, not "it would be too much of a hardship", there is, and I'm not joking, nowhere for refugees to go TO.
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#206 Jan 05 2009 at 3:31 PM Rating: Good
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Maybe they should build more boats.


The ports have been blockaded for years, simpleton.

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#207 Jan 05 2009 at 3:35 PM Rating: Decent
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Think of Spain invading Portugal


A bit off topic here, but ever since I was a child and first saw the European map, Protugal remaining seperate from Spain always intrigued me... I'm no expert on Portuguese history, but you'd think somewhere along the line it would have been swallowed.
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#208 Jan 05 2009 at 4:14 PM Rating: Good
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Think of Spain invading Portugal


A bit off topic here, but ever since I was a child and first saw the European map, Protugal remaining seperate from Spain always intrigued me... I'm no expert on Portuguese history, but you'd think somewhere along the line it would have been swallowed.
It's all about the Castilian wedge baby.

And Galicia has 1st dibs on Tras os Montes and Alentejo Smiley: nod
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#209 Jan 05 2009 at 5:08 PM Rating: Default
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And yet amazingly enough, they still manage to find places from which to fire rockets. The land invasion occurred one week after the initial air strikes began and was a surprise to absolutely no one. You act like Gaza City was surrounded overnight and nobody knew it was coming.


It's been surrounded for years. Think of Spain invading Portugal, but before doing so they build a giant wall on the border and shoot anyone who comes near it. They also blockade any sea routes out and sink any boats leaving the shore. Then they drop leaflets telling civilians to leave before bombing the @#%^ out of Lisbon.

That's what we're talking about here. There is **Literally** no where to go. Not figuratively, not "it would be too much of a hardship", there is, and I'm not joking, nowhere for refugees to go TO.


Fine. It sucks. The innocent people have nowhere to go and Israel overreacted.

Still, if they'd just stop firing the damn rockets....
#210 Jan 05 2009 at 6:36 PM Rating: Decent
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At the risk of responding to something posted (gasp!) yesterday:

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Second, since when can the whole civilian population be held to account for the way a majority votes? Is this principle applicable everywhere, or only in Palestine?


It's applicable in all Democracies. That's the whole point. The whole nation acts based on the majority position (however that's determined procedurally). The whole nation is therefore responsible for the choices made by that majority. The responsibility of the citizens to make good choices is part and parcel of the entire concept. You can't have responsibility if you don't also have consequences if you get it wrong.


Or are you suggesting that I may choose to deduct from my income taxes the portion that's being taken to pay for things I don't agree with? Someone in the military may just choose not to fight because congress voted to go to war? I'm free to smoke anywhere I want because I didn't vote for the anti-smoking laws?


We're all held to the decisions the majority make. I'm not specifically saying your wrong, just that this is a ****-poor argument to use IMO.


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How long can they justify murdering Palestinian children because of the mistakes made by their parents? When I see sh*t like this, I wonder if Israel really wants peace. Because if they are, their strategist is one retarded motherf8cker.


Children always suffer for the decisions made by their parents. Always have. Likely always will. This is another non-starter IMO.


And Israel wants to *win*. What's amusing is you talk about whether Israel wants "peace". But if there's one thing history has shown is that no amount of negotiating and making deals has or likely ever will result in peace for Israel. It will either result in continuous conflict, or the destruction of the state of Israel. That's it. To understand their position, you first must understand that fact.

Israel really has two options:

1. Keep playing whack-a-mole forever, hoping that someday the opinions of those in the regions surrounding them will change. I think we can all agree that this is unlikely.

2. Use their military and just take out every single Palestinian territory. Wipe out the leaders. Expel the citizens, and fill those territories with friendly Jewish families. They'll hate them, but they'll be farther away in Jordan, Syria, and/or Egypt.


They'd love to do option 2. Heck. They're working to try to manipulate things so that they can do that. But the international worldview of the situation doesn't allow them to do this, so they end up stuck doing number 1.


It's interesting that the issue of WW2 and bombings in Dresden and Nagasaki/Hiroshima came up. Israel is basically facing a situation just like that. But the world opinion doesn't view it that way (or doesn't want to). If Israel were able to just conduct a single military operation and accomplish goal number 2, it would be painful, but it would be over. It's the insistence that they not do this by the world community that forces this conflict to continue on and on. And yes. I get the legal and political reasons for this. I'm not arguing about what is "right" from an international relations point of view. I'm talking about what would result in the least number of people getting killed over the long term that doesn't result in Israel's destruction (since this is from Israel's point of view, right?).


Obviously, the Palestinian view is similar, but opposite. I just point this out because it seems like many people approach this issue by assuming that the one course that would resolve this (in either direction) shouldn't be taken. So Palestine can't wipe out Israel, and Israel isn't allowed to wipe out Palestine. The result is eternal conflict. I'm not sure when that got redefined as "peace", but that's what you're really supporting if you keep trying to keep them separate and support the cease fire of the moment. If you truly care about total number of casualties and "innocent children", you'd realize that mathematically, the best course is to just stand aside and let Israel steamroll over the Palestinian territories and expel everyone they don't want. There'd be a lot of death and a lot of displaced people, but in a generation or three there will be a lot less violence in that region.
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#211 Jan 05 2009 at 10:09 PM Rating: Good
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That's the whole point. The whole nation acts based on the majority position (however that's determined procedurally). The whole nation is therefore responsible for the choices made by that majority.


/devil's advocate on

This was the reasoning behind the 9/11 attacks.

I find it flawed reasoning.

I'm not specifically saying you're wrong, just that this is a ****-poor argument to use IMO.

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#212 Jan 05 2009 at 11:52 PM Rating: Good
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No 3rd option then gbaji?

Like. . . y'know. . . using neutral intermediaries to broker a cease-fire, then diplomacy to marginalise the terrorists by giving the populace concessions that make them more likely to shun the bombers and gunmen?

I know it worked in Ulster & Cyprus, and is making a massive difference in Northern Spain & Italy.

But you may be right. When Israel has USA's unconditional support no matter how genocidic its over-reaction, why would it bother?
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#213REDACTED, Posted: Jan 06 2009 at 12:04 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Gbaji what you wrote is very interesting, youve made things a lot clearer. I am now even more ecstatic that Israel is doing this. The only thing that i would like to add is that Israelis dont all hate palestinians, there are a lot of palestinians living in israel allongside israelis.The israelis just want to be left alone in peace. If teh palestiants wanted peace there would be peace, but since thats not working out to well Israel is beign FORCED to "make" peace,
#214 Jan 06 2009 at 12:57 AM Rating: Decent
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You're missing the US vetoing a security council resolution for a temporary cease fire to allow humanitarian aid in.

The reasoning, appropriately full of chutzpah, was that "Hamas won't honor a cease fire to allow the people who voted for them not to die, so we vetoed it"
Ummm reports all week are that more Aid is getting in via the Israeli military direction than was getting through under the aid agencies.

Just Sayin'
#215 Jan 06 2009 at 3:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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Baron von tarv wrote:
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You're missing the US vetoing a security council resolution for a temporary cease fire to allow humanitarian aid in.

The reasoning, appropriately full of chutzpah, was that "Hamas won't honor a cease fire to allow the people who voted for them not to die, so we vetoed it"
Ummm reports all week are that more Aid is getting in via the Israeli military direction than was getting through under the aid agencies.

Just Sayin'


Think about what you just wrote.

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#216 Jan 06 2009 at 2:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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So 3 Israeli artillery missiles have hit a United Nations School killing over 30 refugees sheltering there

UNRA has said that:
a) They had supplied Israel with GPRS Co-ords of their civilian shelters (including the school)
b) This is the 3rd UN School hit by Israeli armaments
c) The school was full of refugees who went there on the advice of advance warnings from Israel
d) Israel had agreed (2006) NOT to attack any UN refuges as the collateral damage would outweigh any miltary validity
e) Israel maintain that the school 'must have' been a Hamas base used for mortar launches despite denials from the UN and a lack of any corroboration from their own miltary.

For shame.

Isn't it possible to condemn Hamas AND this butchery?
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#217 Jan 06 2009 at 2:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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For shame.

Isn't it possible to condemn Hamas AND this butchery?


Yes, yes, it is.

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#218 Jan 06 2009 at 2:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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For shame.

Isn't it possible to condemn Hamas AND this butchery?


Yes, yes, it is.

I so wish I could hear that from the Capitol Smiley: cry
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#219 Jan 06 2009 at 2:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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I generally don't put a lot of stock in op/ed pieces, but the first paragraph is so close to what I've been saying I had to laugh.

teh article wrote:
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- The recent carnage in Gaza has left little doubt that within the tortured dynamic of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, both the chicken and the egg have completely and utterly lost their minds.


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#220 Jan 06 2009 at 2:53 PM Rating: Good
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Like. . . y'know. . . using neutral intermediaries to broker a cease-fire, then diplomacy to marginalise the terrorists by giving the populace concessions that make them more likely to shun the bombers and gunmen?


That's option 1. What do you think they've been doing for 50+ years? It's the "neutral intermediaries" who've mucked up the whole thing in the first place.

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I know it worked in Ulster & Cyprus, and is making a massive difference in Northern Spain & Italy.


The differences between those situations and that between Israel and the Palestinians are massive. Every attempt at cease-fires and negotiations have resulted in more armed and aggressive Palestinian attackers, not fewer. Every effort to moderate their leadership has resulted in spin off groups breaking off from the moderates, becoming even more violent and radical, and ultimately taking greater control.

That's not to say that Israel can't try those methods. However, when you've got a group like Hamas running things in Gaza, the solution is to defeat Hamas militarily just as you would any other aggressive enemy regime. And yes. Just as with every other time in history when this sort of thing has occurred, civilians will get hurt and killed. We didn't not attack German cities because not all Germans hated us. We didn't not attack Italian cities because not all Italians hated us. And we didn't not attack Japan because not all Japanese hated us. The unfortunate fact is that their leaders choose a path that lead to war. Just as Hamas has done...
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That's not to say that Israel can't try those methods. However, when you've got a group like Hamas running things in Gaza, the solution is to defeat Hamas militarily just as you would any other aggressive enemy regime.


Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Sure, once you plant your flag at the Hamas base, it's all over, and they go home and read the Torah.

I'd say you couldn't possibly be more clueless about the tactical situation here, but there's still at least a week to go.

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I'd say you couldn't possibly be more clueless about the tactical situation here
Just because Nexa is leaving you to go to France is no reason for you to join Hamas.
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#223 Jan 06 2009 at 3:04 PM Rating: Good
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gbaji wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Like. . . y'know. . . using neutral intermediaries to broker a cease-fire, then diplomacy to marginalise the terrorists by giving the populace concessions that make them more likely to shun the bombers and gunmen?


That's option 1. What do you think they've been doing for 50+ years? It's the "neutral intermediaries" who've mucked up the whole thing in the first place.

That wasn't your option 1, idiot.
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I know it worked in Ulster & Cyprus, and is making a massive difference in Northern Spain & Italy.


The differences between those situations and that between Israel and the Palestinians are massive. Every attempt at cease-fires and negotiations have resulted in more armed and aggressive Palestinian attackers, not fewer.
As they did (initially) in Belfast, Nicosia, Bilbao and Turin, before opening the door to resolution.

Your short-termist knee-jerk views define the idiocy of your shallow, over-simplistic arguments, and those of the discredited Bush administration.

Common-sense, History and Humanity condemn your arguments, along with the innocent lives of those unfortunate enough to live between a few maverick terrorists and a US-sponsored Israeli genocidic administration.

If I believed in a God, I'd be praying for the huddled masses of families in Gaza who have nowhere to go but the path of another Isralei warhead.

Damn you.

You've taken me closer to hatred than I care to be, and that concludes my dialogiue with you on this matter.
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#224 Jan 06 2009 at 3:05 PM Rating: Good
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I'd say you couldn't possibly be more clueless about the tactical situation here
Just because Nexa is leaving you to go to France for Redphoenixxx is no reason for you to join Hamas.
Yup
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Just because Nexa is leaving you to go to France is no reason for you to join Hamas.


Not a bad idea, though, I might be able to sneak in disguised as an Algerian.
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#226 Jan 06 2009 at 3:08 PM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:

Just because Nexa is leaving you to go to France is no reason for you to join Hamas.


Not a bad idea, though, I might be able to sneak in disguised as an Algerian.
I had you more as a "Fatteh-Nouveau" Ramallah apparatchik.

SHows what I know Smiley: um
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