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#227 Jan 06 2009 at 3:14 PM Rating: Decent
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I had you more as a "Fatteh-Nouveau" Ramallah apparatchik.


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#228 Jan 06 2009 at 3:14 PM Rating: Good
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I had you more as a "Fatteh-Nouveau" Ramallah apparatchik.


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#229 Jan 06 2009 at 4:34 PM Rating: Good
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That wasn't your option 1, idiot.


Yes, it was. Or, I should say, this is what it always ends out being. Or did you just not bother to read the paragraph I wrote about how attempts to reconcile have consistently resulted in ever more violent splinter groups forming?

So "This time" it'll work? How about you tell that to the Israeli's who've suffered near constant rocket attacks while waiting for "this time" to be the time when the magical cease-fire fairy will make everything work out all right? Cause it hasn't worked yet...


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Your short-termist knee-jerk views define the idiocy of your shallow, over-simplistic arguments, and those of the discredited Bush administration.


As opposed to the ideas you espouse, which have been tried over and over for decades and haven't worked? How many times must Israel give up stuff just to meet for negotiations, then offer a ridiculously good deal, only to have the current leaders take it, then have a splinter group form a few months later, depose the leaders who promised the Israelis that fighting would stop and further demands would stop, and resume fighting and demanding yet more?

At some point, you have to realize that this process isn't working. At some point, you have to demand that the Palestinians show that they can maintain peaceful relations before demanding the Israel give up concessions. At some pointy, we really should blame the groups and people who are actually continuing and perpetuating this conflict. But for some strange reason, you're so caught up in the assumption that the Palestinians are the victims and therefore should never be held to account for their actions.

I'm sorry. I don't buy that.

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Common-sense, History and Humanity condemn your arguments, along with the innocent lives of those unfortunate enough to live between a few maverick terrorists and a US-sponsored Israeli genocidic administration.


No. They don't. You've just been so brainwashed into the idea that sprinkling magic peace-dust around will work that you don't see the reality. History and humanity shows us that the vast majority of conflicts are only resolved via a military action which is allowed to progress to it's end point (ie: there's a winner and a loser). Stepping in to stop said conflicts in the name of "peace" almost always result in a longer and bloodier conflict than if you'd just let them fight it out from the get-go.

But altruism trumps reality every time unfortunately. And so you idiots keep on insisting that even though the freedoms you enjoy every single day were won at the hard cost of massive military action with large civilian casualties and suffering that somehow this gives you the right to experiment with the conflicts of others by insisting that they fight always in half actions. You ignore what worked for you and apply non-tested social theories that make you feel better and more "civilized" back at home while massively increasing the suffering among those you view as ignorant savages suffering most from a lack of your own enlightenment.


So no. Damn you Nobby. Your self righteousness is false, and if you'd stop and look at how the world actually is instead of some imaginary dream version you haughtily think you can force upon the rest of the world, you'd know it.
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#230 Jan 06 2009 at 5:09 PM Rating: Good
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I'm betting about a 9-17% chance that radioactive fallout stops this conflict.

Edited, Jan 6th 2009 8:13pm by Timelordwho
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#231 Jan 06 2009 at 5:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'd say you couldn't possibly be more clueless about the tactical situation here, but there's still at least a week to go.



You think they have that many security fence post tube rockets left?

The internet used to be made of tubes. Then hamas used them all to make rockets!
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#232REDACTED, Posted: Jan 06 2009 at 8:14 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I dont understand how you people can rationolize what hammas is doing. Those Palestinians have no value for life, they go home evrey day eat the same things, (Pitta, cheese, humus, and tomatos) and **** out 10-12 children. They are like robots programed to eat, sleep, pray and change anything that is diffrent then themselvs. The value of life in the palestinian culture is near worthless and in effect they have no problem sending there kids to get blown up. They treat their fammilys like dogs. Oh yeah, and did you know they sell their daughters? ya when they get married they have to pay for their wives.
#233 Jan 06 2009 at 9:58 PM Rating: Excellent
Nobody in here supports Hamas you racist twat.

This situation has some similarities to back in the day when the US colonies (Israel) were fighting Indians (Palestinians). These cultures were vastly different in everything from religion to the colors of their skin (Although to be fair, Judaism & the Muslim religion(s) have a lot more in common than Indian religions & Christianity). A bunch of white guys with bigger guns moved in (Israel)& pushed the Indians (Palestinians)out. Some Indians fought, others compromised, all Indians ended up getting screwed.

They were eventually given "reservations" (Palestine) & even some of those were given to the white people (Israeli settlements).

The Indians were very upset about all of this, but besides mostly unconventional warfare, there was little they could do to stop it.

They were outgunned & out manned.

But some of them never gave up & died for what they believed in.

Now, this didn't make it right when some Indians took slaves, raped women, & or killed women & children. A lot of the time, these were "rogue" elements, much like Hamas is a "rogue" element within the Arab world.

But after being **** on time after time, is it any wonder that the some of the least extreme Indians supported these rogue elements?

The solution back then was basically genocide, which worked! But in hindsight was a terrible fucking thing to do to any people regardless of their religion or color of their skin.

Should we have killed EVERY SINGLE Indian to prevent the taking of slaves, the raping of women, & the killing of women & children?

Hell no.

Sp then should Israel kill every Palestinian because of the actions of a few?

If Israel wanted to, they could turn Palestine into a parking lot. But hell, at least their attempting to only kill terrorists & not commit genocide.

Got to hand it to those Jews, they aren't a fan of the old Genocide.

Wonder why?
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#234 Jan 06 2009 at 10:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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In that case, sirs, your more then welcome to go buy a C4 and blow yourself up. You would fit in with the rest of the palestinians.



The C4 is pretty roomy dude, but i don't think you would get all the Palestinians in there at once?!

You f'ucking ignorant racist f'uck.

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#235 Jan 06 2009 at 10:09 PM Rating: Excellent
Also, it's too bad those Jews are so stingy with their $, otherwise Palestinian run casinos could be the answer!
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#236 Jan 06 2009 at 10:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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I dont understand how you people can rationolize what hammas is doing. Those Palestinians have no value for life, they go home evrey day eat the same things, (Pitta, cheese, humus, and tomatos) and **** out 10-12 children. They are like robots programed to eat, sleep, pray and change anything that is diffrent then themselvs. The value of life in the palestinian culture is near worthless and in effect they have no problem sending there kids to get blown up. They treat their fammilys like dogs. Oh yeah, and did you know they sell their daughters? ya when they get married they have to pay for their wives.

That being said, I hope you all realize how much value life has for the Israelis and the Israeli culture. When only two Israeli solders were captured in Lebenon during the Lebanon war in 2006, (tortured to death), Israel released over 1,500 LIVE terrorists for the body of those two solders so they could have a proper burial. Israel has health care, higher education and cultural diversity. Its ridicoulous how you guys can rationolize Hamases backwardness.

Hamas DOES NOT want peace, and there is nothing Israel OR the world can do about the way they live. Its their culture and its near impossible to change a culture like that. Politics hasent worked so far, Israel is trying something it dosent want to do, but dosent really have a choice anymore. Thats Force.

I think its pathetic how you guys are pounding on Israel, they're being forced to do the dirty work that the world dosent want to do, and a little support would be nice.

Then again you could always just be the guy who likes living in caves, being poor and bringing tons of children too the world, buying your wife, praying all day for the death of other innocent human beings, and ofcourse having no value for life. (Korran promotes all these things)
In that case, sirs, your more then welcome to go buy a C4 and blow yourself up. You would fit in with the rest of the palestinians.


Why hello again Varrus.

Edited, Jan 7th 2009 1:33am by Timelordwho
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#237REDACTED, Posted: Jan 07 2009 at 1:29 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) OmegaVegeta, like you said, Israel has no intention on wipping out the Gaza strip for whatever reasons (probabbly historical). But I have an idea, flame it as much as you want for its not very humane:
#238 Jan 07 2009 at 5:52 AM Rating: Good
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OmegaVegeta, like you said, Israel has no intention on wipping out the Gaza strip for whatever reasons (probabbly historical). But I have an idea, flame it as much as you want for its not very humane:

Say Israel were to turn gaza into a parking lot (then there would be room for the C4's Paulsol) what I beleive would happen would be;

A lot of unhappy people all over the world, probabbly some jewish/israeli murders/boycotts ect ect
Israel would not have Hamas as a problem from the south, Egypt wouldent dare attack Israel, the peace treaties with Jordan and Egypt would probabbly break (big deal) and there would be silent economic tentions between the arab countries and Israel. To the north, Syria and Lebanon would probabbly be scared sh*tless, they are still recovering from the lebanon war. Israel would proabbly gets dropped from the UN, but it would be back there in a good 20 years. North america would probabbly look down on the act, but forgive it with time. And eastern Asia will probabbly just look at it as just another genocide and remain purey economic partners with Israel. Israel still produces some of the most brilliant minds in the world when it comes to technology and agriculture, so i dont see Israels economics as a problem. If you need agricultural technology to live, your not going let your prejudicies get in the way.

Extremly unlikely given the Jewish peoples history but just a thought.

Flame as much as u want


I have a pediction too:

If Israel did it, Nuclear World War III would prevent you from ever posting anything on the internet ever again.

And that would almost make up for the end of the world.

Almost...
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#239 Jan 07 2009 at 6:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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If Israel did it, Nuclear World War III would prevent you from ever posting anything on the internet ever again.
I thought the whole point of the internet was so we could continue posting after WWIII.
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#240 Jan 07 2009 at 7:09 AM Rating: Good
I'm bunkerless.

Perhaps we should start building a vault akin to Fallout's so we're prepared for the inevitable.
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#241 Jan 07 2009 at 9:46 AM Rating: Good
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I'm bunkerless.

Perhaps we should start building a vault akin to Fallout's so we're prepared for the inevitable.
I live 4 miles from a major military base, i get a bright light and a free cremation.

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#242 Jan 07 2009 at 10:06 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm bunkerless.

Perhaps we should start building a vault akin to Fallout's so we're prepared for the inevitable.
I live 4 miles from a major military base, i get a bright light and a free cremation.


Same. Smiley: frown
#243 Jan 07 2009 at 10:39 AM Rating: Good
They say Omaha will be targeted, but I still think we get to deal with the fallout Smiley: frown
#244 Jan 07 2009 at 2:21 PM Rating: Decent
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A lot of unhappy people all over the world, probabbly some jewish/israeli murders/boycotts ect ect
Israel would not have Hamas as a problem from the south, Egypt wouldent dare attack Israel, the peace treaties with Jordan and Egypt would probabbly break (big deal) and there would be silent economic tentions between the arab countries and Israel.


Iran would attack the next day, Russia and China would prevent the US from getting involved in a meaningful way and Israel would cease to exist by the end of the week. Nukes or not, Israel can't *really* do anything that would revoke a large scale response. Thanks for playing.

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#245 Jan 07 2009 at 2:31 PM Rating: Decent
This is like a verbal game of risk.

Actually, it isn't much like a verbal game of risk at all, but I wanted to say something.
#246 Jan 07 2009 at 3:34 PM Rating: Default
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Nobody in here supports Hamas you racist twat.


By supporting actions that aid them, you are. You may justify it as some kind of humanitarian position, but I think it's beyond question that every round of cease fire, placement of US peace keepers, and humanitarian aid to Gaza since Hamas took control has resulted in an escalation of violence against Israel. They use the cease fires to reposition and re-arm. They use the peacekeepers and designated "safe spots" as shields. They use the humanitarian aid to buy rockets.

That is the reality.

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This situation has some similarities to back in the day when the US colonies (Israel) were fighting Indians (Palestinians). These cultures were vastly different in everything from religion to the colors of their skin (Although to be fair, Judaism & the Muslim religion(s) have a lot more in common than Indian religions & Christianity). A bunch of white guys with bigger guns moved in (Israel)& pushed the Indians (Palestinians)out. Some Indians fought, others compromised, all Indians ended up getting screwed.


Other than the fact that the Palestinians of the day included Jews as well as other religions. And the fact that the region was sparsely populated until the Zionists came along and spent millions of dollars and decades of labor irrigating large sections of land there. But other than that, sure...


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The solution back then was basically genocide, which worked! But in hindsight was a terrible fucking thing to do to any people regardless of their religion or color of their skin.


Yes. There were terrible things done. But that also does not mean that we swing the pendulum of public opinion so far in the other direction that we ignore massive amounts of violence from groups like Hamas because they're part of a group we view as victims.

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Should we have killed EVERY SINGLE Indian to prevent the taking of slaves, the raping of women, & the killing of women & children?


We didn't kill ever single Native American (else I wouldn't be here), and no one's killing every single Palestinian. Can we please stop with the hyperbole here? The objective of Israel is to disarm and defeat Hamas. This is no different than any other nation in history responding to aggression by a neighbor with military force.


Tell you what? Why don't you do a tiny bit of research and dig up the percentage of Israeli dead over the last 8 years from Palestinian attack that consisted of soldiers versus civilians and compare it to the same percentage of Palestinians killed by Israel. Get back to me when you're done and explain how exactly it's the Israelis who are slaughtering innocent civilians in all of this...

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Sp then should Israel kill every Palestinian because of the actions of a few?


For the same reason they're building a secret moon base to further their plot to destroy the world with a super death ray. They're not.


Let's look at what's actually happening ok?
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By supporting actions that aid them


The way you aid Al Queda by using gasoline?
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By supporting actions that aid them


The way you aid Al Queda by using gasoline?


I think there's a lot more degrees of separation between me buying a gallon of gasoline and some funds ending up in an Al Queda bank account, then there are between the UN providing humanitarian aid to Gaza which is used to buy rockets to fire at Israel, and the UN establishing "safe" no-fire zones, which are used by Hamas as launching points for said rockets, and the UN providing ambulances to Gaza which are used as military transports for Hamas to get the rockets and the guys firing them into position.

Don't you agree?
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#249 Jan 07 2009 at 8:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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I think there's a lot more degrees of separation between me buying a gallon of gasoline and some funds ending up in an Al Queda bank account, then there are between the UN providing humanitarian aid to Gaza which is used to buy rockets to fire at Israel, and the UN establishing "safe" no-fire zones, which are used by Hamas as launching points for said rockets, and the UN providing ambulances to Gaza which are used as military transports for Hamas to get the rockets and the guys firing them into position.

Don't you agree?


There are the same number of degrees.
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I think there's a lot more degrees of separation between me buying a gallon of gasoline and some funds ending up in an Al Queda bank account, then there are between the UN providing humanitarian aid to Gaza which is used to buy rockets to fire at Israel, and the UN establishing "safe" no-fire zones, which are used by Hamas as launching points for said rockets, and the UN providing ambulances to Gaza which are used as military transports for Hamas to get the rockets and the guys firing them into position.

Don't you agree?


There are the same number of degrees.


I'm not even sure how to respond to that. It's like me saying that a bic lighter has a smaller flame than a campfire and you just saying "No it doesn't!". It's surreal world or something...
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I'm not arguing whether the flame is higher, Rather that the separation between flame and fuel is the same.
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