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#27 Jan 04 2009 at 8:18 AM Rating: Decent
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This wedding would be a good chance. It's better than even money that the land of mimes and mistresses is going to deny me an entry visa for reasons I can't go into


You pretended to be Sarkozy when on the phone to Sarah Palin? Your presence in France is considered a war crime by the UN? You're the leader of the "Frenchies Out!" party? You spoke out against the rank French cheeses on national television? You have an infectious condition? You're the sixth Beatle? On your last trip to France, you got drunk and mistook the Eiffel tower for a skittle and your vehicle for a bowling ball?

Oh right, you can't go into it. I guess I'll never know.

Or WILL I?

Nah, probably not.

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#28 Jan 04 2009 at 8:23 AM Rating: Decent
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you got drunk and mistook the Eiffel tower for a skittle and your veichle for a bowling ball?


If it weren't for the context I would assume he tried to eat the Eiffel tower and taste the rainbow...

Crazy Europeans.
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#29 Jan 04 2009 at 8:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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How's that going Red?

This wedding would be a good chance. It's better than even money that the land of mimes and mistresses is going to deny me an entry visa for reasons I can't go into, and also likely can't resolve in time to make it. Nexa will be running amok hammered on cheap Beaujolais, unescorted!


So you´ll be all alone in he US, then? Smiley: sly

Ok, that´s enough, it´s far too gay and crepy for my liking.

What did you do then? Join the Algerian forces during the war? No, not old enough. Green Peace activist on the Rainbow Warrior? No, not hippy enough. Communist? No, we actually like them. Did you wreck havoc in France like Lian Neeson in that movie where his daughter gets abducted by Albanians to become a prostitute so he goes there to find her and ends-up single-handedly defeatin the military, police, secret services, as well as the whole of the organised crime syndicate? Man, that was a rubbish movie...
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#30 Jan 04 2009 at 8:41 AM Rating: Good
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What did you do then? Join the Algerian forces during the war? No, not old enough. Green Peace activist on the Rainbow Warrior? No, not hippy enough. Communist? No, we actually like them. Did you wreck havoc in France like Lian Neeson in that movie where his daughter gets abducted by Albanians to become a prostitute so he goes there to find her and ends-up single-handedly defeatin the military, police, secret services, as well as the whole of the organised crime syndicate?

I drove a truck to a University and attended a class in June.

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#31 Jan 04 2009 at 8:44 AM Rating: Decent
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You monster.
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#32 Jan 04 2009 at 8:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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But some OTHER guy named Smasharoo may or may not have done some interesting things that put about 2% of the Irish descendants in America on a list.

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#33 Jan 05 2009 at 10:27 AM Rating: Good
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the land of mimes and mistresses is going to deny me an entry visa for reasons I can't go into
Smash was caught giving Carla Bruni a good seeing to.

You heard it here 1st Smiley: nod
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#34 Jan 05 2009 at 10:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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I found a hat for you, Nexa.

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Seriously, if anyone looks askance just tell them, "I'm from Maine. Rural Maine."

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#35 Jan 05 2009 at 11:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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I found a hat for you, Nexa.

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Seriously, if anyone looks askance just tell them, "I'm from Maine. Rural Maine."



I bet that hat could hold a fair number of fishing lures, and I could probably mount a small rifle on the back.

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#36 Jan 05 2009 at 11:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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Plus, you could bring in a cask of wine as a surprise.

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#37 Jan 05 2009 at 1:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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Plus, you could bring in a cask of wine as a surprise.



I was thinking of bringing a box of wine and some american cheese-food as a gift.

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#38 Jan 05 2009 at 1:06 PM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
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Plus, you could bring in a cask of wine as a surprise.



I was thinking of bringing a box of wine and some american cheese-food as a gift.

Nexa


Bring them some genuine Maine made Vodka. And damn, it's good Vodka. Made from Presque Isle potatoes.

Edited, Jan 5th 2009 4:06pm by Annabella
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#39 Jan 05 2009 at 1:07 PM Rating: Decent
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Nexa wrote:
Samira wrote:
Plus, you could bring in a cask of wine as a surprise.



I was thinking of bringing a box of wine and some american cheese-food as a gift.

Nexa


Easy Cheese would make an excellent first impression.
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#40 Jan 05 2009 at 1:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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Baron von Annabella wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Samira wrote:
Plus, you could bring in a cask of wine as a surprise.



I was thinking of bringing a box of wine and some american cheese-food as a gift.

Nexa


Bring them some genuine Maine made Vodka. And damn, it's good Vodka. Made from Presque Isle potatoes.

Edited, Jan 5th 2009 4:06pm by Annabella


Are you a good judge of vodka, because I just may if it's actually good. I don't drink the stuff...well, certainly not first and with all of my judgment intact.

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#41 Jan 05 2009 at 2:33 PM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
Baron von Annabella wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Samira wrote:
Plus, you could bring in a cask of wine as a surprise.



I was thinking of bringing a box of wine and some american cheese-food as a gift.

Nexa


Bring them some genuine Maine made Vodka. And damn, it's good Vodka. Made from Presque Isle potatoes.

Edited, Jan 5th 2009 4:06pm by Annabella


Are you a good judge of vodka, because I just may if it's actually good. I don't drink the stuff...well, certainly not first and with all of my judgment intact.

Nexa


Yes, I am. It's the only hard alcohol that I feel confident in judging and I've had alot in all sorts of places.It's really good.
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#42 Jan 05 2009 at 3:51 PM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
Are you a good judge of vodka, because I just may if it's actually good. I don't drink the stuff...well, certainly not first and with all of my judgment intact.

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Either Smash is neglecting his duties, or he secretly wants all the Vodka for himself. Not really sure which...
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#43 Jan 05 2009 at 4:11 PM Rating: Decent
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Either Smash is neglecting his duties, or he secretly wants all the Vodka for himself. Not really sure which...

Been busy spending the GDP of small African nation on wine, instead. Actually, that's hardly true, we're both unsophisticated enough to suffer through $20 bottles.

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#44 Jan 05 2009 at 4:22 PM Rating: Good
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Either Smash is neglecting his duties, or he secretly wants all the Vodka for himself. Not really sure which...

Been busy spending the GDP of small African nation on wine, instead. Actually, that's hardly true, we're both unsophisticated enough to suffer through $20 bottles.



Isn't $20 the GDP of some small African nations?
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#45 Jan 06 2009 at 1:52 AM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:

Either Smash is neglecting his duties, or he secretly wants all the Vodka for himself. Not really sure which...

Been busy spending the GDP of small African nation on wine, instead. Actually, that's hardly true, we're both unsophisticated enough to suffer through $20 bottles.



Someone is too good for Two Buck Chuck.
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#46 Jan 06 2009 at 3:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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Baron von Annabella wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Samira wrote:
Plus, you could bring in a cask of wine as a surprise.



I was thinking of bringing a box of wine and some american cheese-food as a gift.

Nexa


Bring them some genuine Maine made Vodka. And damn, it's good Vodka. Made from Presque Isle potatoes.

Edited, Jan 5th 2009 4:06pm by Annabella


Confession for Anna, since I'm not a vodka drinker: I had never heard of Cold River Vodka until you linked it, and thought when you mentioned Maine vodka that you were going to suggest Orloff...which is bottled in Lewiston, hahahaha. God, it makes me feel sick to even think of smelling Orloff, hahahaha.

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#47 Jan 06 2009 at 3:59 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
Baron von Annabella wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Samira wrote:
Plus, you could bring in a cask of wine as a surprise.



I was thinking of bringing a box of wine and some american cheese-food as a gift.

Nexa


Bring them some genuine Maine made Vodka. And damn, it's good Vodka. Made from Presque Isle potatoes.

Edited, Jan 5th 2009 4:06pm by Annabella


Confession for Anna, since I'm not a vodka drinker: I had never heard of Cold River Vodka until you linked it, and thought when you mentioned Maine vodka that you were going to suggest Orloff...which is bottled in Lewiston, hahahaha. God, it makes me feel sick to even think of smelling Orloff, hahahaha.

Nexa


Ew, Orloff. No. Cold River because at my heart, I'm a County girl and like to see others succeed, especially with such a good product.
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