Now, I know you might find it shocking that someone as cool and together as myself has New Year's resolutions, but, believe it or not, there are things that even Kile J Barkingturtle can improve upon. Forthwith, and without further adieu, I'll just read you my resolutions right from this here list:
At the top of my list: "Continue to kick ***".
And then I hope to "Be as bad as I know I can be".
Also, to "Really put it out there, and by it I mean BT's mojo".
In addition, I plan to "Give it as good as I get it", "Be all that and more",
and "Lose my shyness, vis a vis the rocket in my pocket".
Plus, I plan to "Work my voodoo on the lady fans", "Take a thorn out of some cat's paw", and "Build a shrine to my own bad ***".
Then, it's time to "Give the demons what for", "Spare the rod and spoil the face", and "Continue to kick ***"
After which, I'll "Show the bad men what it's all about", "Release a dove from a ghetto rooftop", and "Cradle a newborn baby in the ruins of a church".
Finally, this year, I will "Stick it to all the suckas", and I'm gonna "Show the man that I mean bidness".
..and I'm gonna "finally finish that novel."