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#27 Dec 23 2008 at 7:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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follow the bible as the literal 'word of God'
You keep laboring under the false belief that taking every word of the Bible literally is required for beliving that the Bible is divine scripture.

Jesus spoke in parables. Much of the Old Testament was prophecy meant to be taken symbolicly. The book of Revelation was written in a manner heavily laden with Judaic symbolism which would be understood by recently converted Jewish Christians but not by the Gentile Romans lacking in the same Temple education. Regardless, Jews and Christians alike have viewed the scriptures of the Old & New Testaments as divinely created (obviously not the NT for the Jews).

You can make an argument about which parts should be taken symbolicly or literally or whatever -- or even that nothing in the book should be taken as truth -- but your insistance that any legitimate Christians treat the entire book as literal from cover to cover speaks more of your ignorance regarding the book itself than it says anything about the denominations which don't do so.

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#28 Dec 23 2008 at 7:42 PM Rating: Default
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You keep laboring under the false belief that taking every word of the Bible literally is required for beliving that the Bible is divine scripture.


If a person believes that the Bible is in fact divine scripture, then surely it follows that the Bible is literally true and correct. Or are you saying that God is in fact fallable?

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You can make an argument about which parts should be taken symbolicly or literally or whatever


Thanks. But no, I can't.

I wasn't there for the events that are described. And as far as I'm aware, no-one alive today was either. Wich is why I continue to ponder and question the unshakeable and fervent belief that otherwise seemingly sensible people continue to display when it comes to defending the writings contained therein regardless of the mountain of evidence availiable that tells us that ressurection from the dead (for example) is impossible.
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#29 Dec 23 2008 at 7:51 PM Rating: Good
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paulsol wrote:
If a person believes that the Bible is in fact divine scripture, then surely it follows that the Bible is literally true and correct.
Huh? No.
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Or are you saying that God is in fact fallable?
No, I'm not.
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Thanks. But no, I can't.
Sure you can. "None of it" is still an argument. Stop selling yourself short.
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#30 Dec 23 2008 at 7:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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Here, let's do a simple one:
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The law of the wise is a fountain of life, that he may decline from the ruin of death.
If I fail to believe that the law of the wise is a literal fountain, the waters of which will give life and prevent me from dying, does this mean I'm not properly following the Bible? Or am I allowed to understand that this passage is meant to be taken symbolicly?
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#31 Dec 23 2008 at 8:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Matt 1.[18] Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost.


So taken symbolicly, wtf does this actually mean to someone who lives in the 21st century?
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#32 Dec 23 2008 at 8:18 PM Rating: Good
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My whole point is that beliefs based in religion are by definition, simple minded, or at the very least completely lacking in basic curiosity or logic.


The fact that you can't see the issue with that statement says a lot. It's prosaic enough to not even warrant a detailed argument. All I say is that you refuse to understand what you don't personally experience and that says alot about your lack of intellectual curiosity.

Edited, Dec 23rd 2008 11:19pm by Annabella
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#33 Dec 23 2008 at 8:30 PM Rating: Decent
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The fact that you can't see the issue with that statement says a lot. It's prosaic enough to not even warrant a detailed argument.


Cop out.

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All I say is that you refuse to understand what you don't personally experience and that says alot about your lack of intellectual curiosity.


Rubbish.

It takes exactly zero 'intellectual curiosity', on the other hand, to continue to follow a religeous dogma that has no basis in provable fact whatsoever, for the sole reason that you can't be ***** to keep up with the current availiable evidence based knowledge of the day.
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#34 Dec 23 2008 at 8:33 PM Rating: Good
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paulsol wrote:
So taken symbolicly, wtf does this actually mean to someone who lives in the 21st century?
You never answered my question. I never said that everything in the Bible was symbolic. You insisted that it must all be taken literally.
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The king made silver and gold as common in Jerusalem as stones
Does belief in the divine origin of the Bible require belief that there was an equal number of gold & silver chunks of metal as there were stones? Or can we agree that this wasn't meant to be taken literally?
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#35 Dec 23 2008 at 8:34 PM Rating: Good
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Rubbish.

It takes exactly zero 'intellectual curiosity', on the other hand, to continue to follow a religeous dogma that has no basis in provable fact whatsoever, for the sole reason that you can't be ***** to keep up with the current availiable evidence based knowledge of the day.


Meh, whatever. Your loss.

Edited, Dec 23rd 2008 11:35pm by Annabella
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#36 Dec 23 2008 at 8:43 PM Rating: Default
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You never answered my question. I never said that everything in the Bible was symbolic. You insisted that it must all be taken literally.


You need to have two sections in the bible. The 'Take it literally' section. And the 'Take it symbolicly' section.

Because as it stands at the moment, you are explaining to me that you've got a work of fact and a work of fiction and a work of fantasy all wrapped up in the same cover, with no index or footnotes or links.

In my simple and incurious mind (thanx Anna GFY) that is a recipe for disaster.

And it still does nothing whatsofuckingever to explain to me why someone would base their actions, thoughts and belief system around it.
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#37paulsol, Posted: Dec 23 2008 at 8:44 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Snappy retort!
#38 Dec 23 2008 at 8:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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You need to have two sections in the bible. The 'Take it literally' section. And the 'Take it symbolicly' section.

Because as it stands at the moment, you are explaining to me that you've got a work of fact and a work of fiction and a work of fantasy all wrapped up in the same cover, with no index or footnotes or links.

In my simple and incurious mind (thanx Anna GFY) that is a recipe for disaster.

And it still does nothing whatso@#%^ingever to explain to me why someone would base their actions, thoughts and belief system around it.
Right, that's totally what he's saying. You're in no way completely ignoring what he's actually saying and then putting new words in his mouth.

I'm curious though, you seem to have an actual hatred of the church, where a lot of other people who find it absurd simply leave it at that. Why?

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#39 Dec 23 2008 at 9:22 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm curious though, you seem to have an actual hatred of the church, where a lot of other people who find it absurd simply leave it at that. Why?

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Would be the easy answer.

The slightly longer answer is.

No, I dont hate the church. I dont hate anything really.

My opinion of the church is about equivelant to my opinion of astrology tho. Both are based in myth and superstition. Both are patronised by millions of people. Both use made up shit for superstitious peoples consumption. Both have no basis in fact. Both fly in the face of the current scientific knowledge concerning the universe and everything in it.

Yet whilst astrologers continue to quaintly tell people whats going to occur in their day, and people read it for entertainment and a giggle. The church on the other hand is taken seriously to the point that, for example if Barack Obama had said that he was an Atheist, theres no way on Earth he would have been elected, and that Sarah Palin who is a full-power Creationist was not even pulled up and seriously questioned as to what it was that she based that belief upon, and how that would affect her policy decisions.

I wonder what would have happened if Obama was found to be basing his foreign policy plans on the patterns made by the entrails of a freshly sacrificed goat? I fail to see any difference between Goat entrails, Nordic myths, Animism or the belief in Santa. And because I fail to see the difference i would like someone who 'believes' to explain to me the difference between goat entrails and Christianity. And when they have done that and I understand it, then I will cease to wonder why anyone takes anything the Pope says seriously.
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#40 Dec 23 2008 at 9:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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paulsol wrote:
You need to have two sections in the bible. The 'Take it literally' section. And the 'Take it symbolicly' section.
You still haven't answered my questions.
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#41 Dec 23 2008 at 9:38 PM Rating: Decent
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You still haven't answered my questions.


Thats the trouble with debating religeon. You get a shitload of evasions and poetry dressed up as an answer.

I expect you'll get used to it. Smiley: wink

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#42 Dec 23 2008 at 9:41 PM Rating: Default
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If I fail to believe that the law of the wise is a literal fountain, the waters of which will give life and prevent me from dying, does this mean I'm not properly following the Bible? Or am I allowed to understand that this passage is meant to be taken symbolicly?


And if you mean these questions.....

You're allowed to do whatever the Pope tells you you can do.

As long as you dont expect me to do it as well........
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#43 Dec 23 2008 at 10:02 PM Rating: Good
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I will cease to wonder why anyone takes anything the Pope says seriously.


You're among Catholics (And former Catholics) yet you appear to be the only one here who is taking the Pope seriously.

You got the bad touch in CCD, didn't you?
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#44 Dec 23 2008 at 10:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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paulsol wrote:
Thats the trouble with debating religeon. You get a shitload of evasions and poetry dressed up as an answer.

I expect you'll get used to it. Smiley: wink
It's the internet. I got used to blind half-cocked hostility serving in lieu of knowledgable responses a long time ago Smiley: laugh
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#45 Dec 23 2008 at 11:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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#46 Dec 24 2008 at 3:42 AM Rating: Good
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Meh, whatever. Your loss.


Snappy retort!


No, more like resignation. There are plenty of people who hate religion on Alla and it is always about how they can't understand why people cling to these beliefs when we have SCIENCE. And it's frustrating because it's like no one wants to think that perhaps religion serves other functions than being a scientific explanation for creation and that is why it hasn't been abandoned. It serves powerful sociological functions. It's pretty ******* obvious that is why it exists. Maybe if you thought a little less about your own hatred for religion and a little more about the purpose it served for other people, it'd be apparent to you.
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#47 Dec 24 2008 at 5:15 AM Rating: Decent
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paulsol wrote:
Thats the trouble with debating religeon. You get a shitload of evasions and poetry dressed up as an answer.

I expect you'll get used to it. Smiley: wink
It's the internet. I got used to blind half-cocked hostility serving in lieu of knowledgable responses a long time ago Smiley: laugh
No, fuck you!

Something like that, or with more relevance in the response?

Anyway, yes, the current Pope is an idiot and would have made a wonderful pope 40-50 years ago. The problem is that the Pope is invariably going to be "the voice of the past" as far as Catholicism is concerned.

...and that sometimes that "past" is a bit further back than it should be.
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I don't see what you were expecting from the Pope. A sudden admission that he was gay in high school? A speech abandoning divine providence and extolling human free will?

I mean, it's the Pope. It's like getting annoyed at puppies because they aren't kittens.
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#50 Dec 26 2008 at 7:21 AM Rating: Good
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No, more like resignation. There are plenty of people who hate religion on Alla and it is always about how they can't understand why people cling to these beliefs when we have SCIENCE. And it's frustrating because it's like no one wants to think that perhaps religion serves other functions than being a scientific explanation for creation and that is why it hasn't been abandoned. It serves powerful sociological functions. It's pretty @#%^ing obvious that is why it exists. Maybe if you thought a little less about your own hatred for religion and a little more about the purpose it served for other people, it'd be apparent to you.



Yes, it's intended purpose is to keep people being happy and good people. (And I realize that I am skimming over nuances for the sake of clarity.) The reason they have an issue with religion is more than likely because they view it as causing significantly more hatred and distress than goodwill. And a system for creating happy and good people that (they think) is broken should be changed or replaced with a system that does work. We don't use the same roads the Romans used, even if they did make pretty good roads, right?
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I've known any number of happy people full of goodwill, but anyway...
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And a system for creating happy and good people that (they think) is broken should be changed or replaced with a system that does work.
Which is funny since half this thread is someone telling me that it's wrong! wrong! that the Church would revise its stance regarding Creationism. Doesn't sound like anyone wanting a changed system to me.
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We don't use the same roads the Romans used, even if they did make pretty good roads, right?
We actually do use many of the same roads. We've repaved them or widened them or added street lights but millions of people are still traveling down the same line of real estate the Romans did.
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