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#1 Dec 23 2008 at 10:25 AM Rating: Good
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...Pope Benedicts Christmas speech was full of festive cheer!!


He's decided that the 'problems' of homosexuality are at least as important as the rapid destruction of the rainforests, saying that mankind needs to listen to the Language of Creation (you know, that belief about God Creating everything in 6 days. Yeah, that one that has NO proof whatsoever, but does have talking snakes in it..) and that homosexuality is the 'destruction of Gods work. Link

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"It is not outmoded metaphysics when the Church speaks of the nature of the human being as man and woman, and demands that this order of creation be respected. What is often expressed and understood by the term 'gender' is definitively resolved in the self-emancipation of the human being from creation and the Creator," he warned. "Man wants to create himself, and to decide always and exclusively on his own about what concerns him."


Hope he chokes on his xmas pudding.
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#2 Dec 23 2008 at 10:29 AM Rating: Good
I was cut off in traffic this morning by a guy with a "Marriage = 1 Man + 1 Woman" bumper sticker.

I guess that was an act of god.
#3 Dec 23 2008 at 10:45 AM Rating: Decent
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I thought this was going to be about that cross dressing politician.
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I was cut off in traffic this morning by a guy with a "Marriage = 1 Man + 1 Woman" bumper sticker.

I guess that was an act of god.


You know, It seems that the only people around town that have the "Marriage = 1 Man + 1 Woman" stickers also have a slew of other bogus crap on their bumpers too, like "Pray, a four letter word in our schools."

One guy's truck had those two, and about half a dozen others all over the tail gate.
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#5 Dec 23 2008 at 11:02 AM Rating: Decent
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Thanx for the rate-down rainforest hater! Smiley: glare
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#6 Dec 23 2008 at 11:38 AM Rating: Good
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I thought this was going to be about that cross dressing politician.


Sorry to dissapoint....

Here's something to cheer you up...

In 1999, Georgina Beyer became the worlds first transgender MP.......

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Traditionally, newly-elected MPs (in NZ) have the floor for 10 minutes to introduce themselves to their new colleagues. An excerpt from her speech follows:

Mr. Speaker, I can't help but mention the number of firsts that are in this Parliament. Our first Rastafarian… our first Polynesian woman… and yes, I have to say it, I guess, I am the first transsexual in New Zealand to be standing in this House of Parliament. This is a first not only in New Zealand, ladies and gentlemen, but also in the world. This is an historic moment. We need to acknowledge that this country of ours leads the way in so many aspects. We have led the way for women getting the vote. We have led the way in the past, and I hope we will do so again in the future in social policy and certainly in human rights.

Shortly afterwards, she said:

I was quoted once as saying that 'This was the stallion that became a gelding, and now she's a mayor.'* I suppose I do have to say that I have now found myself to be a Member! So I have come full circle, so to speak.


The Pope is still a twatfuck tho'.

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Speaking as part of the ****-Cabal, I don't know why anyone is outraged by the head of the Catholic Church expressing that homosexuality being a great sin.

News at 11, Bears **** in the woods too.
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#10 Dec 23 2008 at 11:46 AM Rating: Decent
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Who cares what the head of a paedophile ring thinks?


Amazingly, in this, the 21st century, over 1.1 billion people follow the medievel superstitious belief system that is known as Catholisism.

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#11 Dec 23 2008 at 11:47 AM Rating: Good
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I was cut off in traffic this morning by a guy with a "Marriage = 1 Man + 1 Woman" bumper sticker.

I guess that was an act of god.


You know, It seems that the only people around town that have the "Marriage = 1 Man + 1 Woman" stickers also have a slew of other bogus crap on their bumpers too, like "Pray, a four letter word in our schools."

One guy's truck had those two, and about half a dozen others all over the tail gate.


I saw one the other day that just cracked me up. It was an abnormally large bumper sticker, probably 3 times bigger than norm, and in huge red and blue letters it said UNBORN BABIES DO NOT CHOOSE TO DIE! All in caps. I dont know why this struck me as amusing, but I guess I just kind of imagined my old aunt, who can never type anything in less than full cap locks and it makes me feel she is yelling at me whenever I get an email from her. Oh yeah and the car had a doggy bobblehead on the dashboard. Classic. Smiley: lol
#12 Dec 23 2008 at 12:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Hope he chokes on his xmas pudding.
You're going to hell. [:devil:]
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#13 Dec 23 2008 at 12:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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Is it wrong to laugh at the improper placement of the article ad on the side that shows five little boys in red dresses playing in the snow?

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#14 Dec 23 2008 at 12:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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I don't know why anyone is outraged by the head of the Catholic Church expressing that homosexuality being a great sin.

News at 11, Bears sh*t in the woods too.
This.

Also, not to interject fact into a good ole fashioned Papal-hate fest but the Church hasn't espoused a belief in Six Day Creationism in decades. Compared to most Christian churches, the Vatican's belief in the Big Bang and Darwinian evolution is downright progressive.
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#15 Dec 23 2008 at 4:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Also, not to interject fact into a good ole fashioned Papal-hate fest but the Church hasn't espoused a belief in Six Day Creationism in decades. Compared to most Christian churches, the Vatican's belief in the Big Bang and Darwinian evolution is downright progressive.


O RLY?

Compared to most churches perhaps. But holding up one set of unsubstantiated superstitions in comparison to another is a bit like saying believing in faeries is obviously wrong, but its ok to believe in Leprechauns.
Whilst they havnt vehemently argued that the world and everything in it was thrown together in the classic 6 day timeframe for sometime now (probably because they know that its an untenable position to hold), they have re-framed their argument in such a way as to try and take credit for Darwinian Evolution.

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Concerning biological evolution, the Church does not have an official position on whether various life forms developed over the course of time. However, it says that, if they did develop, then they did so under the impetus and guidance of God, and their ultimate creation must be ascribed to him.



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Concerning human evolution, the Church has a more definite teaching. It allows for the possibility that man’s body developed from previous biological forms, under God’s guidance, but it insists on the special creation of his soul. Pope Pius XII declared that "the teaching authority of the Church does not forbid that, in conformity with the present state of human sciences and sacred theology, research and discussions . . . take place with regard to the doctrine of evolution, in as far as it inquires into the origin of the human body as coming from pre-existent and living matter—[but] the Catholic faith obliges us to hold that souls are immediately created by God" (Pius XII, Humani Generis 36). So whether the human body was specially created or developed, we are required to hold as a matter of Catholic faith that the human soul is specially created it did not evolve, and it is not inherited from our parents, as our bodies are.


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While the Church permits belief in either special creation or developmental creation on certain questions, it in no circumstances permits belief in atheistic evolution.


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The Catechism explains that "Scripture presents the work of the Creator symbolically as a succession of six days of divine ‘work,’ concluded by the ‘rest’ of the seventh day" (CCC 337), but "nothing exists that does not owe its existence to God the Creator. The world began when God’s word drew it out of nothingness; all existent beings, all of nature, and all human history is rooted in this primordial event, the very genesis by which the world was constituted and time begun"
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Try as I might, I cannot find any evidence (in the scientific sense of the word) quoted by the Vatican for any of their claims other than the usual 'its in the Bible' type thing.

Progressive? I don't think so.




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#16 Dec 23 2008 at 4:17 PM Rating: Good
The sole reason they're against it is because people that are gay usually don't have children in marriage*, which means less cradle Catholics to indoctrinate.

*Except the ones that adopt or had children from previous hetero marriages, but chances are they weren't Catholic anyway.

Edited, Dec 23rd 2008 7:17pm by catwho
#17 Dec 23 2008 at 4:33 PM Rating: Good
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catwho, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
The sole reason they're against it is because people that are gay usually don't have children in marriage*, which means less cradle Catholics to indoctrinate.

*Except the ones that adopt or had children from previous hetero marriages, but chances are they weren't Catholic anyway.

Edited, Dec 23rd 2008 7:17pm by catwho


Yeah, sure. Smiley: rolleyes
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The sole reason they're against it is because people that are gay usually don't have children in marriage*, which means less cradle Catholics to indoctrinate.


So, you reckon that they're worried about oursouls? They should explain it better then! If thats the case they should distribute KY and anti-chafe cream at Sunday Mass then. That'd fix it right up.

And no need for all this talk about eternal damnation!
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Compared to most churches perhaps
I'd be interested in hearing about Christian faiths which teach a more progressive stance on evolution and the formation of the universe. Bonus points if it's a major sect.
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Whilst they havnt vehemently argued that the world and everything in it was thrown together in the classic 6 day timeframe for sometime now
Just so we're clear then... you were wrong when you suggested otherwise back in the OP? Smiley: laugh
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(probably because they know that its an untenable position to hold)
Makes sense. After all, every other faith has given up on literal Creationism as well, right?

Well, I suppose at best the Church has shifted stances because they are sincerely attempting to merge faith and the wealth of knowledge gained about the sciences and, at worst, they shifted just because they're smarter than your standard Evangelical sect.

Of course the Church (and I assume any Judeo-Christian faith which allows belief in evolution) teaches that God was a guiding force in it. Omnipresence is a cornerstone of the deity in question. But we've moved along from a disdainful "you know, that belief about God Creating everything in 6 days", right?
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Progressive? I don't think so.
You started out agreeing that they were more progressive than "most" churches and end up denying it. Weird.

I'm not saying that the Church is right about this, that or anything. I was just pointing out that you overshot your facts back when you were drawing from your well of indignation in the OP. Getting basic facts wrong doesn't help your greater case Smiley: smile

Edited, Dec 23rd 2008 7:02pm by Jophiel
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Of course the Church (and I assume any Judeo-Christian faith which allows belief in evolution) teaches that God was a guiding force in it. Omnipresence is a cornerstone of the deity in question. But we've moved along from a disdainful "you know, that belief about God Creating everything in 6 days", right?


Well thats right where I get confuzzled, you see.....

If the bible is the 'werd of God', and God is infallible, how come people of religeon get to pick and choose wich bits they are going to believe. And upon what criteria do they base that upon?

In the bible it says God created the Heavan and the Earth and all its peripherals in 6 days. He put Adam and Eve on it in a garden and all was good. Until a talking snake rocked up and pointed out Eves Bewbs to Adam, and then it all went to shit. (I'm paraphrasing here)

Also talked about is Great Floods, boats with a pair of each type of animal on it, virgin births, miracles, ressurecting the dead and on and on.....

Now here we are in 2008, and (especially moderate) religeous folk are saying 'actually, You know what..I'm not so sure about the Ark, or the Garden of Eden' or Hell actually being a real place or whatever but I'm going to keep believing in the crucifiction (oops) and the ressurection and the dying for our sins bits'.


So my question is really, how come its ok to "move along"?. How do people who confess a belief in God and follow a religeon like Christianity reconcile their belief in the Bible as the 'Word of God' with their decision to actually pick and choose wich bits of it they are going to believe fully and wich bits they are going to say ' well, it was written a long time ago, and we've moved on a bit since then'?

It seems to be the biggest cop-out imo. If you are a believer and a follower of faith, shouldn't the whole thing be a 'believed'? Where does it say that its permitted for the individual to cherry pick the bits that suit? And if it isn't permitted why is everyone from the Pope downwards doing exactly that?

My indignation about churches and religeon (as opposed to spirituality) comes from the hypocricy and self delusion of its leaders and its followers in regards to their effortless ability to use the Bible or whichever text they are using, to support their views whilst totally ignoring other parts of the same text (wich should surely be as valid if indeed they were written by their chosen deity, when it comes to subjects they dont agree with any more.

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If the bible is the 'werd of God', and God is infallible, how come people of religeon get to pick and choose wich bits they are going to believe. And upon what criteria do they base that upon?
Regardless of whether or not you understand or agree with how they arrived at their current state of beliefs, we have established that the Catholic Church isn't the place to go for a good sit-down lesson in literal Six Day Creationism. Which is the point I was making. I'm not really interested in a long (and most likely dull and cyclical) debate about how anyone arrived at their modern doctrine.

You know, it's okay to just say "Yeah, I fucked that one up. I didn't know that the Church didn't teach that" and skip all the trappings where you make sure we all know that you don't like the Church.
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You know, it's okay to just say "Yeah, I @#%^ed that one up. I didn't know that the Church didn't teach that" and skip all the trappings where you make sure we all know that you don't like the Church.


I've notice that this particular kind of retardery on the internet where people bemoan the church for narrow-minded thinking while making simple minded accusations against anyone with beliefs based in any religion and not considering the inherent hypocrisy of that stance. It's also quite artless because they never discuss the issues with certain churches in any nuanced ways.

Edited, Dec 23rd 2008 9:09pm by Annabella
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I'm not really interested in a long (and most likely dull and cyclical) debate about how anyone arrived at their modern doctrine.


But its Christmas FFS!
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I've notice that this particular kind of retardery on the internet where people bemoan the church for narrow-minded thinking while making simple minded accusations against anyone with beliefs based in any religion and not considering the inherent hypocrisy of that stance.


Even I couldn't accuse the church of 'narrow minded thinking'. They believe in virgin birth and ressurection for goodness sake! Theres nothing narrow minded in that for sure.

I do however bemoan the fact that they happily base their lives around something that flys in the face of all known evidence to the contrary, and then expect to be taken seriously by the rest of us when they hold forth with opinions about sex/marriage/morals/life/rainforests/the universe and everything in between. And not only that, but whilst holding up their 'rule-book' as the definative and final word on any subject you can name, they simultaneously deny aspects of the same text that don't suit them.

I have, in a certain way, more respect for the rabid evangelical creationist than the moderate Christian.*

Whereas the rabid fundamentalist is quite happy in their astounding ignorance and lack of curiosity, to follow the bible as the literal 'word of God', all those half ***** believers who go to church once a week to keep up appearances and are the people I mentioned above who pick and choose wich bits they want to believe this week, are the worst kind of hypocrites.

I'm not sure wether they are deluding themselves into believing that God wont notice their coveting their neighbours wife or their blaspheming, or that they are sitting in church totally comfortable with pretending to believe in the Virgin birth as well as pretending to understand Darwinian Evolutionary theory.

I'm truly curious to know what moderate Christians believe in. And why.

If, Annabella, you are unable to see the difference between my stance, wich is based in the 'scientific' realm of evidence and observation, and the Popes (or whichever religeous leader you care to name), wich is based in superstition and the supernatural, then thats fine. But I would appreciate it that if you are going to respond, that you do so after having a bit of a think first, and not just coming up with a crappy "people bemoan the church for narrow-minded thinking while making simple minded accusations against anyone with beliefs based in any religion and not considering the inherent hypocrisy of that stance.. "load of bollox. My whole point is that beliefs based in religion are by definition, simple minded, or at the very least completely lacking in basic curiosity or logic. Whilst that may have been acceptable to the population at large in the not so distant past when the Church was the law, I find it impossible to understand in the 21st century when there has been so much progress made in the many fields of science to fully explain with real proof, real evidence how evolution or cosmology or chemistry or genetics actually function. And yet theres millions of people around the world who still refuse to acknowledge what is right in front of them, but still insist on clinging to a medievel superstition that tells them that 'God done it'.



*Written for effect. I have no respect whatsover for fundamentalists of any stripe.

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They believe in virgin birth


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