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#27 Dec 22 2008 at 3:59 PM Rating: Good
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Vagina Dentata,
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Nobby wrote:
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My kid is 18 months and doesnt say a single intelligible word.

Probably just stupid. Most kids that don't speak in complete sentences by age 2 turn out to just be rock fucking stupid adults. I gather it's largely genetic.

Happy Holidays.

I still cherish the translation of De Profundis you sent me when you were 3


Was there spell check back then?
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#28 Dec 22 2008 at 4:00 PM Rating: Good
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Baron von Annabella wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:

My kid is 18 months and doesnt say a single intelligible word.

Probably just stupid. Most kids that don't speak in complete sentences by age 2 turn out to just be rock fucking stupid adults. I gather it's largely genetic.

Happy Holidays.

I still cherish the translation of De Profundis you sent me when you were 3


Was there spell check back then?
Their whas indede
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#29 Dec 22 2008 at 4:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:

My kid is 18 months and doesnt say a single intelligible word.

Probably just stupid. Most kids that don't speak in complete sentences by age 2 turn out to just be rock fucking stupid adults. I gather it's largely genetic.

Happy Holidays.



I wonder if many early readers have much difficulty discerning the difference between radar imagery and maps as adults. Just because it isn't an issue for me doesn't mean it's not a common problem.

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#30 Dec 22 2008 at 4:13 PM Rating: Decent
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I still cherish the translation of De Profundis you sent me when you were 3

Pfff, translation. I wrote that **** from scratch. In fact, I inscribed the entire versio vulgata on the inside of my father's left ******** when I was a gamete.

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#31 Dec 23 2008 at 6:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm just trying to get over the fact that Ashe is 2.

Weren't you just pregnant yesterday?! Smiley: mad
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#32 Dec 23 2008 at 7:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sir Exodus wrote:
I'm just trying to get over the fact that Ashe is 2.

Weren't you just pregnant yesterday?! Smiley: mad


She's pregnant today, man.
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#33 Dec 23 2008 at 7:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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Lady Tare wrote:
Sir Exodus wrote:
I'm just trying to get over the fact that Ashe is 2.

Weren't you just pregnant yesterday?! Smiley: mad


She's pregnant today, man.



Well, my timing was just fantastic then? Smiley: laugh
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#34 Dec 23 2008 at 11:33 PM Rating: Good
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I tried to find something similar for my nephew, unfortunately we get the dredges of the toy barrels over here and shipping to my country + customs cost two arms, a leg, and a gonad, so no thanks.

DSD, of course you realize you're now mommy-bound to deliver some kind of video documentary of the kids with their new toys.
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#35 Dec 24 2008 at 4:30 AM Rating: Good
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Hah, we put together Mia's Mia-sized barbie Jeep last night and I found myself giggling with excitement. I told myself that it was because she was going to sh*t her pants when she saw it, but really I think it's because I would have sh*t my pants as a 4 year old if I'd ever received something like that.

Yay for Christmas!
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