In the spirit of HannuKwanzaMas, I present the annual Quiz.
The prize is a CD or Book of my choosing, which I'll get those nice Amazon elves to ship out to the winner.
The challenge, as usual, is not necessarily to be right, but to be interesting, amusing, or (in the case of Allafemmes) to post pics of their Bewbs.
Closing date is Midnight (GMT/UTC) Saturday 20th December.
1 ~ The standard means of categorising living creatures uses two latin names; the 'genus' and the 'species'. How many fingers am I holding up?
B ~ If Nexa, DSD, Nadenue, Yanari, Flea'Lo, Pikko, Darqflame and Thumbelyna were to oil their naked bodies and pass a grape from one to the other using only their breasts, how much would you pay for the mpeg?
Third ~ Ralph Nader. Why?
Next ~ If Canada were to invade Alaska, how much change would you get from a $20?
7 ~ What's the collective noun for Katie?
vi ~ Who would win in a fight between John "Yippee-Ky-Aye" McClane and ToUtem's Black Snake? Use diagrams where necessary.
2a ~ Spell "tarv"
Delta ~ If you could have any car in the world, what is 4 x 9 x Jophiel's Post-count x Kelvyquayo's Karma Score?
last ~ Here's the punchline. Write the preceding joke:
". . . and that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree"
Off you go.
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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1 ~ The standard means of categorising living creatures uses two latin names; the 'genus' and the 'species'. How many fingers am I holding up?
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B ~ If Nexa, DSD, Nadenue, Yanari, Flea'Lo, Pikko, Darqflame and Thumbelyna were to oil their naked bodies and pass a grape from one to the other using only their breasts, how much would you pay for the mpeg?
Depends on the type and quality of compression used on the grape.
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Third ~ Ralph Nader. Why?
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Next ~ If Canada were to invade Alaska, how much change would you get from a $20?
A buck or two.
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7 ~ What's the collective noun for Katie?
Whored. i.e. An whored of sluts.
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vi ~ Who would win in a fight between John "Yippee-Ky-Aye" McClane and ToUtem's Black Snake? Use diagrams where necessary.
Don't tread on me.
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2a ~ Spell "tarv"
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Delta ~ If you could have any car in the world, what is 4 x 9 x Jophiel's Post-count x Kelvyquayo's Karma Score
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last ~ Here's the punchline. Write the preceding joke:
". . . and that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree"
". . . and that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree"
It was Christmas eve, a very busy time for Santa. Unfortunately, Mrs Claus, who helped out, was in bed with the flu.
Never mind, the elves would help him.
Walking into the workshop, he found that there had been a demarcation dispute, and the elves were all on strike. Grumbling, he loaded all the toys into his sack by himself, and dragged it out to the sled.
There he found that there had been a dispute between the reindeer. The traces and reins were all tangled up, and Rudolph had been bitten on the nose.
Rapidly losing his cool, Santa untangled all the harness and put a bandaid on Rudolph's nose.
Then he picked up the sack and threw it into the sled. The sack burst and toys went everywhere.
By now on the verge of apoplexy, he stormed back inside to get another sack.
At this point, the fairy who acted as an assistant to Mrs Claus dragged the workshop Christmas tree into the room and said, "Where do you want the tree, Santa"?
I was going to answer, but I can't beat MentalFrog
Do what now?
In the spirit of HannuKwanzaMas, I present the annual Quiz.
The prize is a CD or Book of my choosing, which I'll get those nice Amazon elves to ship out to the winner.
The challenge, as usual, is not necessarily to be right, but to be interesting, amusing, or (in the case of Allafemmes) to post pics of their Bewbs.
Closing date is Midnight (GMT/UTC) Saturday 20th December.
Just one. I probably deserve it too.
$0. If someone else were to buy this image, it would eventually find its way to my PM box. Plus, who wants to see a pic of Darth Vader passing around a grape?
Even better: Ron Paul. Why?
I'm sure it would depend on how fast you could recite "How much wood?" by Mr. Woodchuck.
Dead baby factories?
Fred Thompson.
1/0
42
Nobby is a cunt
and lovable one at that.
Edited, Dec 16th 2008 9:45pm by Paskil
The prize is a CD or Book of my choosing, which I'll get those nice Amazon elves to ship out to the winner.
The challenge, as usual, is not necessarily to be right, but to be interesting, amusing, or (in the case of Allafemmes) to post pics of their Bewbs.
Closing date is Midnight (GMT/UTC) Saturday 20th December.
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1 ~ The standard means of categorising living creatures uses two latin names; the 'genus' and the 'species'. How many fingers am I holding up?
Just one. I probably deserve it too.
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B ~ If Nexa, DSD, Nadenue, Yanari, Flea'Lo, Pikko, Darqflame and Thumbelyna were to oil their naked bodies and pass a grape from one to the other using only their breasts, how much would you pay for the mpeg?
$0. If someone else were to buy this image, it would eventually find its way to my PM box. Plus, who wants to see a pic of Darth Vader passing around a grape?
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Third ~ Ralph Nader. Why?
Even better: Ron Paul. Why?
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Next ~ If Canada were to invade Alaska, how much change would you get from a $20?
I'm sure it would depend on how fast you could recite "How much wood?" by Mr. Woodchuck.
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7 ~ What's the collective noun for Katie?
Dead baby factories?
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vi ~ Who would win in a fight between John "Yippee-Ky-Aye" McClane and ToUtem's Black Snake? Use diagrams where necessary.
Fred Thompson.
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2a ~ Spell "tarv"
1/0
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Delta ~ If you could have any car in the world, what is 4 x 9 x Jophiel's Post-count x Kelvyquayo's Karma Score?
42
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last ~ Here's the punchline. Write the preceding joke:
". . . and that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree"
". . . and that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree"
Nobby is a cunt
and lovable one at that.
Edited, Dec 16th 2008 9:45pm by Paskil
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1 ~ The standard means of categorising living creatures uses two latin names; the 'genus' and the 'species'. How many fingers am I holding up?
11
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B ~ If Nexa, DSD, Nadenue, Yanari, Flea'Lo, Pikko, Darqflame and Thumbelyna were to oil their naked bodies and pass a grape from one to the other using only their breasts, how much would you pay for the mpeg?
Priceless.
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Third ~ Ralph Nader. Why?
I had to make a poo, ok?
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Next ~ If Canada were to invade Alaska, how much change would you get from a $20?
Does Palin die in the conflict?
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7 ~ What's the collective noun for Katie?
Cottage cheese
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vi ~ Who would win in a fight between John "Yippee-Ky-Aye" McClane and ToUtem's Black Snake? Use diagrams where necessary.
Yogi Bear.
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2a ~ Spell "tarv"
trva
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Delta ~ If you could have any car in the world, what is 4 x 9 x Jophiel's Post-count x Kelvyquayo's Karma Score?
w
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last ~ Here's the punchline. Write the preceding joke:
". . . and that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree"
". . . and that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree"
I heard Nixnot once got into it with Tinkerbelle...
Nobby wrote:
1 ~ The standard means of categorising living creatures uses two latin names; the 'genus' and the 'species'. How many fingers am I holding up?
3cos(theta) + 3cos(alpha) + k, where k is a number between 0 and 2.
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B ~ If Nexa, DSD, Nadenue, Yanari, Flea'Lo, Pikko, Darqflame and Thumbelyna were to oil their naked bodies and pass a grape from one to the other using only their breasts, how much would you pay for the mpeg?
Nothing, as I feel it objectifies women.
If, however, I were to come across it, I would be forced to study it in great detail so that my objections against it were informed.
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Third ~ Ralph Nader. Why?
"They Sow the Wind, and Reap the Whirlwind" - Hosea 8:1-14
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Next ~ If Canada were to invade Alaska, how much change would you get from a $20?
£0.01, as the subsequent war would crush the value of the dollar (even further).
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7 ~ What's the collective noun for Katie?
Glut. An glut of Katie.
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vi ~ Who would win in a fight between John "Yippee-Ky-Aye" McClane and ToUtem's Black Snake? Use diagrams where necessary.
well, assuming this is taking place in a Die HArd film, it'd have to be McClane:
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/ \ \_\/ / '-' /
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|___.-' | |`'`
| | |
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/ | |
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`-"--'---' Totem gets served.
However, in real life I'm pretty sure it'd go more like something out of Anaconda.
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2a ~ Spell "tarv"
Tcharv~
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Delta ~ If you could have any car in the world, what is 4 x 9 x Jophiel's Post-count x Kelvyquayo's Karma Score?
Anything, because there has clearly been a break down in the fabric of reality.
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last ~ Here's the punchline. Write the preceding joke:
". . . and that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree"
A fairy was flying around one Christmas when she came across a woodchuck. thinking herself a wit, she asked how much wood it would chuck if it could chuck wood. The woodchuck, tired of that @#%^ing bullsh*t, seriously, it gets old, tossed the nearest Christmas tree at the fairy, impaling her and killing her instantly - and that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas tree.
Edited, Dec 17th 2008 12:02am by Kavekk
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1 ~ The standard means of categorising living creatures uses two latin names; the 'genus' and the 'species'. How many fingers am I holding up?
Or a better question, who did you kill in order to be able to physically hold up fingers with your own hands?!?
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B ~ If Nexa, DSD, Nadenue, Yanari, Flea'Lo, Pikko, Darqflame and Thumbelyna were to oil their naked bodies and pass a grape from one to the other using only their breasts, how much would you pay for the mpeg?
id pay very close attention
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Third ~ Ralph Nader. Why?
Becuz it sounds like Alf Vader (if you say it with an aussie accent) next!
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Next ~ If Canada were to invade Alaska, how much change would you get from a $20?
Enough change to believe in
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7 ~ What's the collective noun for Katie?
"What's" is actually a possevive pronoun denoting ownership of following statement.
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vi ~ Who would win in a fight between John "Yippee-Ky-Aye" McClane and ToUtem's Black Snake? Use diagrams where necessary.
i had a diagram but it was necessary elseware
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2a ~ Spell "tarv"
01110100 01100001 01110010 01110010
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Delta ~ If you could have any car in the world, what is 4 x 9 x Jophiel's Post-count x Kelvyquayo's Karma Score
I'll answer this question IF i could ever get my batmobile
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last ~ Here's the punchline. Write the preceding joke:
". . . and that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree"
". . . and that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree"
Fairies have secretly developed ways to turn ordinary pine-combs into crack cocaine,
Off you go.
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1 ~ The standard means of categorising living creatures uses two latin names; the 'genus' and the 'species'. How many fingers am I holding up?
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B ~ If Nexa, DSD, Nadenue, Yanari, Flea'Lo, Pikko, Darqflame and Thumbelyna were to oil their naked bodies and pass a grape from one to the other using only their breasts, how much would you pay for the mpeg?
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Third ~ Ralph Nader. Why?
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Next ~ If Canada were to invade Alaska, how much change would you get from a $20?
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7 ~ What's the collective noun for Katie?
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vi ~ Who would win in a fight between John "Yippee-Ky-Aye" McClane and ToUtem's Black Snake? Use diagrams where necessary.
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2a ~ Spell "tarv"
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Delta ~ If you could have any car in the world, what is 4 x 9 x Jophiel's Post-count x Kelvyquayo's Karma Score?
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last ~ Here's the punchline. Write the preceding joke:
". . . and that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree"
". . . and that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree"
Nobby wrote:
1 ~ The standard means of categorising living creatures uses two latin names; the 'genus' and the 'species'. How many fingers am I holding up?
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B ~ If Nexa, DSD, Nadenue, Yanari, Flea'Lo, Pikko, Darqflame and Thumbelyna were to oil their naked bodies and pass a grape from one to the other using only their breasts, how much would you pay for the mpeg?
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Third ~ Ralph Nader. Why?
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Next ~ If Canada were to invade Alaska, how much change would you get from a $20?
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7 ~ What's the collective noun for Katie?
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vi ~ Who would win in a fight between John "Yippee-Ky-Aye" McClane and ToUtem's Black Snake? Use diagrams where necessary.
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2a ~ Spell "tarv"
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Delta ~ If you could have any car in the world, what is 4 x 9 x Jophiel's Post-count x Kelvyquayo's Karma Score?
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last ~ Here's the punchline. Write the preceding joke:
". . . and that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree"
". . . and that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree"
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
I don't know, so here's a black & white pic of Bruce.
MerEXmasassylum
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Nobby wrote:
1 ~ The standard means of categorising living creatures uses two latin names; the 'genus' and the 'species'. How many fingers am I holding up?
Thumb = Polex
First finger = Demonstratus (pointer)
Second finger = Impudicus (gesticulates)
Third finger = Annularis (ring)
Fourth finger = Auricularis (removing wax from ear)
Fusus Impudicus (Extended Middle Finger)
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B ~ If Nexa, DSD, Nadenue, Yanari, Flea'Lo, Pikko, Darqflame and Thumbelyna were to oil their naked bodies and pass a grape from one to the other using only their breasts, how much would you pay for the mpeg?
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Third ~ Ralph Nader. Why?
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Next ~ If Canada were to invade Alaska, how much change would you get from a $20?
3.15$ and an Palin.
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7 ~ What's the collective noun for Katie?
In English, there is not a collective noun for Katie, simply because there is only one, and she can't create more Katies, so there just isn't a need for a collective noun form.
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vi ~ Who would win in a fight between John "Yippee-Ky-Aye" McClane and ToUtem's Black Snake? Use diagrams where necessary.
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2a ~ Spell "tarv"
MentalFrog is an cnut.
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Delta ~ If you could have any car in the world, what is 4 x 9 x Jophiel's Post-count x Kelvyquayo's Karma Score?
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last ~ Here's the punchline. Write the preceding joke:
". . . and that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree"
". . . and that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree"
The standard means of categorising living creatures uses two latin names; the 'genus' and the 'species'. How many fingers am I holding up?
Depends, are we talkin' semi-flacid or erect?
If Nexa, DSD, Nadenue, Yanari, Flea'Lo, Pikko, Darqflame and Thumbelyna were to oil their naked bodies and pass a grape from one to the other using only their breasts, how much would you pay for the mpeg?
Do you take cheques?
Ralph Nader. Why?
Because Ross Perot is a virtual impossibility.
If Canada were to invade Alaska, how much change would you get from a $20?
Their economy would depend entirely on whether "Nailin' Palin" was appointed into any position of power.
What's the collective noun for Katie?
Féach ar an striapach seo!
Who would win in a fight between John "Yippee-Ky-Aye" McClane and ToUtem's Black Snake? Use diagrams where necessary.
Spell "tarv"~
010101000110000101110010011101100000110100001010
If you could have any car in the world, what is 4 x 9 x Jophiel's Post-count x Kelvyquayo's Karma Score?
Eleventy Billion.
Here's the punchline. Write the preceding joke:
". . . and [b]that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree"[/b]
I concede to Mental.
Depends, are we talkin' semi-flacid or erect?
If Nexa, DSD, Nadenue, Yanari, Flea'Lo, Pikko, Darqflame and Thumbelyna were to oil their naked bodies and pass a grape from one to the other using only their breasts, how much would you pay for the mpeg?
Do you take cheques?
Ralph Nader. Why?
Because Ross Perot is a virtual impossibility.
If Canada were to invade Alaska, how much change would you get from a $20?
Their economy would depend entirely on whether "Nailin' Palin" was appointed into any position of power.
What's the collective noun for Katie?
Féach ar an striapach seo!
Who would win in a fight between John "Yippee-Ky-Aye" McClane and ToUtem's Black Snake? Use diagrams where necessary.
Spell "tarv"~
010101000110000101110010011101100000110100001010
If you could have any car in the world, what is 4 x 9 x Jophiel's Post-count x Kelvyquayo's Karma Score?
Eleventy Billion.
Here's the punchline. Write the preceding joke:
". . . and [b]that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree"[/b]
I concede to Mental.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
1 ~ The standard means of categorising living creatures uses two latin names; the 'genus' and the 'species'. How many fingers am I holding up?
So you want to play hardball?
B ~ If Nexa, DSD, Nadenue, Yanari, Flea'Lo, Pikko, Darqflame and Thumbelyna were to oil their naked bodies and pass a grape from one to the other using only their breasts, how much would you pay for the mpeg?
I typically pay in information, but probably the GDP of a small island nation. Adjusted for inflation, and using the gold standard.
Third ~ Ralph Nader. Why?
It's a conspiracy.
Next ~ If Canada were to invade Alaska, how much change would you get from a $20?
Isn't their currency in Palins?
7 ~ What's the collective noun for Katie?
An whores. It's latin.
vi ~ Who would win in a fight between John "Yippee-Ky-Aye" McClane and ToUtem's Black Snake? Use diagrams where necessary.
Totem.
2a ~ Spell "tarv"
I assume you mean this, because otherwise those words should never be in the same sentence.
Delta ~ If you could have any car in the world, what is 4 x 9 x Jophiel's Post-count x Kelvyquayo's Karma Score?
I think the answer is Gbaji for small values of Jophiel. But I haven't used recursive wave functions in a while.
last ~ Here's the punchline. Write the preceding joke:
". . . and that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree"
And a very Nixnot Christmas to you too.
So you want to play hardball?
B ~ If Nexa, DSD, Nadenue, Yanari, Flea'Lo, Pikko, Darqflame and Thumbelyna were to oil their naked bodies and pass a grape from one to the other using only their breasts, how much would you pay for the mpeg?
I typically pay in information, but probably the GDP of a small island nation. Adjusted for inflation, and using the gold standard.
Third ~ Ralph Nader. Why?
It's a conspiracy.
Next ~ If Canada were to invade Alaska, how much change would you get from a $20?
Isn't their currency in Palins?
7 ~ What's the collective noun for Katie?
An whores. It's latin.
vi ~ Who would win in a fight between John "Yippee-Ky-Aye" McClane and ToUtem's Black Snake? Use diagrams where necessary.
Totem.
2a ~ Spell "tarv"
I assume you mean this, because otherwise those words should never be in the same sentence.
Delta ~ If you could have any car in the world, what is 4 x 9 x Jophiel's Post-count x Kelvyquayo's Karma Score?
I think the answer is Gbaji for small values of Jophiel. But I haven't used recursive wave functions in a while.
last ~ Here's the punchline. Write the preceding joke:
". . . and that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree"
And a very Nixnot Christmas to you too.
Just as Planned.
1 ~The standard means of categorising living creatures uses two latin names; the 'genus' and the 'species'. How many fingers am I holding up?
1 more than you intend to, for the purposes of counting.
B ~ If Nexa, DSD, Nadenue, Yanari, Flea'Lo, Pikko, Darqflame and Thumbelyna were to oil their naked bodies and pass a grape from one to the other using only their breasts, how much would you pay for the mpeg?
Can't happen. Nexa doesn't have ample enough breasts to hold a grape with any precision. DSD would insist on wearing a camisole because they happen to be the most comfortable undergarment ever. Nadenue doesn't touch un-processed fruit. Flea'Lo would insist that the fruit item be a lucuma. Pikko would insist on arranging the grape immediately into a sweet and childlike face that would destroy the sexual appeal for most viewers. Thumb wouldn't be able to pay attention the task at hand if we were oiled up and naked.
Third ~ Ralph Nader. Why?
Sponge.
Next ~ If Canada were to invade Alaska, how much change would you get from a $20?
Paper money would be useless as we would be forced back into trading for pelts and blubber.
7 ~What's the collective noun for Katie?
An Treacle.
vi ~ Who would win in a fight between John "Yippee-Ky-Aye" McClane and ToUtem's Black Snake? Use diagrams where necessary.
Sans helicopter? Michael Pare.
2a ~ Spell "tarv"
I don't deal with the filthy British.
Delta ~ If you could have any car in the world, what is 4 x 9 x Jophiel's Post-count x Kelvyquayo's Karma Score?
The 2006 Bugatti Veyron.
last ~ Here's the punchline. Write the preceding joke:
". . . and [b]that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree"[/b]
Nixnot will try anything once...
Nexa
1 more than you intend to, for the purposes of counting.
B ~ If Nexa, DSD, Nadenue, Yanari, Flea'Lo, Pikko, Darqflame and Thumbelyna were to oil their naked bodies and pass a grape from one to the other using only their breasts, how much would you pay for the mpeg?
Can't happen. Nexa doesn't have ample enough breasts to hold a grape with any precision. DSD would insist on wearing a camisole because they happen to be the most comfortable undergarment ever. Nadenue doesn't touch un-processed fruit. Flea'Lo would insist that the fruit item be a lucuma. Pikko would insist on arranging the grape immediately into a sweet and childlike face that would destroy the sexual appeal for most viewers. Thumb wouldn't be able to pay attention the task at hand if we were oiled up and naked.
Third ~ Ralph Nader. Why?
Sponge.
Next ~ If Canada were to invade Alaska, how much change would you get from a $20?
Paper money would be useless as we would be forced back into trading for pelts and blubber.
7 ~What's the collective noun for Katie?
An Treacle.
vi ~ Who would win in a fight between John "Yippee-Ky-Aye" McClane and ToUtem's Black Snake? Use diagrams where necessary.
Sans helicopter? Michael Pare.
2a ~ Spell "tarv"
I don't deal with the filthy British.
Delta ~ If you could have any car in the world, what is 4 x 9 x Jophiel's Post-count x Kelvyquayo's Karma Score?
The 2006 Bugatti Veyron.
last ~ Here's the punchline. Write the preceding joke:
". . . and [b]that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree"[/b]
Nixnot will try anything once...
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Scholar
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1 ~ The standard means of categorising living creatures uses two latin names; the 'genus' and the 'species'. How many fingers am I holding up?
875832662516641820
503387309390945436
515616883943178926
625955942164838266
310235008177750555
970188101262986985
271455803206713137
853875886822802749
940998485689996973
27607205428968478
19914589944198945
958188929140011430
327789652364331615
287009570914346865
542496588673580233
23973264562154325
625098718324589463
To the third.
Times pi.
B ~ If Nexa, DSD, Nadenue, Yanari, Flea'Lo, Pikko, Darqflame and Thumbelyna were to oil their naked bodies and pass a grape from one to the other using only their breasts, how much would you pay for the mpeg?
Arr, matey.
Third ~ Ralph Nader. Why?
His balls are inert.
Mm. Inert.
Next ~ If Canada were to invade Alaska, how much change would you get from a $20?
If Poland were to invade Mexico, how much change would you get from a $15?
It's precisely half of that.
7 ~ What's the collective noun for Katie?
Katie wasn't a noun in the first place.
vi ~ Who would win in a fight between John "Yippee-Ky-Aye" McClane and ToUtem's Black Snake? Use diagrams where necessary.
The shopkeep.
2a ~ Spell "tarv"
Tarv / 0 * (your phone number here) - x - (Kwanzaa) = x - 17 + Green Day / pOrtal
Delta ~ If you could have any car in the world, what is 4 x 9 x Jophiel's Post-count x Kelvyquayo's Karma Score?
XY
last ~ Here's the punchline. Write the preceding joke:
". . . and that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree"
The preceding joke.
875832662516641820
503387309390945436
515616883943178926
625955942164838266
310235008177750555
970188101262986985
271455803206713137
853875886822802749
940998485689996973
27607205428968478
19914589944198945
958188929140011430
327789652364331615
287009570914346865
542496588673580233
23973264562154325
625098718324589463
To the third.
Times pi.
B ~ If Nexa, DSD, Nadenue, Yanari, Flea'Lo, Pikko, Darqflame and Thumbelyna were to oil their naked bodies and pass a grape from one to the other using only their breasts, how much would you pay for the mpeg?
Arr, matey.
Third ~ Ralph Nader. Why?
His balls are inert.
Mm. Inert.
Next ~ If Canada were to invade Alaska, how much change would you get from a $20?
If Poland were to invade Mexico, how much change would you get from a $15?
It's precisely half of that.
7 ~ What's the collective noun for Katie?
Katie wasn't a noun in the first place.
vi ~ Who would win in a fight between John "Yippee-Ky-Aye" McClane and ToUtem's Black Snake? Use diagrams where necessary.
The shopkeep.
2a ~ Spell "tarv"
Tarv / 0 * (your phone number here) - x - (Kwanzaa) = x - 17 + Green Day / pOrtal
Delta ~ If you could have any car in the world, what is 4 x 9 x Jophiel's Post-count x Kelvyquayo's Karma Score?
XY
last ~ Here's the punchline. Write the preceding joke:
". . . and that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree"
The preceding joke.
Nexa wrote:
B ~ If Nexa, DSD, Nadenue, Yanari, Flea'Lo, Pikko, Darqflame and Thumbelyna were to oil their naked bodies and pass a grape from one to the other using only their breasts, how much would you pay for the mpeg?
Can't happen. Nexa doesn't have ample enough breasts to hold a grape with any precision. DSD would insist on wearing a camisole because they happen to be the most comfortable undergarment ever. Nadenue doesn't touch un-processed fruit. Flea'Lo would insist that the fruit item be a lucuma. Pikko would insist on arranging the grape immediately into a sweet and childlike face that would destroy the sexual appeal for most viewers. Thumb wouldn't be able to pay attention the task at hand if we were oiled up and naked.
Nexa
Can't happen. Nexa doesn't have ample enough breasts to hold a grape with any precision. DSD would insist on wearing a camisole because they happen to be the most comfortable undergarment ever. Nadenue doesn't touch un-processed fruit. Flea'Lo would insist that the fruit item be a lucuma. Pikko would insist on arranging the grape immediately into a sweet and childlike face that would destroy the sexual appeal for most viewers. Thumb wouldn't be able to pay attention the task at hand if we were oiled up and naked.
Nexa
guess that leaves me!
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Can't happen. Nexa doesn't have ample enough breasts to hold a grape with any precision. DSD would insist on wearing a camisole because they happen to be the most comfortable undergarment ever. Nadenue doesn't touch un-processed fruit. Flea'Lo would insist that the fruit item be a lucuma. Pikko would insist on arranging the grape immediately into a sweet and childlike face that would destroy the sexual appeal for most viewers. Thumb wouldn't be able to pay attention the task at hand if we were oiled up and naked.
Camisoles rock! I do have some see through red lace camis though that may work well. However I may soon have to go back to a bra, at least for the short term. My boobs, small as they usually are, are starting to take on the dimensions of soft missiles. I think it's the only real perk about dealing with the whole pregnancy thing
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Nexa wrote:
B ~ If Nexa, DSD, Nadenue, Yanari, Flea'Lo, Pikko, Darqflame and Thumbelyna were to oil their naked bodies and pass a grape from one to the other using only their breasts, how much would you pay for the mpeg?
Can't happen. Nexa doesn't have ample enough breasts to hold a grape with any precision. DSD would insist on wearing a camisole because they happen to be the most comfortable undergarment ever. Nadenue doesn't touch un-processed fruit. Flea'Lo would insist that the fruit item be a lucuma. Pikko would insist on arranging the grape immediately into a sweet and childlike face that would destroy the sexual appeal for most viewers. Thumb wouldn't be able to pay attention the task at hand if we were oiled up and naked.
Nexa
Can't happen. Nexa doesn't have ample enough breasts to hold a grape with any precision. DSD would insist on wearing a camisole because they happen to be the most comfortable undergarment ever. Nadenue doesn't touch un-processed fruit. Flea'Lo would insist that the fruit item be a lucuma. Pikko would insist on arranging the grape immediately into a sweet and childlike face that would destroy the sexual appeal for most viewers. Thumb wouldn't be able to pay attention the task at hand if we were oiled up and naked.
Nexa
guess that leaves me!
My point exactly...there would be no passing, just holding. Since we're talking about DF though, may I suggest we move up from grape to at least mango? Delicious ripe mango...mmmmm...
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Lady DSD wrote:
Camisoles rock! I do have some see through red lace camis though that may work well. However I may soon have to go back to a bra, at least for the short term. My boobs, small as they usually are, are starting to take on the dimensions of soft missiles. I think it's the only real perk about dealing with the whole pregnancy thing 
Heh heh, you said perk.
I like where this thread is going!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Lady DSD wrote:
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Can't happen. Nexa doesn't have ample enough breasts to hold a grape with any precision. DSD would insist on wearing a camisole because they happen to be the most comfortable undergarment ever. Nadenue doesn't touch un-processed fruit. Flea'Lo would insist that the fruit item be a lucuma. Pikko would insist on arranging the grape immediately into a sweet and childlike face that would destroy the sexual appeal for most viewers. Thumb wouldn't be able to pay attention the task at hand if we were oiled up and naked.
Camisoles rock! I do have some see through red lace camis though that may work well. However I may soon have to go back to a bra, at least for the short term. My boobs, small as they usually are, are starting to take on the dimensions of soft missiles. I think it's the only real perk about dealing with the whole pregnancy thing
/waits for pix plz comments
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1 ~ The standard means of categorising living creatures uses two latin names; the 'genus' and the 'species'. How many fingers am I holding up?
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B ~ If Nexa, DSD, Nadenue, Yanari, Flea'Lo, Pikko, Darqflame and Thumbelyna were to oil their naked bodies and pass a grape from one to the other using only their breasts, how much would you pay for the mpeg?
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Third ~ Ralph Nader. Why?
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Next ~ If Canada were to invade Alaska, how much change would you get from a $20?
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7 ~ What's the collective noun for Katie?
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vi ~ Who would win in a fight between John "Yippee-Ky-Aye" McClane and ToUtem's Black Snake? Use diagrams where necessary
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2a ~ Spell "tarv"
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Delta ~ If you could have any car in the world, what is 4 x 9 x Jophiel's Post-count x Kelvyquayo's Karma Score?
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last ~ Here's the punchline. Write the preceding joke:
". . . and that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree"
". . . and that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree"
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
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1 ~ The standard means of categorising living creatures uses two latin names; the 'genus' and the 'species'. How many fingers am I holding up?
*Is quite disturbed about the "holding up of numerous fingers" and "creatures"*
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B ~ If Nexa, DSD, Nadenue, Yanari, Flea'Lo, Pikko, Darqflame and Thumbelyna were to oil their naked bodies and pass a grape from one to the other using only their breasts, how much would you pay for the mpeg?
Nothing, I'd insist on producing said movie
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Third ~ Ralph Nader. Why?
M C A
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Next ~ If Canada were to invade Alaska, how much change would you get from a $20?
$40. True Story
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7 ~ What's the collective noun for Katie?
Nightmare
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vi ~ Who would win in a fight between John "Yippee-Ky-Aye" McClane and ToUtem's Black Snake? Use diagrams where necessary.
Answer Here
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2a ~ Spell "tarv"
Y I P P E E - K Y - A Y E
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Delta ~ If you could have any car in the world, what is 4 x 9 x Jophiel's Post-count x Kelvyquayo's Karma Score?
*wins*
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last ~ Here's the punchline. Write the preceding joke:
". . . and that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree"
". . . and that is why there's a fairy on top of the Christmas Tree"
Barrymore>> Yes Doctor.... Uh Huh...
Barrymore>> Well I was putting up decorations naked while standing on the ladder...
Edited due to poor first choice of colour on a blue background
Edited, Dec 19th 2008 6:25am by Xakz
It was more a play on the name of the car manufacturer in relation to the equation ^^
HonoUrable mentions to Nadenue, Nexa.
3rd place: Timelordwho
Runner-up: Paskil
Winner: Mentalfrog
Gratz Frog: PM with addy for Xmas gift of disappointingly miserly proportions
3rd place: Timelordwho
Runner-up: Paskil
Winner: Mentalfrog
Gratz Frog: PM with addy for Xmas gift of disappointingly miserly proportions
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