As some of you may or may not recal, I tend to occasionally get really really bad migraines. About 1/3rd of these are caused by sinus related issues, and i've been trying to get an appointment since early september. Well, today I finally got it, and the phrases "be careful what you wish for", and "adding insult to injury" have never had more meaning to me.
So I get in there, they look in my ears with the thingies, apperently find a misplaced hair growing out of one eardrum that shouldn't be there, which they remove (which ******* HURT!, but thats not the worst part). Eventually the doctor decides "ok, now we need to look into your sinuses." and proceeds to put a fiber optic endoscope with a ******* 2 FOOT LONG probe on the table.
Now I realize that stories on the internet are prone to exageration, but please be assured that when I say 2 FOOT LONG, I mean 24 inches.
After squirting some goo on it, that resembles ultrasound goo, and spraying some "numb all your sinus crap except it didn't work" crap. He then proceeded to ram the entire ******* thing into my left nostril.
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Then he did the right one.
It really, really, really ******* hurt!
My head has been violated. I don't think I will ever be the same. I live in abject terror of the next time I might sneeze.
What the hell did I ever do to deserve this?