Had a friend of mine send me a screenshot of his rejection letter to eHarmony. Sort of funny actually.
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Had a friend of mine send me a screenshot of his rejection letter to eHarmony. Sort of funny actually.
Had a friend of mine send me a screenshot of his rejection letter to eHarmony. Sort of funny actually.
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Reminds me of one of a telemarketer we had call our shop in South Carolina.
We were all sitting around, we had just dismantled the last machine. The factory was empty. There were 10 of us left in the building.
We were sitting in the front office, and the phone rings. The operations supervisor picks it up, and it's one of those "Answer our questions to win a free Cruise!" call.
He put it on speaker phone, and started just randomly pressing numbers. Then some Indian guy picks up the other line at the end and asks for personal info. The supervisor gives him some bogus, random info. The guy says "Ok, Hold on for info on how to get your tickets."
30 seconds later:
Telemarketer: "I'm sorry, you don't fit the qualifications for the tickets."
Supervisor: "Why not? I was really looking forward to that cruise!"
Telemarketer: "Too bad, *click*"
First time I've ever had a Telemarketer hang up on me...
We were all sitting around, we had just dismantled the last machine. The factory was empty. There were 10 of us left in the building.
We were sitting in the front office, and the phone rings. The operations supervisor picks it up, and it's one of those "Answer our questions to win a free Cruise!" call.
He put it on speaker phone, and started just randomly pressing numbers. Then some Indian guy picks up the other line at the end and asks for personal info. The supervisor gives him some bogus, random info. The guy says "Ok, Hold on for info on how to get your tickets."
30 seconds later:
Telemarketer: "I'm sorry, you don't fit the qualifications for the tickets."
Supervisor: "Why not? I was really looking forward to that cruise!"
Telemarketer: "Too bad, *click*"
First time I've ever had a Telemarketer hang up on me...
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Oh yeah? It could be worse, like being turned down by a hooker.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Kakar the Great wrote:
Oh yeah? It could be worse, like being turned down by a hooker.
I'm sure there are plenty of hookers that turn people down out there. That's why that disclaimer exists at the bottom of all those "Escort" ads.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
I got Hare Krishna people to try to talk me into leaving them alone once. It was grand.
They ended up giving me their card and told me to just call the number if I had more questions
Edited, Dec 10th 2008 7:12pm by Kelvyquayo
They ended up giving me their card and told me to just call the number if I had more questions
Edited, Dec 10th 2008 7:12pm by Kelvyquayo
Joke's not funnier when you use "my friend". "Saw this on the internet"...just as funny.
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Smasharoo wrote:
Joke's not funnier when you use "my friend". "Saw this on the internet"...just as funny.
Well it could be funnier. I mean, if he'd said, "My friend Nexa", it would have been funnier...or maybe, "My friend Allakhazam"...
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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Joke's not funnier when you use "my friend". "Saw this on the internet"...just as funny.
But typing out "my friend" takes much less effort then "Saw this on the internet". Are you trying to tell me I can't be lazy?
Nexa: I was trying to protect your identity but now you've gone and blown cover! :P
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Tamat Damat wrote:
Quote:
Joke's not funnier when you use "my friend". "Saw this on the internet"...just as funny.
But typing out "my friend" takes much less effort then "Saw this on the internet". Are you trying to tell me I can't be lazy?
Nexa: I was trying to protect your identity but now you've gone and blown cover! :P
****...blown...
Grow up Tamat.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I know :(
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TirithRR wrote:
Kakar the Great wrote:
Oh yeah? It could be worse, like being turned down by a hooker.
I'm sure there are plenty of hookers that turn people down out there. That's why that disclaimer exists at the bottom of all those "Escort" ads.
Is the disclaimer typically followed up with "Soul brother... too bou coup!"?
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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