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#1 Dec 08 2008 at 9:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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It must be difficult to come to terms with being the cause of a Father and Son's death by wreckless driving.

It must be more challenging to make eye-contact with anybody when they know what you were doing at the time of the accident.

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Sex act fatal crash driver jailed


A drink-driver who killed a father and son in a motorway crash was performing a sex act on himself minutes before the collision, a court heard.

Imran Hussain was driving at speeds of up to 120mph minutes before he ploughed into the back of a Fiat Punto carrying the Proctor family, from Wakefield.

Gary Proctor, 47, and son James, 16, died in the smash on the M62 motorway near Rochdale, on 3 August.

The court heard that Hussain's erect ***** was exposed when motorists came to his aid after the crash.


Well. . . you see Officer, it was like this. . . . Aw hell, I gots nuttin'
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#2 Dec 08 2008 at 10:00 AM Rating: Good
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#3 Dec 08 2008 at 10:03 AM Rating: Good
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...and he was almost there too.
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#4 Dec 08 2008 at 10:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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Iamadam the Shady wrote:
...and he was almost there too.
A few more minutes and he could have blamed the wreck on the mess on his windshield.
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He was listening to Matt Nathanson at the time.

I wanna feel the car crash
I wanna feel the capsize
I wanna feel the bomb drop, the earth stop
'Til I'm satisfied



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Iamadam the Shady wrote:
...and he was almost there too.
Fuck, hitting another car would have gotten me there if I wasn't there already.
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"Drink-driver"?
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#8 Dec 08 2008 at 10:39 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
"Drink-driver"?


Goddamned Brits.
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#9 Dec 08 2008 at 11:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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I didn't know if it was silly Brit terminology or a typo that slipped through because "drink" is still a word.

Besides, the dude in the story sounds Muslim and Muslims don't **********. It makes baby Allah cry tears of jihad.
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#10 Dec 08 2008 at 11:15 AM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
I didn't know if it was silly Brit terminology or a typo that slipped through because "drink" is still a word.

Besides, the dude in the story sounds Muslim and Muslims don't **********. It makes baby Allah cry tears of jihad.

I thought Muslims didn't drink, either.

This guy must be related to the Garps.
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#11 Dec 08 2008 at 11:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
I didn't know if it was silly Brit terminology or a typo that slipped through because "drink" is still a word.
Yeah it's a Britishism - In the '60s when there was a major campaign against drinking and driving there was a conscious shift away from "drunk driving" to "drinking and driving" (now shortened to "drink-driving") on the basis that it isn't safe to drink alcohol and drive, even if you're not technically 'drunk'.

There was a common perception that if you weren't utterly trolleyed, it was okay to risk it.

And re. the Muslim thing, I know Jews who eat pr0k, Christians who don't observe Lent and Muslims who can show a bottle of scotch a good time.

Oddly though, I don't know any that feel the urge to rub one out in the fast lane of the highway.
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#12 Dec 08 2008 at 11:23 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
I didn't know if it was silly Brit terminology or a typo that slipped through because "drink" is still a word.

Besides, the dude in the story sounds Muslim and Muslims don't **********. It makes baby Allah cry tears of jihad.
If you're going to do it, though, may as well do it while driving. A moving car is a primo venue for self-pleasure, especially if you make a game of auto-diddling on a toll road. If you get off before the toll booth, you win!
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#13 Dec 08 2008 at 11:30 AM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
I didn't know if it was silly Brit terminology or a typo that slipped through because "drink" is still a word.
Yeah it's a Britishism - In the '60s when there was a major campaign against drinking and driving there was a conscious shift away from "drunk driving" to "drinking and driving" (now shortened to "drink-driving") on the basis that it isn't safe to drink alcohol and drive, even if you're not technically 'drunk'.

There was a common perception that if you weren't utterly trolleyed, it was okay to risk it.

And re. the Muslim thing, I know Jews who eat pr0k, Christians who don't observe Lent and Muslims who can show a bottle of scotch a good time.

Oddly though, I don't know any that feel the urge to rub one out in the fast lane of the highway.


Most of my Muslim friends are pretty good about not drinking. Of course, they are sure to let everyone know they don't follow that whole 'no sex before marriage thing.'

Edited, Dec 8th 2008 2:30pm by Annabella
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Gary Proctor, 47, and son James, 16, died in the smash on the M62 motorway near Rochdale, on 3 August.
..and the victims were 'smashed'.
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he ploughed into the back of a Fiat Punto carrying the Proctor family, from Wakefield.

Gary Proctor, 47, and son James, 16, died in the smash on the M62 motorway near Rochdale, on 3 August.

The court heard that Hussain's erect *****


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#16 Dec 08 2008 at 2:49 PM Rating: Decent
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There are two things I can relate too in this article haveing been brought up in Rochdale.

1. Being there makes me want to get monumentally drunk so that I forget I'm in the god forsaken sh*thole.

2. When I leave I feel a huge sence of relief appraoching orgasmic levels.

I never drive in Rochdale for good reason it appears.
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#18 Dec 08 2008 at 10:03 PM Rating: Decent
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No one read The World According to Garp? Or seen the movie?

Fine, I'll just take it to the airplane-crashing-into-a-house thread.

Besides, I think this is more along the lines of James Spader and Holly Hunter anyways.
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Well. . . you see Officer, it was like this. . . . Aw hell, I gots nuttin'


I think this would be a more appropriate response.
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I'm sorry but stories like this make me angry. Why could he not have just run himself off the road and only hurt himself? Why did he have to hit a family.

8 years seems a light sentence. They should castrate him.
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#21 Dec 14 2008 at 8:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mr Nuttall said the trio went to help Hussain and saw that his ***** was out of his trousers. He tried to run away and hurled abuse.


Yeah, 'cause it was their fault his peep was flopping around for all the world to see.

Of course this is the guy who threatened to find and kill the convenience store clerk for telling him not to open the chip bags in the store.

More to the point, are we looking at a new skill to add to the driving test?
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