I'll tell you of gbaji the man
Whose limericks never would scan.
When asked why that was
He said "It's because
I try to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can"
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
I'll tell you of gbaji the man
Whose limericks never would scan.
When asked why that was
He said "It's because
I try to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can"
Whose limericks never would scan.
When asked why that was
He said "It's because
I try to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can"
There once was an owd scrag called Nobby
Who made Internet putdowns a hobby
With a face like an Eric
And timing hysteric
His casting calls filled up the lobby!
Edited, Dec 8th 2008 12:17pm by Samira
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
You want to talk men of the Asylum?
Nobby is one you can rely on
He's full of twattish wurds
But hes just another nerd
Pretending to be an elf in Eregion.
Nobby is one you can rely on
He's full of twattish wurds
But hes just another nerd
Pretending to be an elf in Eregion.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Samira wrote:
There once was an owd scrag called Nobby
Who made Internet putdowns a hobby
With a face like an Eric
And timing hyteric
His casting calls filled up the lobby!
A wizened old hag named Samira
With a tongue that could not be severer
Would counter the boredom
On an internet Forum
With a scary-*** clown just to fear ya
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
There once was a thread Out of Topic
by a poster that was misanthropic.
He was hateful and mean,
as he stroked his e-peen,
but the regulars missed not a drop. (Ick!)
Now if you're talking about the Asylum,
I'm afraid they're a different phylum.
A few of them Brits,
a few of them twits,
and the trolls who just try to defile 'em.
by a poster that was misanthropic.
He was hateful and mean,
as he stroked his e-peen,
but the regulars missed not a drop. (Ick!)
Now if you're talking about the Asylum,
I'm afraid they're a different phylum.
A few of them Brits,
a few of them twits,
and the trolls who just try to defile 'em.
Nobby wrote:
I'll tell you of gbaji the man
Whose limericks never would scan.
When asked why that was
He said "It's because
I try to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can"
Whose limericks never would scan.
When asked why that was
He said "It's because
I try to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can"
Is that "classic" as in "you posted this three years ago"?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Nobby wrote:
I'll tell you of gbaji the man
Whose limericks never would scan.
When asked why that was
He said "It's because
I try to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can"
Whose limericks never would scan.
When asked why that was
He said "It's because
I try to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can"
Is that "classic" as in "you posted this three years ago"?
PicklePrince wrote:
The 1st rule of Assylum humor: Any joke is funny the 100th time
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I really like your mom's face.
Your face I would like to replace.
Your mom's face is the face
I'd use to replace.
Now your mom's face is your face.
Your face I would like to replace.
Your mom's face is the face
I'd use to replace.
Now your mom's face is your face.
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
I really like your mom's face.
Your face I would like to replace.
Your mom's face is the face
I'd use to replace.
Now your mom's face is your face.
Your face I would like to replace.
Your mom's face is the face
I'd use to replace.
Now your mom's face is your face.
This one. . . not so much
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I wrote these limericks about various Asylum posters long, long ago. Some of them no longer post here, some have changed a bit in the intervening years, and some are still just as they were.
A government spook, Kaolian
Objecting to posters assholian
would sift throught their data
and find their errata
then virtually f*ck them cornholian
And poor androgynous Thundra
(that's one of the names she posts undra)
twas lacking a member
to determine a gender
just one of her many conundra
A clever right-winger Gbaji
whom Smash claims is overly stodgy
won't back his quotations
with any citations
which some of us find rather dodgy.
And then there's the brilliant young Smash
all filled with fire and dash
He's smarter than you
and prolly me too
but I still think that I make more cash
One cagey old fellow named Totem
(I'm rather reluctant to quote 'im)
on posters distasteful
of his time too wasteful
would take great delight as he smote 'em
A lusty latino named Skeeter
wrote odes with terrible meter
to his love, darling Flea
pledging love 'ternally
but he's broke so he can't wed or feed her
I'm working on one for old Moe
but the going has been rather slow
he can be such an ***
and he's so full of gas
so I have to be careful, you know?
A true ****-junkie named Pum
got high each day on fresh ***
this ***-drunk young punk
with a mouth full of *****
said "I'm Pum, I like ***, yum, yum, yum".
Edited, Dec 8th 2008 5:26pm by Deathwysh
A government spook, Kaolian
Objecting to posters assholian
would sift throught their data
and find their errata
then virtually f*ck them cornholian
And poor androgynous Thundra
(that's one of the names she posts undra)
twas lacking a member
to determine a gender
just one of her many conundra
A clever right-winger Gbaji
whom Smash claims is overly stodgy
won't back his quotations
with any citations
which some of us find rather dodgy.
And then there's the brilliant young Smash
all filled with fire and dash
He's smarter than you
and prolly me too
but I still think that I make more cash
One cagey old fellow named Totem
(I'm rather reluctant to quote 'im)
on posters distasteful
of his time too wasteful
would take great delight as he smote 'em
A lusty latino named Skeeter
wrote odes with terrible meter
to his love, darling Flea
pledging love 'ternally
but he's broke so he can't wed or feed her
I'm working on one for old Moe
but the going has been rather slow
he can be such an ***
and he's so full of gas
so I have to be careful, you know?
A true ****-junkie named Pum
got high each day on fresh ***
this ***-drunk young punk
with a mouth full of *****
said "I'm Pum, I like ***, yum, yum, yum".
Edited, Dec 8th 2008 5:26pm by Deathwysh
There's an old crone we call Anna,
Who's feet sometimes smelled of banana.
When asked, "Why, from what?"
She responded, "My Cnut!
"The juices, they are just like Manna!"
Who's feet sometimes smelled of banana.
When asked, "Why, from what?"
She responded, "My Cnut!
"The juices, they are just like Manna!"
Nobby wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
I really like your mom's face.
Your face I would like to replace.
Your mom's face is the face
I'd use to replace.
Now your mom's face is your face.
Your face I would like to replace.
Your mom's face is the face
I'd use to replace.
Now your mom's face is your face.
This one. . . not so much
Who here hasn't heard of Mindel,
The jewish-*****-posticidal damsel,
Sharp is her tongue,
Wicked and long,
Tickling the pink of a prepubescent schleimel.
The jewish-*****-posticidal damsel,
Sharp is her tongue,
Wicked and long,
Tickling the pink of a prepubescent schleimel.
We have here a laddie named Red,
Who could easily woo Sami to bed.
As he took of his knickers,
She tried not to snicker,
But hastily grabbed for the head.
Not my best work.
Who could easily woo Sami to bed.
As he took of his knickers,
She tried not to snicker,
But hastily grabbed for the head.
Not my best work.
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
As he took of his knickers,
She tried not to snicker,
She tried not to snicker,
So not only do I have a small *****, I also wear women's underwear.
I see.
Belki, I shall see you in court.
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
As he took of his knickers,
She tried not to snicker,
She tried not to snicker,
So not only do I have a small *****, I also wear women's underwear.
I see.
Belki, I shall see you in court.
Look at it this way, she could've just been snickering because of the ladies underwear.
So I obviously didn't know that knickers were exclusive to women, my mistake.
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