I'll tell you of gbaji the man Whose limericks never would scan. When asked why that was He said "It's because I try to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can"
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I'll tell you of gbaji the man Whose limericks never would scan. When asked why that was He said "It's because I try to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can"
There once was an owd scrag called Nobby Who made Internet putdowns a hobby With a face like an Eric And timing hysteric His casting calls filled up the lobby!
Edited, Dec 8th 2008 12:17pm by Samira
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In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
You want to talk men of the Asylum? Nobby is one you can rely on He's full of twattish wurds But hes just another nerd Pretending to be an elf in Eregion.
There once was an owd scrag called Nobby Who made Internet putdowns a hobby With a face like an Eric And timing hyteric His casting calls filled up the lobby!
A wizened old hag named Samira With a tongue that could not be severer Would counter the boredom On an internet Forum With a scary-*** clown just to fear ya
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
There once was a thread Out of Topic by a poster that was misanthropic. He was hateful and mean, as he stroked his e-peen, but the regulars missed not a drop. (Ick!)
Now if you're talking about the Asylum, I'm afraid they're a different phylum. A few of them Brits, a few of them twits, and the trolls who just try to defile 'em.
I'll tell you of gbaji the man Whose limericks never would scan. When asked why that was He said "It's because I try to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can"
Is that "classic" as in "you posted this three years ago"?
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publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I'll tell you of gbaji the man Whose limericks never would scan. When asked why that was He said "It's because I try to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can"
Is that "classic" as in "you posted this three years ago"?
PicklePrince wrote:
The 1st rule of Assylum humor: Any joke is funny the 100th time
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I wrote these limericks about various Asylum posters long, long ago. Some of them no longer post here, some have changed a bit in the intervening years, and some are still just as they were.
A government spook, Kaolian Objecting to posters assholian would sift throught their data and find their errata then virtually f*ck them cornholian
And poor androgynous Thundra (that's one of the names she posts undra) twas lacking a member to determine a gender just one of her many conundra
A clever right-winger Gbaji whom Smash claims is overly stodgy won't back his quotations with any citations which some of us find rather dodgy.
And then there's the brilliant young Smash all filled with fire and dash He's smarter than you and prolly me too but I still think that I make more cash
One cagey old fellow named Totem (I'm rather reluctant to quote 'im) on posters distasteful of his time too wasteful would take great delight as he smote 'em
A lusty latino named Skeeter wrote odes with terrible meter to his love, darling Flea pledging love 'ternally but he's broke so he can't wed or feed her
I'm working on one for old Moe but the going has been rather slow he can be such an *** and he's so full of gas so I have to be careful, you know?
A true ****-junkie named Pum got high each day on fresh *** this ***-drunk young punk with a mouth full of ***** said "I'm Pum, I like ***, yum, yum, yum".
There's an old crone we call Anna, Who's feet sometimes smelled of banana. When asked, "Why, from what?" She responded, "My Cnut! "The juices, they are just like Manna!"
Who here hasn't heard of Mindel, The jewish-*****-posticidal damsel, Sharp is her tongue, Wicked and long, Tickling the pink of a prepubescent schleimel.
We have here a laddie named Red, Who could easily woo Sami to bed. As he took of his knickers, She tried not to snicker, But hastily grabbed for the head.