I devised this in a drunken stupor after reading innumerable posts. Granted, it has limited applicability, but I think it could save a handful of posters an awful lot of typing. Simply copy and paste into any and all responses.
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Dear poster, you fu%^ing ******!!!
I either did not understand or I disagree with your position. Instead of asking you to clarify or offering actual counter arguments I have decided to engage in personal attacks. This elucidates my immeasurable emotional and intellectual depth of character. I shall now pick apart your post and drone on and on about some inane dribble that purports to establish my vast superiority to you in any and every conceivable criteria. Now go die in a fire you fackin' ******!
Short Version:
I'm right, you're wrong.
I'm smart, you're dumb.
Go die in a fire,
You fackin' ******.
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NO U
Obviously someone composed this after reading Smash's responses today.
Calling someone a "facking" anything takes away any and all credibility your attempted flame was going for. Ending a sentence in a preposition does the same.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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NO U
Even better than my short version. I am impressed.
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Obviously someone composed this after reading Smash's responses today.
Color me busted. I was going to post it there, but by the time I had it all typed out the conversation had resolved back to normal so it no longer applied.
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Calling someone a "facking" anything takes away any and all credibility your attempted flame was going for. Ending a sentence in a preposition does the same.
I would claim alcohol and it being 3:00 A.M. are to blame, but my run on sentences and such probably make it quite clear to you that I am no literary genius.
This is where I'd swear to never post drunk at 3:00 A.M. again if not for the fact that I know my dumb *** will.
EDIT: Didn't see Nobby's post. Well poo, not only am I way late, yours is better.
Edited, Dec 8th 2008 3:16am by CoalHeart
Never regret.To regret is to assume.
CoalHeart wrote:
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NO U
Even better than my short version. I am impressed.
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Obviously someone composed this after reading Smash's responses today.
Color me busted. I was going to post it there, but by the time I had it all typed out the conversation had resolved back to normal so it no longer applied.
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Calling someone a "facking" anything takes away any and all credibility your attempted flame was going for. Ending a sentence in a preposition does the same.
I would claim alcohol and it being 3:00 A.M. are to blame, but my run on sentences and such probably make it quite clear to you that I am no literary genius.
This is where I'd swear to never post drunk at 3:00 A.M. again if not for the fact that I know my dumb *** will.
EDIT: Didn't see Nobby's post. Well poo, not only am I way late, yours is better.
Edited, Dec 8th 2008 3:16am by CoalHeart
I was actually referring to my first sentence. Me, a grammar ****?
Nobby wrote:
YOU ARE JUST ******* WRONG
Edited, Dec 8th 2008 5:40am by Timelordwho
Edited, Dec 8th 2008 5:40am by Timelordwho
Just as Planned.
If it has limited applicability it isn't standard.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Paskil wrote:
Calling someone a "facking" anything takes away any and all credibility your attempted flame was going for. Ending a sentence in a preposition does the same.
Is this a thread?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
MDenham wrote:
Obviously someone composed this after reading Smash's responses todayfor the past five years.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Jophiel wrote:
Is this a thread?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
MDenham, I believe that'd be a #6, followed by a +1.
:D
Just sayin'.
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:D
Just sayin'.
Totem
CoalHeart wrote:
...I shall now pick apart your post and drone on and on about some inane dribble that purports to establish....
It's "drivel", you thunderous *********
Elinda wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Is this a thread?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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It's "drivel", you thunderous @#%^tard.
Actually no, it's a word play based around the fact that babies dribble ( drool) as they babble incoherently. Thunderous @#%^tard does have a nice ring though.
Never regret.To regret is to assume.
In Boston, we'd say "Wicked ******." Or the opposite, "Wicked Smart."
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
CoalHeart wrote:
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It's "drivel", you thunderous @#%^tard.
Actually no, it's a word play based around the fact that babies dribble ( drool) as they babble incoherently. Thunderous @#%^tard does have a nice ring though.
Actually no, it's "drivel".
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/drivel
Thanksforplayingbyenow
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Actually no, it's "drivel".
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/drivel
Thanksforplayingbyenow
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/drivel
Thanksforplayingbyenow
Actually, no. ( again)
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/dribble
Drivel and Dribble are synonyms, both can mean drooling more or less but only drivel also means incoherent babble. Using Dribble where drivel is expected is a word play that paints a picture of the person drooling as they babble.
Thanksformissingthepoint.
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Arguing semantics is retarded.
sweetumssama wrote:
Arguing semantics is retarded.
It's more of a debate actually.
CoalHeart wrote:
Actually, no. ( again)
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/dribble
Drivel and Dribble are synonyms, both can mean drooling more or less but only drivel also means incoherent babble. Using Dribble where drivel is expected is a word play that paints a picture of the person drooling as they babble.
Thanksformissingthepoint.
It also paints a picture of the user as a moronic **** for brained crotchtaco. And an accurate picture at that.
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It also paints a picture of the user as a moronic sh*t for brained crotchtaco. And an accurate picture at that.
SCORE! You are aware that you just proved my point...right?
It's nothing personal. I have no ill will towards anyone here. Especially since I just won a six pack of Guinness. I am saddened by how easy this was though. /sigh
EDIT: Just to clarify, the OP had nothing to do with a bet. The bet came up after the "debate" started. Not that anyone cares, just wanted to make that clear.
Edited, Dec 10th 2008 1:10am by CoalHeart
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