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#1 Dec 05 2008 at 2:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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On Dec. 5, 1933, Utah ratified the 21st Amendment, repealing Prohibition.


On this, the 75th Anniversary of Repeal day, let us take a moment to reflect on what life would be like without sweet, sweet alcohol.

When we were teens, what new crazy ways would we have devised to get fucked up?
Would we have resorted to snorting bags of sh*t before it's time?

As adults, how would we get through social gatherings?
How would the overweight and/or socially awkward get laid?

And what the hell would we all do on the weekends?
Curiouser & Curiouser...

Happy Repeal Day, Assholes!




Edited, Dec 5th 2008 5:36am by Omegavegeta
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#2 Dec 05 2008 at 2:59 AM Rating: Good
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There are plenty of "Dry" countries you could go check out.

Some of them in the Middle East have underground networks where tourists can buy some alcohol....in women's lingerie shops, for some reason. Smiley: confused
#3 Dec 05 2008 at 3:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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It's also Day of the Ninja!
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#4 Dec 05 2008 at 3:22 AM Rating: Excellent
Can't we just merge it into a "Day of the Drunken Ninja"?

Starring Will Ferrel, probably.
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#5 Dec 05 2008 at 3:50 AM Rating: Good
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There are plenty of "Dry" countries you could go check out.


WTF For?

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Can't we just merge it into a "Day of the Drunken Ninja"?

Starring Will Ferrel, probably.


As long as Chris Farley get's ninja'd in alla Forrest Gump.
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#6 Dec 05 2008 at 4:36 AM Rating: Good
Omegavegeta wrote:
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Can't we just merge it into a "Day of the Drunken Ninja"?

Starring Will Ferrel, probably.


As long as Chris Farley get's ninja'd in alla Forrest Gump.


Alternatively, we could have a "Day of the Alcohol-Prohibition Law Enforcement Officers who happened to be Ninjas."

Though this one would have to star Steve Carell.
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#7 Dec 05 2008 at 6:15 AM Rating: Decent
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RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Can't we just merge it into a "Day of the Drunken Ninja"?

Starring Will Ferrel, probably.
Day of the Drunken Ninja must be concurrent with Day of teh Dry Pirate.
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