Lady Tare wrote:
Sex? What's that?
Ultimate pleasure or just one more chore to get the baby made.
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Harharhar.
Ultimate pleasure or just one more chore to get the baby made.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Commander Annabella wrote:
Debalic wrote:
Commander Annabella wrote:
WarMaverick wrote:
Commander Annabella wrote:
God, I don't want to ask the asylum this sh*t.
Edited, Dec 3rd 2008 9:59am by Annabella
Edited, Dec 3rd 2008 9:59am by Annabella
lolwut
These questions aren't really meant for an audience that I really don't know.
Haha, and the OOT is any better?
I don't get embarrassed by asking stupid questions there.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
Commander Annabella wrote:
Debalic wrote:
Commander Annabella wrote:
WarMaverick wrote:
Commander Annabella wrote:
God, I don't want to ask the asylum this sh*t.
Edited, Dec 3rd 2008 9:59am by Annabella
Edited, Dec 3rd 2008 9:59am by Annabella
lolwut
These questions aren't really meant for an audience that I really don't know.
Haha, and the OOT is any better?
I don't get embarrassed by asking stupid questions there.
Yes, I have a punitive superego.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Annabella has been referring to herself as a lady recently as well.
I think she's re-living the Victorian age.
I think she's re-living the Victorian age.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Annabella has been referring to herself as a lady recently as well.
I think she's re-living the Victorian age.
I think she's re-living the Victorian age.
I remember me and my WASPiest, most repressed lesbian friend were watching the Winslow Boy a few years back. And the utter restraint, the repression.. well, let's just say we both wished we could have more of that in our society with all its openness and big hugs.
As die-hard New Englanders, we both get embarrassed by excessive displays of emotions.
Edited, Dec 3rd 2008 1:07pm by Annabella
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Commander Annabella wrote:
Samira wrote:
Annabella has been referring to herself as a lady recently as well.
I think she's re-living the Victorian age.
I think she's re-living the Victorian age.
I remember me and my WASPiest, most repressed lesbian friend were watching the Winslow Boy a few years back. And the utter restraint, the repression.. well, let's just say we both wished we could have more of that in our society with all its openness and big hugs.
As die-hard New Englanders, we both get embarrassed by excessive displays of emotions.
Don't lie, you both got so frustrated you ended up tangled in a knot of bare, fleshy limbs, soaked in sweat and love-juice.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Commander Annabella wrote:
Samira wrote:
Annabella has been referring to herself as a lady recently as well.
I think she's re-living the Victorian age.
I think she's re-living the Victorian age.
I remember me and my WASPiest, most repressed lesbian friend were watching the Winslow Boy a few years back. And the utter restraint, the repression.. well, let's just say we both wished we could have more of that in our society with all its openness and big hugs.
As die-hard New Englanders, we both get embarrassed by excessive displays of emotions.
Don't lie, you both got so frustrated you ended up tangled in a knot of bare, fleshy limbs, soaked in sweat and love-juice.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
Debalic wrote:
Commander Annabella wrote:
Samira wrote:
Annabella has been referring to herself as a lady recently as well.
I think she's re-living the Victorian age.
I think she's re-living the Victorian age.
I remember me and my WASPiest, most repressed lesbian friend were watching the Winslow Boy a few years back. And the utter restraint, the repression.. well, let's just say we both wished we could have more of that in our society with all its openness and big hugs.
As die-hard New Englanders, we both get embarrassed by excessive displays of emotions.
Don't lie, you both got so frustrated you ended up tangled in a knot of bare, fleshy limbs, soaked in sweat and love-juice.
It's like that movie, "Blood Ocean."
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Commander Annabella wrote:
As die-hard New Englanders, we both get embarrassed by excessive displays of emotions.
Where is that red-tide never forget picture?
It is most certainly relevant.
It is most certainly relevant.
Just as Planned.
God, I don't want to ask the asylum this sh*t.
Yeah, the odds of a human sexuality researcher actually answering are astronomically higher here. On the other hand, I might have to imagine Joph going down on Flea again and I'm not sure I can withstand that sort of pain again, the kind that comes with cutting my skull open and washing my brain with a steel brush. Once was enough.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
God, I don't want to ask the asylum this sh*t.
Yeah, the odds of a human sexuality researcher actually answering are astronomically higher here. On the other hand, I might have to imagine Joph going down on Flea again and I'm not sure I can withstand that sort of pain again, the kind that comes with cutting my skull open and washing my brain with a steel brush. Once was enough.
I considered it, but then, I have been shying away from answering sex related questions since we began dating out of concern that folks might just assume that I was speaking from personal experience rather than existing data.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I considered it, but then, I have been shying away from answering sex related questions since we began dating out of concern that folks might just assume that I was speaking from personal experience rather than existing data.
No one's asked why you make me wear the Paul Rudd mask yet, though.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
I considered it, but then, I have been shying away from answering sex related questions since we began dating out of concern that folks might just assume that I was speaking from personal experience rather than existing data.
No one's asked why you make me wear the Paul Rudd mask yet, though.
That's because it's obvious, love.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
folks might just assume that I was speaking from personal experience rather than existing data.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Nexa wrote:
folks might just assume that I was speaking from personal experience rather than existing data.
Throughout the history of the forum, I would find it difficult to believe that I was the only one who had ever referred to Smash as a menstruating ******.
Nexa
Edited, Dec 3rd 2008 6:49pm by Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Well, probably not in such formal terms. And almost definitely not without the use of the word "sandy".
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Well, probably not in such formal terms. And almost definitely not without the use of the word "sandy".
True story: Smash occasionally refers to me as "Gritty ****** Popsicle ******". There's a story there, but it's unimportant.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Do share!
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Tamat Damat wrote:
Do share!
Sorry, that seems to be Anna's schtick...the hussy.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /images/photos/paul_rudd_98@.jpg on this server.
Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
Weird, I don't have any trouble...perhaps Paul Rudd is just too sexy for you? Try this link.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
That's the ONLY thing I miss about not having periods any more, is the lovin' during that "period" HAH get it? ROFL
Menstrual sex is the bomb baby! Menstroral, blah whatever just get me off.
Menstrual sex is the bomb baby! Menstroral, blah whatever just get me off.
Nexa wrote:
Weird, I don't have any trouble...perhaps Paul Rudd is just too sexy for you? Try this link.
Nexa
Nexa
I'm using that southern internet. I have to hook it to jumper cables.
Second link worked.
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