God, I don't want to ask the asylum this ****.
Edited, Dec 3rd 2008 9:59am by Annabella
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Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Oh @#%^ no
EDIT: Oh wait, there was that one girl years ago that I had a crush on since Freshman year. We met up at the bar one night and ended up back at her place. All I wanted was to chow her box but she was on the rag. Rather intoxicated I assured her I'd be fine and kept to the north portion of her furless cnut. Everything went off without a hitch and I even got to rub her feet.
EDIT 2: Also messed around with the wife a few times, never had sex just oral and a lot of touching and rubbing.
So yeah I guess when I am horned up or drunk I'll do it but with caution.
Edited, Dec 3rd 2008 9:57am by Soracloud
EDIT: Oh wait, there was that one girl years ago that I had a crush on since Freshman year. We met up at the bar one night and ended up back at her place. All I wanted was to chow her box but she was on the rag. Rather intoxicated I assured her I'd be fine and kept to the north portion of her furless cnut. Everything went off without a hitch and I even got to rub her feet.
EDIT 2: Also messed around with the wife a few times, never had sex just oral and a lot of touching and rubbing.
So yeah I guess when I am horned up or drunk I'll do it but with caution.
Edited, Dec 3rd 2008 9:57am by Soracloud
WarMaverick wrote:
Commander Annabella wrote:
God, I don't want to ask the asylum this sh*t.
Edited, Dec 3rd 2008 9:59am by Annabella
Edited, Dec 3rd 2008 9:59am by Annabella
lolwut
These questions aren't really meant for an audience that I really don't know.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Now my post makes me look creepyier
Edited, Dec 3rd 2008 10:05am by Soracloud
Edited, Dec 3rd 2008 10:05am by Soracloud
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
Now my post makes me look creepyier
Edited, Dec 3rd 2008 10:05am by Soracloud
Edited, Dec 3rd 2008 10:05am by Soracloud
No, really, once you are married, you have to get used to all sorts of hygiene things.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Damn, is that what you get up to in the OOT? You dirty, pervy, immoral, godless people...
So what was the question?
So what was the question?
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Damn, is that what you get up to in the OOT? You dirty, pervy, immoral, godless people...
So what was the question?
So what was the question?
Does having sex in a cosplay nurse outfit stop you getting HIV?
My reply got consumed by the interwebz, I am now glad of this.
When I'm good they never remember,
When I'm bad they never forget
When I'm bad they never forget
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
Oh @#%^ no
EDIT: Oh wait, there was that one girl years ago that I had a crush on since Freshman year. We met up at the bar one night and ended up back at her place. All I wanted was to chow her box but she was on the rag. Rather intoxicated I assured her I'd be fine and kept to the north portion of her furless cnut. Everything went off without a hitch and I even got to rub her feet.
EDIT 2: Also messed around with the wife a few times, never had sex just oral and a lot of touching and rubbing.
So yeah I guess when I am horned up or drunk I'll do it but with caution.
Edited, Dec 3rd 2008 9:57am by Soracloud
EDIT: Oh wait, there was that one girl years ago that I had a crush on since Freshman year. We met up at the bar one night and ended up back at her place. All I wanted was to chow her box but she was on the rag. Rather intoxicated I assured her I'd be fine and kept to the north portion of her furless cnut. Everything went off without a hitch and I even got to rub her feet.
EDIT 2: Also messed around with the wife a few times, never had sex just oral and a lot of touching and rubbing.
So yeah I guess when I am horned up or drunk I'll do it but with caution.
Edited, Dec 3rd 2008 9:57am by Soracloud
....eeeew.
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Damn, is that what you get up to in the OOT? You dirty, pervy, immoral, godless people...
So what was the question?
So what was the question?
Whether you'd give oral sex to a girl on her period?
I did once, but I felt weird about it afterwards.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Annabella wrote:
Whether you'd give oral sex to a girl on her period?
I did once, but I felt weird about it afterwards.
I did once, but I felt weird about it afterwards.
Oh, well, that's all right then.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Commander Annabella wrote:
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Damn, is that what you get up to in the OOT? You dirty, pervy, immoral, godless people...
So what was the question?
So what was the question?
Whether you'd give oral sex to a girl on her period?
I did once, but I felt weird about it afterwards.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
I did it once, but it didn't taste very nice.
I can't believe periodary oral sex is too strong for the OOT. It's all rather natural.
I can't believe periodary oral sex is too strong for the OOT. It's all rather natural.
Elinda wrote:
Commander Annabella wrote:
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Damn, is that what you get up to in the OOT? You dirty, pervy, immoral, godless people...
So what was the question?
So what was the question?
Whether you'd give oral sex to a girl on her period?
I did once, but I felt weird about it afterwards.
Um. Menstrually.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
I did it once, but it didn't taste very nice.
I can't believe periodary oral sex is too strong for the OOT. It's all rather natural.
I can't believe periodary oral sex is too strong for the OOT. It's all rather natural.
...and I'm pretty sure admins get a kick out of moving threads into unintended forums.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Commander Annabella wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Commander Annabella wrote:
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Damn, is that what you get up to in the OOT? You dirty, pervy, immoral, godless people...
So what was the question?
So what was the question?
Whether you'd give oral sex to a girl on her period?
I did once, but I felt weird about it afterwards.
Um. Menstrually.
On my request, the hubby refrains from oral sex while I have my period.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Doing with a girl on her period has always creeped me out. It reminds me of those odd Japanese hentai films where the girl is almost always bleeding from the ******, to indicate that she was virginal. That's like some hentai fetish thing. The girl has to be a virgin when she's gang-raped on a train.
Anyway, films like that creep me out and periods remind me of that and all I get is creeped out.
Anyway, films like that creep me out and periods remind me of that and all I get is creeped out.
Elinda wrote:
How does it taste?
Blood, sweat and tears.
So of course I miss out on the fun.
Sex on period is messy and perhaps painful to some girls. I haven't had a problem and I've noticed that my period doesn't last as long (maybe 2-3 days) if I indulge in sex. So when I become Raggedy Ann, I take out my stuffing and tell my husband to get to work.
He happily obliges.
Sex on period is messy and perhaps painful to some girls. I haven't had a problem and I've noticed that my period doesn't last as long (maybe 2-3 days) if I indulge in sex. So when I become Raggedy Ann, I take out my stuffing and tell my husband to get to work.
He happily obliges.I did it once during a drunken one night stand, though I wasn't aware she was on her period till afterwards.
I have no idea how it tasted, at that point I had so much beer in me that everything tasted like beer.
Well... maybe it tasted like a red beer.
I have no idea how it tasted, at that point I had so much beer in me that everything tasted like beer.
Well... maybe it tasted like a red beer.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Sex? What's that?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Commander Annabella wrote:
WarMaverick wrote:
Commander Annabella wrote:
God, I don't want to ask the asylum this sh*t.
Edited, Dec 3rd 2008 9:59am by Annabella
Edited, Dec 3rd 2008 9:59am by Annabella
lolwut
These questions aren't really meant for an audience that I really don't know.
Haha, and the OOT is any better?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Lady Tare wrote:
Sex? What's that?
Yeah, okay, Ms Fertility Goddess.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
So of course I miss out on the fun.
Sex on period is messy and perhaps painful to some girls. I haven't had a problem and I've noticed that my period doesn't last as long (maybe 2-3 days) if I indulge in sex. So when I become Raggedy Ann, I take out my stuffing and tell my husband to get to work. He happily obliges.
Sex on period is messy and perhaps painful to some girls. I haven't had a problem and I've noticed that my period doesn't last as long (maybe 2-3 days) if I indulge in sex. So when I become Raggedy Ann, I take out my stuffing and tell my husband to get to work.
He happily obliges.God, even thinking about this is giving me the chills.
Debalic wrote:
Commander Annabella wrote:
WarMaverick wrote:
Commander Annabella wrote:
God, I don't want to ask the asylum this sh*t.
Edited, Dec 3rd 2008 9:59am by Annabella
Edited, Dec 3rd 2008 9:59am by Annabella
lolwut
These questions aren't really meant for an audience that I really don't know.
Haha, and the OOT is any better?
I don't get embarrassed by asking stupid questions there.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
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