Hannah is going to be such a hit in school.
I'm teaching her to box, she'll be alright. The same day, in fact, she had poked my father in the arm with a toy and he said he was hurt so she pretended to bandage him with newspaper that she gleefully ripped up. Being 3, she ripped up vastly more than required and Nexa told her to pick up the mess and put it into the plastic bag that the paper is delivered in. (Yes, she plays with plastic bags, Nexa is a terrible mother). At any rate, she did, and we were playing a game where she's trying to hit my head with the newspaper filled bag and I'm holding my hands as a boxer would and blocking it out of the way.
After a few minutes she says "wait, wait I have to tell you a secret" and puts her hand on my hands, ostensibly so she can see my face. I, being a sucker, lean over for the secret and she whacks me with the bag while holding my hands down. She's got good instincts, that kid.
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